Wolfie: She dosent own...
Max: AC/DC
Carter:Cooking Network
Bloo:Or Percy Jackson and the Olympians
A;Fado:Disclamier Dance!
CHAPTER 1: I GET ATTAKED BY A'Wolf'
Hi my names Maximus Bones or you can just call me Max.
Hey, why can't I have my own story?
(you'll get one soon)
SHUT UP Wolfie, your lucky your in this story at all!
Yes mam'
Anyway and this is my life.(MINE TOO!)
Shut up WOLFIE!
Right now I was walking in the my living room. You see I live in the Plaza Hotel so its sort of huge . Well me and my sister Wolfie (I know weird name) can't afford to live here ,but this secret bank account keeps on paying for the hotel service.
Anyway I walked towards the couch , and found dear sister sprawled out on the couch leaving the Cooking Network on.
I heard a groan coming from the couch. She sleeps like a bear.
"Wha? She moaned. "Is it morin already?"
"Yup, get up dumb ass." I demanded, pushing her off the couch.
Oooff
"Crap that hurt." she complained.
"Last day of school, now get up." I said.
"you mean hell right?"
She pulled herself off the floor ,turned on the radio bobbing her head to bathroom.
AC/DC….sweet.
I'm on a highway to hell
I walked to the kitchen and made waffles and bacon. For some reason Wolfies got something against pancakes.
Knock knock
"Come in!"
"Hi Max what's up." Bloo asked.
"The fan."
Bloo was my best friend since kindergarten ,well ever since I beat him up for stealing my Jell-O. No one touches my Jell-O.
"I see you cooking."
"Well What wrong with that?"
"Nothing ,nothing at all, I just brought you and Wolfie coffee."
"OOooo coffee!" I grabbed it out of his hand "Thanks."
He sat down at the counter.
"Ready for the last day of school ."
I served him some bacon and waffle.
"Don't remind me. Why do we have school anyway, is there something that we can't learn by our self's that we can learn at school."
"No, now that I think of it we cant." Taking a bit out of my marvelous breakfast.
"Hey Wolfie breakfast is ready!" I yelled, no answer , figures "And I made BACON!"
Wolfie flew over the counter and tackled me to the ground, stealing all the bacon that was in my hand.
"Damn you Wolfie." I pushed her off me "Sometimes I think your part wolf."
"Says it all in the name sister."
She got up and I took a good look at her. She looked like an army delinquent. Authentic army pants and jacket, three ear piercing in both ears, and wild short hair. She looks like a boy but, if you call her that she'll kick your ass.
By our appearance me and wolfie are twins, Personality not so much.
"Crap, were going to be late for school." Bloo said.
"So what." We said in unison.
"Come on "He grabbed me and Wolfie by the hem of our shirts and dragged us out of the apartment.
"HEY! We forgot the coffee! And my Guitar!
I shook my head damn Wolfie.
We are on a school bus Whoop-deedo-dee.
"Why can't we own one of those cool mini motor cycles." Wolfie asked.
"Cause we aren't old enough." Carter said. A.K.A the school hottie. I wonder why he hangs out with us 'losers'. [HEY WE ARENT LOSERS!]
"True ,but its-" He cut her off.
"And I bet its not street legal."
He had her there.
"Why do you bring your guitar every where." Carter asked.
"Why do we change the subject every 30 seconds?"
Everyone looked at me.
"HOW TO HELL IM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW!"