Third person POV

Sam and Freddie walked into the school hallway, holding hands. They thought that the whole world will go mad when they are seen together. However, what they did not know is that everybody thought they were already dating.

"Carly! How come no one freaked out when I came to school with a nub in my arms?" Carly spun around to her voice.

"Hey! Even if I am a nub, I am still your boyfriend. I think that I deserve more respect than that!" Freddie complained.

"Nah, not really." He frowned at this and she continued, "But you're my nub."

She tipped her toes and kissed his cheek. This made Freddie blush.

"Awww, you two are so cute together!" Carly squealed at her best friends.

"Wait, Sam's right. Why isn't anyone like shocked that we are dating?" Freddie lazily slung his arm around his girlfriend and asked repeated Sam's question.

"Well… You see, everyone thought that you two are already dating." She tried to explain.

"What? Why?" the couple asked simultaneously. Then, they slapped each other.

"When you two constantly argue, people took that as flirting."

"Hmmm, weird." Sam said and Freddie nodded in agreement.

"Anyway, so how was your date last night at the carnival?" Carly wriggled her eyebrows at them. "And give me the deets!"

"We took the rollercoaster,"

"the ferris wheel,"

"the nub won a stuffed ham for me,"

"we had hotdogs for lunch,"

"we watched an animal performance,"

"and made out." Freddie finished.

"Ok, ew. I don't need to know the last one. Anyways, glad that you guys had fun yesterday. Or should I say, too much fun?" she chuckled.

"Oh, and we are going on another date tomorrow night." Sam smiled at her boyfriend. "But he is keeping a secret on where we are going.

"If I tell you, it is not a surprise anymore, is it?" Sam nodded, still grinning from ear to ear.

Carly asked, "So are you going to announce your relationship live on iCarly today?"

"Well, I guess it is okay with me… You?" Freddie turned to Sam.

"Yeah, it will make the Seddie Shippers go wild." Sam agreed and they laughed.

The iCarly gang actually enjoys messing with the fans about the whole Seddie and Creddie thing. Once, they posted a picture with Sam and Carly looking at Freddie flirtatiously. The picture had over a million comments, mostly about the whole shipping thing. Comments like:

Seddie101: Freddie obv luvs Sam! Seddie!

iCarly678: Carly is falling for Freddie, Creddie rules!

PurpleLove: NO! Everything is Seddie and nothing hurts!

TinaShips4iCarly: S-E-D-D-I-E!

Creddieeee: CREDDIEEEEEEEEEE!

TheGibster: Liquid soap rocks.

seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE seddieSEDDIE

"And that proves that still Chili taste spicy even with mango pudding!"

"Thank you Gibby for volunteering for this segment!"

"Not that I have a choice…" Gibby muttered under his breath. His eyes were stinging and tears were threatening to spill. His lips were swollen like as if there were two sausages smacked onto his chili-stained face. "Can I leave now?"

"Sure Gibby, you can leave now." Gibby heard this and ran out before he could hear anything else. "Because we have an exciting news for you all! Freddie come out here!"

Carly took the camera from him and fumbled with the techy junk. He went to stand next to Sam and held her hands.

"Fredlumps and I are dating. Kay, bye!" Sam waved with her other hand to the camera.

"Wait!" Carly stopped them. "Show the fans a smooch!"

"Carly!" Freddie shouted, clearly embarrassed. His face red and his ears were reddening.

Sam groaned and tipped her toes. She smacked her lips onto his gently. Freddie reacted immediately and deepened the kiss. His arms snaked around her waist as hers land gently on his shoulders. This went on for half a minute when Carly coughed to get their attention. When they released each other, they blushed profusely and their faces were equally red.

"I said a smooch, not making out in front of the internet!"

Freddie shuffled his feet and made his way to get his camera from Carly.

"Well, that's all for this iCarly! Till next time…"

"Smack a hobo"

"Eat a shoe"

"And swim in mustard! Adios!"

"Bye!"

"And we're clear! Great show you guys."

"Thanks Freddison."

"Yup, and now I bet there are already a few comments about your smooching live on the web!" she grinned cheekily.

"Try hundreds of them." Freddie showed them the comments for the webcast.

"Wow, they are like a pack of crazy psychopaths." Sam widened her eyes at all the comments.

"I'm gonna make some of my special lemonade and after show snack. You guys want any?"

"Ew, gross, no. I want some ham."

"No thanks, Carly." He smiled apologetically.

Her 'special' lemonade is horrible. No offence to her though. Freddie thought.

"Whatever. I bet Spencer will appreciate my lemonade." She shrugged. "Hey Spencer! Want any of Carly's special lemonade?" she screamed to him as she walked downstairs.

"Err… I am not at home! I am night fishing with Socko!" Spencer's distant yelling could be heard, and what he said was really dumb.

Freddie chuckled and gave Sam a peck on her cheek. She giggled and they both went down to get her some ham.