Making Fun of Our Exes: We're Through

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters

And make fun of our exes

- Taylor Swift

"I am so through with him!" Bloom yelled at Stella. Fire scorched her finger tips.
Stella gasped. "But I ship you guys so hard!" Stella burst out into tears.

Bloom rolled her eyes. Stella would get over it. 'But Bloom I was under a spell, that's the only reason I was with Diaspro.' He needed to grow some 'spell resistance' or at least the balls to tell her the truth. Come on! He couldn't always be under a spell. Was a spell the reason he'd seen Sky with Diaspro just yesterday.

"Why?" Stella groaned and she fell on her knees. So over dramatic. "Because he can't get his nasty hands off of Diaspro," Bloom answered Stella. Stella bolted right up. "Then that's a different matter altogether. There's no way he's getting away with this again!" Stella yelled. "Goodbye skoom, hello Bloom and somebody else! Skoom was never a good ship name anyway."

"They're plenty of other specialists - some which provide you with better ship names. You and Riven? Room or bliven. I like bliven more personally. It sounds like oblivion," Stella cheered. Bloom rolled her eyes. "Not happening, Riven is way too moody what's with attitude? He's got a lot of secrets and I can't deal with all that baggage. Besides he's taking Musa."

Stella rolled her eyes and then stated the obvious. "Let's face it Bloom you've got more issues than Vogue, you and Riven are the perfect couple. Besides Musa's a bitch." "You phrased that so sweetly," Bloom said sarcastically. "It's a gift," Stella quipped. "Either way 'bliven' isn't happening," Bloom said. "If you say so," Stella said in a sing-song voice.

"I don't even wanna know what you're thinking of."

"We're through!" Riven yelled.

"Why?" Musa whined, draping an arm around Riven.

"You're a slut." Riven stated frankly.

Musa shrugged, she wasn't going to deny it. "Give me a good reason," Musa said.

"You're a bitch."

"Another reason."

"You've cheated on me about fifteen times."

"That falls under 'slut.' "

"You just made this way better for yourself," Riven said sarcastically.

"You know what Riven! Your problem is your stupid baggage and your stupid secrets. If you told me some of this crap I wouldn't to..." Musa trailed off, she stopped realizing she was digging a deeper grave for herself.

"As I was saying, we're through."

"You'll come back to me, babe."

"Uhuh - like Beyonce will come back to Destiny's child." Not going to happen.

Author's Note

/This is short - well that's obvi but I was watching some old winx club episodes with my friend and I realized Bloom and Riven look so cute together. the Musa thing just sucks, they won't admit anything to each other. A fiery girl and a boy who can't stand fire? What can be better? Beyonce's better, Taylor Swift's better, pizza's better. Fine, loads of things are better but you get what I'm saying.

This story was inspired by T. Swift's 22 and I'm on I obvi don't own anything. Like duh. That's the whole point of .

Stuff you need to know:
1.) Currently the girls have Sirenix - I don't about this 'bloomix' stuff they ave now but why can't Stella have stellaix? You see my point. Of course I'll be making up my own 'ix' to happen to the girls.

2.) Of course I'm going to kill some people off. It wouldn't be fun if I didn't.

3.) Musa's kinda evil in this - I LOVE Musa. She's in my top three - I don't know if she's one, two or three but I just love Bloom, Stella and Musa. I don't know who I like more.

4.) The girls are sixteen. The girls can't seem to leave Alfea! They're even teachers! So yeah... sixteen.
So review and tell me what you think... any other pairings you want to see in this story?

Thanks for reading.

x,

me