Who Farted?
My names Toni and I'm 13 years old. I went to a posh restaurant once, but I can't remember what it was called. I went with the Bladebreakers and the White Tigers. Mr Dickenson had said to put everything on his tab, and we were quite happy to do that. I was sitting between Mariah and Kai, WHY ME?! I didn't mind sitting next to Mariah, but why did I have to sit next to Kai? Tyson was sitting opposite me and he kept pulling funny faces. He only stopped when Ray whacked him on the head with his shoe.
We were halfway through the meal when we heard a loud noise; someone had farted. Everyone burst out laughing. I started glancing around to see if anyone was blushing, but no one was. Once everyone had stopped laughing, I realised that everyone in the restaurant was looking at us. They'd obviously heard. After a while, we'd all forgotten about it (or so I thought). Mariah tapped me on the shoulder and made me jump. I jerked and knocked my fork on the floor. Everyone laughed again.
"What? What?" I asked frantically.
"I said: can you pass this plate down to the end of the table," said Mariah.
"Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention," I replied. I took the plate from her and passed it down. I got under the table to retrieve my fork, when another fart blasted right in my ear. Everyone started laughing again. The fart was actually right in my ear. I looked up and saw a fart machine taped to the table. I knew what it was straight away, because I've got one at home. You get a speaker and a control. When you press the button on the control, the sound comes out the speaker. I looked around quickly at all the hands that were under the table. I saw someone's hand and they were holding a square black thing. It was Tyson! I grabbed my fork and the speaker and tried to get out quickly, but I banged my head on the table. I heard all the plates and glasses rattle. I got out and stood up.
"Tyson's got a fart machine!" I shouted, holding up the speaker.
"He has?" asked everyone looking confused. Tyson laughed and held up the speaker.
"You die now!" yelled Ray and he jumped on top of him. Tyson screamed and dropped the control. He and Ray started to have a furious fight on the floor. I climbed over the table to help. After a while, everyone (apart from Kai) had joined in the fight. Kai just sat at the table and watched us with a disgusted look on his face.
Eventually, we all got thrown out. The waiter threw Kai out aswell, because he said that Kai was too moody. We all thought that it was funny afterwards, though. I kept giggling to myself. Everyone thought it was because of what happened in the restaurant, but I was laughing at something else. Whilst we were fighting, I'd grabbed the speaker and the control. I attached the control to my belt, and I put the speaker in Kai's pocket without being noticed. I was definitely going to have some fun with that.
My names Toni and I'm 13 years old. I went to a posh restaurant once, but I can't remember what it was called. I went with the Bladebreakers and the White Tigers. Mr Dickenson had said to put everything on his tab, and we were quite happy to do that. I was sitting between Mariah and Kai, WHY ME?! I didn't mind sitting next to Mariah, but why did I have to sit next to Kai? Tyson was sitting opposite me and he kept pulling funny faces. He only stopped when Ray whacked him on the head with his shoe.
We were halfway through the meal when we heard a loud noise; someone had farted. Everyone burst out laughing. I started glancing around to see if anyone was blushing, but no one was. Once everyone had stopped laughing, I realised that everyone in the restaurant was looking at us. They'd obviously heard. After a while, we'd all forgotten about it (or so I thought). Mariah tapped me on the shoulder and made me jump. I jerked and knocked my fork on the floor. Everyone laughed again.
"What? What?" I asked frantically.
"I said: can you pass this plate down to the end of the table," said Mariah.
"Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention," I replied. I took the plate from her and passed it down. I got under the table to retrieve my fork, when another fart blasted right in my ear. Everyone started laughing again. The fart was actually right in my ear. I looked up and saw a fart machine taped to the table. I knew what it was straight away, because I've got one at home. You get a speaker and a control. When you press the button on the control, the sound comes out the speaker. I looked around quickly at all the hands that were under the table. I saw someone's hand and they were holding a square black thing. It was Tyson! I grabbed my fork and the speaker and tried to get out quickly, but I banged my head on the table. I heard all the plates and glasses rattle. I got out and stood up.
"Tyson's got a fart machine!" I shouted, holding up the speaker.
"He has?" asked everyone looking confused. Tyson laughed and held up the speaker.
"You die now!" yelled Ray and he jumped on top of him. Tyson screamed and dropped the control. He and Ray started to have a furious fight on the floor. I climbed over the table to help. After a while, everyone (apart from Kai) had joined in the fight. Kai just sat at the table and watched us with a disgusted look on his face.
Eventually, we all got thrown out. The waiter threw Kai out aswell, because he said that Kai was too moody. We all thought that it was funny afterwards, though. I kept giggling to myself. Everyone thought it was because of what happened in the restaurant, but I was laughing at something else. Whilst we were fighting, I'd grabbed the speaker and the control. I attached the control to my belt, and I put the speaker in Kai's pocket without being noticed. I was definitely going to have some fun with that.