Warriors Randomness
Warriors Randomness
Part 1: Apprentice Days
Firepaw awakes. Graypaw awakes also. Ravenpaw stirs. Sandpaw and Dustpaw are missing.
Firepaw-"I wonder where Sandpaw and Dustpaw are."
Graypaw sleepily-"Why do you care?"
Firepaw leaves the den and is disturbed. Bluestar is helping Lionheart pull a box to the center of the clearing.
Bluestar spots Firepaw-"Firepaw we have done it!"
Firepaw is confused.
Spottedleaf emerges from around the corner.
Firepaw-"Spottedleaf, can you tell me what Bluestar is talking about.?"
Spottedleaf-"You have saved the clan!"
Firepaw-"From what?"
Spottedleaf-"From boredom."
Firepaw is still confused.
Lionheart-"I went to the corner store and got more PCs."
Bluestar-"And a play station 3."
YOWLS OF TRIUMPH
(((((((((((((((((A little latter)))))))))))))))
Sandpaw and Dustpaw come back to camp.
Whitestorm-"Where have you two been?"
Dustpaw-"Bowling."
Cinderkit gets excited.
Cinderkit-"Frostfur can I go."
Frostfur-"You are too young."
Firepaw and Spottedleaf come over to the talking cats.
Spottedleaf-"Ah yes. StarClan showed me of bowling ally."
Firepaw-"Why didn't you tell me beloved?"
Spottedleaf-"It was Sandpaw and Dustpaw's fate."
Sandpaw-"We can all go bowling tomorrow, Dustpaw and I are tired."
Spottedleaf-"Crap you, because we are going anyway."
Firepaw-"Spottedleaf, why, you are a medicine cat."
Spottedleaf-"StarClan crap on me."
Bluestar appears.
Bluestar-"SPOTTEDLEAF!"
Spottedleaf runs away.
Spottedleaf-"I want to bowl and Firepaw please come."
Firepaw-"Coming beloved."
Firepaw leaves and follows Spottedleaf away. Finally they are together an their clan is pissed off big time.
((((((((((((((((At the Bowling Ally))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Firepaw-"Score."
Spottedleaf-"Oh yea."
Tigerclaw runs in.
Firepaw-"Get away Tigerclaw."
Tigerclaw-"I want to bowl."
Spottedleaf-"Come on cousin."
They dance.
Bluestar walks in.
Bluestar-"What in the name of StarClan."
Spottedleaf-"Bluestar I'm sorry but I love Firepaw."
Tigerclaw-"Could you have made a poorer choice."
Spottedleaf-"Oh, Clawface."
Clawface appears and kills Tigerclaw.
Dead kitty.
Goldenflower runs in.
Goldenflower-"Damn you Clawface."
Cloudstar appears from the stars.
Cloudstar-"Spottedleaf, great great granddaughter, come and walk with me."
Spottedleaf-"Yes, god catter."
Firepaw-"Spottedleaf, no."
Spottedleaf-"Yes Firepaw, the god catter has spoken."
Clawface-"Firepaw, I can kill you so you can be with her."
Before Firepaw can respond Goldenflower slays Clawface with one blow.
Goldenflower-"That's for Tigerclaw and for you too Firepaw."
Firepaw begins to suck his tail.
Firepaw-"Bluestar, can I have a PC."
Bluestar-"Yes."
From the Top Of My Head!! :)
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