Disclaimer: Revan, Malak, the Exile, and the song Fight For Your Right are property of LucasArts and the Beastie Boys.
Note: This story is told from the Exile's POV, and takes place during a wild party thrown by Revan and Malak. It's just a somewhat Star Wars-ized version of the song. And includes a possible explanation for why all those Jedi joined the Dark Side.
Kick it
You wake up late for practice, man you don't wanna go
You ask you master, "Please?", but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes, and no homework
But your master preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
You gotta fight for your right to party
Your master caught you smoking, and she said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at the 'Temple is such a drag
Now your master threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!)
Come on? What's wrong with enjoying Twi'Lek porn? Honestly?
You gotta fight for your right to party
Don't step out of this dorm if that's the robes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my 'Temple if you don't cut that hair
Your master busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, master you're just jealous it's the Kinrath Boys!
You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight for your right to party...
Epilogue: Approximately 3 months later, Galactic Standard Time, a Revan and Malak defied the Jedi Council and turned to the Dark Side... Probably just a coincidence.