HI!!!
Disclaimer: not mine shall bee soon though, for i am the future evil overlord of the Universe!!!
P.s: really really really sorry to the people who are waiting for me to update my other story, i have writers block and it wont go awwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy!!!T_____T its not Fair! *bawls pathetically on the flaw cursing the computer*
20 ways to irritate Hiei
1.) Dye his hair pink. (Or any other colour of your preference).
2.) Shave eyebrows whilst he sleeps. (Hide all evidence).
3.) Kidnap Kurama (blame Karasu or Yomi).
4.) Force into bunny suit (take as many Photo's as possible, they sell for Loads!).
5.) Confiscate ice cream, saying its Koenma's orders.
6.) Replace katana with plastic light saver, (blame Kuwabara).
7.) Buy ticket for a Yaoi convention (when threatened at sword point say "but I thought…." And look meaningfully between him and Kurama.
8.) Hand him a parcel labelled "Growth hormones, for the vertically challenged" and when threatened say "I was just being helpful".
9.) Cuddle like oversized teddy bear proclaiming your everlasting affection and adoration.
10.) Enroll In an all girls' school as Hiei-etta.
11.) Force Kurama into skimpy female clothing.
12.) Stitch / embroider "Uke of the year" onto the back of his cape.
13.) Order 10,000 crates of Fume de bloom perfume on his account.
14.) Accidentally wash his white scarf with a red sock.
15.) Stitch superman logo onto the back of his cape.
16.) Tickle with feather, at all opportunities.
17.) Photoshop him into a pink dress and sell copies in the spirit world lobby.
18.) Hide his usual clothes and replace with pink Lycra jump suit.
19.) Give his address / hidden location to fangirls
20.) Buy tickets for a Yaoi convention, and then force him to go.
Ta~da!
There you go, er... I'm sorry *retreats to emo corner of gloom*
Happy Birthday Silver-chan!!