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Prologue

"Trust me DDD, this plan will be sure to work and Kirby will be out of your hair forever," explained the NME salesman.

"Sure he will, you said that when you sent me that godforsaken Wolfwrath!" retorted DDD skeptically.

The salesman shrugged and the screen went blank.

"Sire, it's worth a try," Escargoon said, only to be ignored,

"It's worth a try," DDD muttered to himself, the snail sighed and went quiet.

With that, the room went dark as the two exited, thinking about their next plan to take down Kirby.

Chapter 1

Tiff, Tuff and Kirby were out in the garden. Tiff was reading a book on Marine biology and Tuff was teaching Kirby how to play soccer.

King DDD and Escargoon walked into the garden, glaring maliciously at the little pink puffball trying to kick the soccer ball only to topple over.

"Hey Kirby!" yelled DDD, "We got some nice, juicy watermelons in the throne room for ya!" Tiff looked up at them and then over at Kirby, who was already running up to the king and Escargoon.

"Kirby! Don't listen to them! They're only trying to trick you!" Tiff shouted, Kirby turned around, "Poyo?" he asked, confused.

"Don't listen to her Kirby," reassured Escargoon, a fake smile on his face, "We have over twenty watermelons just for you."

"Poyo Poyo!" chirped Kirby, dashing off in the direction of the throne room.

Tuff sighed, "We should go after him, shouldn't we?"

Before Tiff could answer, DDD and Escargoon slammed the doors shut and locked them.

"You're not going to screw with our plan this time you little brats!" said DDD laughing manically on the other side of the door; Kirby is going to a place he can't ever return from!"

Then the two villains strutted down the hall after Kirby.

"Crap! Now what are we going to do?" asked Tuff, kicking the soccer ball into the fountain.

"Perhaps I can be of assistance?" asked a Spanish- accented voice, Meta Knight seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.



"Meta Knight, King DDD and Escargoon have tricked Kirby into going with them to the throne room where they probably have some new horrible demon beast waiting for them!" Tiff explained

"I see," was all Meta Knight said, he walked over to the locked door and unsheathed Galaxia. With three swift movements, Meta Knight cut a hole in the door which he, Tiff, and Tuff could climb through.

They arrived at the throne room and saw an incredible sight. On top of the transporter which King DDD ordered his monsters, there were indeed as Escargoon had said a mountain of watermelons. And on top of that was, of course, Kirby.

"Kirby! Get down from there right now!" Tiff yelled, Kirby, of course ignored her.

"Sis, look," said Tuff, pointing,

Sitting on his throne, DDD and Escargoon were snickering; DDD's hand was moving toward the button that would activate the transporter.

"Goodbye Kirby! Forever!" DDD yelled pushing down on the button. Meta Knight at Tiff jumped onto the transporter in an attempt to push Kirby off but it was too late. With a blinding flash of light, Tiff, Kirby, Meta Knight, and about ten watermelons had vanished into thin air.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! It worked! Kirby and the other two people that annoy me the most are gone forever!" DDD was laughing so hard he nearly fell off his chair.

"Where did you send them you crapface!?" screamed Tuff, running up to DDD and kicking him in the shin.

"Ow! Get off me or I'll put you in the dungeon for the rest of your life!" DDD yelled, shaking the furious boy off him.

"Where did you send them?" asked Tuff, his hands curling into fists.

"I-I don't know," stammered DDD, "Galaxies and galaxies away. My best guess is that they'll land on some planet called Earth."

"If they're lucky," added Escargoon, only to be bashed over the head by DDD's fist.

"What does that mean?" Tuff asked, now an edge of worry in his voice.

"Well," Escargoon explained, "there's a 50-50 chance that they just end up in deep space."

Tuff turned pale.