Title: I Married A Blonde (Elf)
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I don't own. The owning part is Tolkien something and New Line Cinema?
Summary:After Legolas married his beloved, she decided that it was time for him to meet her parents. 'OK' Legolas said. 'Good' Dee said. 'Let's go then?' Legolas said. 'Sure' Dee said. 'Just forgot to tell you that I'm from the future.' o_O was Legolas expression. 'OK' he said after 10 minutes.
Authors Note: OK.... I bet you right now are thinking.... no! not another Mary Sue story! Well, I know, I am all evil, and put in myself in the story, but this is quite different. I am married to Legolas. But.... am I happy?
Eh.... please r&r!!! By the way.... I have nothing about blondes! They are not stupid!
Chapter 1.
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"Aiiiiiiii!" Legolas yelled, before he took his bow and shot atleast 10 arrows at the monster.
"That'll show it!" he said, proud, looking at his wife.
"Yes, really, honey," Divya said, shaking her head. Legolas noticed that.
"That was, and, actually, still is, a car," his wife continued. "It's not even alive."
"Oh."
"Exactly," Dee continued. She also continued to walk along the weird road. It was a weird road. Legolas had never seen such a road before.
"Aiiiiiiiii!" Legolas yelled again. A second later he pulled the bowstring on his bow, and fired.
"I sure scared that monster away!" he smiled, proud. Now, atleast Dee would be proud of him? And kiss him?
"I am so proud of you, honey!" Dee said cheerfully.
Yay, thought Legolas. He was now, judging of his face, thinking dirty thoughts. Suddenly he noticed, that he hadn't gotten a kiss at all. He opened his eyes, and noticed that Dee now was many evil feet away from him.
"Damn," he cursed.
Without turning around, or stop, the girl started to talk.
"I was sarcastic," he could hear her sigh. "That, was a bus."
"Ofcourse it was!" Legolas said. "But, it was an evil bus!" he said, hoping she wouldn't figure out that he didn't have a clue about what a bus was.
Dee just sighed.
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ME: I know this was a short chapter!!! But the next one will come!!! So, please r&r! Even if you hated this story, and want to sue me for taking these minutes of your life away from you!
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I don't own. The owning part is Tolkien something and New Line Cinema?
Summary:After Legolas married his beloved, she decided that it was time for him to meet her parents. 'OK' Legolas said. 'Good' Dee said. 'Let's go then?' Legolas said. 'Sure' Dee said. 'Just forgot to tell you that I'm from the future.' o_O was Legolas expression. 'OK' he said after 10 minutes.
Authors Note: OK.... I bet you right now are thinking.... no! not another Mary Sue story! Well, I know, I am all evil, and put in myself in the story, but this is quite different. I am married to Legolas. But.... am I happy?
Eh.... please r&r!!! By the way.... I have nothing about blondes! They are not stupid!
Chapter 1.
****************
"Aiiiiiiii!" Legolas yelled, before he took his bow and shot atleast 10 arrows at the monster.
"That'll show it!" he said, proud, looking at his wife.
"Yes, really, honey," Divya said, shaking her head. Legolas noticed that.
"That was, and, actually, still is, a car," his wife continued. "It's not even alive."
"Oh."
"Exactly," Dee continued. She also continued to walk along the weird road. It was a weird road. Legolas had never seen such a road before.
"Aiiiiiiiii!" Legolas yelled again. A second later he pulled the bowstring on his bow, and fired.
"I sure scared that monster away!" he smiled, proud. Now, atleast Dee would be proud of him? And kiss him?
"I am so proud of you, honey!" Dee said cheerfully.
Yay, thought Legolas. He was now, judging of his face, thinking dirty thoughts. Suddenly he noticed, that he hadn't gotten a kiss at all. He opened his eyes, and noticed that Dee now was many evil feet away from him.
"Damn," he cursed.
Without turning around, or stop, the girl started to talk.
"I was sarcastic," he could hear her sigh. "That, was a bus."
"Ofcourse it was!" Legolas said. "But, it was an evil bus!" he said, hoping she wouldn't figure out that he didn't have a clue about what a bus was.
Dee just sighed.
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ME: I know this was a short chapter!!! But the next one will come!!! So, please r&r! Even if you hated this story, and want to sue me for taking these minutes of your life away from you!