Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything in this fic besides this little
sock I like to wear.
Thank you all for reviewing and im happy I have fans. Kee is here to stay (thank Soa cause I didn't really wanna quit but I felt like I was doing fics for no reason). Im gonna start doing Dragoon Vacations chapters whenever I feel like it (later). I modified it a little so the ending is different.
My Final Fic
The Dragoons & Kee are sitting in the living room really sunburned from their vacation and thinking of ideas.
Kee: Lets set something on fire
Dart: Im gonna go to set Shana on fire
Shana slaps Dart real hard in the shoulders where the worst of his sunburn is.
Dart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shana: BUTT-HOLE!!
Dart and Shana just start slapping and poking each other in the burnt areas and screaming
Meru: Rose got a tan and now isn't so pale and gothic-lookin
Rose: *#$% you beoch
Meru: ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Meru and Rose start fighting and attacking each other. Of course Meru kicks Roses ass badly but they still fight
Kongol: Haschel old
Haschel: THAT'S IT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Kongol and Haschel start fighting and pretty soon Miranda and Albert start for no reason.
Kee: I feel left out now
Kee starts poking himself in the burnt areas so he doesn't feel left out
A month later
All the sunburn is gone and they're all back to normal. They all want to do something but they dunno what.
Kee: How about a…hmmm…lets see…uhh…maybe…hmmm…
Shana: AN ORGY!!! LETS HAVE ONE!!!
Everyone: EWWWWWW!!!
Shana: Its not my fault Dart gives me crap
Dart: SHANA!!!!
Shana: Its true and talk about small and narrow it's small and thinner than a needle
Dart: SHANA!!!
Meru: A PARTY! LETS HAVE A PARTY AND INVITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Kee: ok can I invite my friends?
Rose: great cannibals and nuttcases coming here…sounds like fun
Albert: I'll get everything ready
Albert leaves to get the stuff
Miranda: IM leaving due to my PMS
Kongol: me too
Haschel: im too old for that im gone too
Miranda, Kongol, and Haschel leave
A few hours later
Everything is all set and the guest are all coming
Dart: ::opens the door:: HI! IT'S THE SAILOR SCOUTS
Kee: SAILOR SATURN!!!! OH MY SOA YOU'RE THE GREATEST
Sailor Saturn: You think so?
Kee: YEAH TOTALLY!!! I EVEN MADE A SHRINE TO YOU ON MY HOMEPAGE!! THERES A LINK TO IT!! (advertisement)
Kee and Sailor Saturn start having a conversation
The following people that came are: Sailor Scouts, Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9 & 10 people, Spider-man, Harry Potter, Hannibal, all the fanfiction.net authors, the characters from Spongebob Squarepants, and my fans(thanx every1)
Albert:: This is a great party
Dart and Sailor Mars came down from downstairs after doing it and now their hair is messed up and clothes are put on improperly
Dart: I got laid and it was better than Shana
Sailor Mars: I did all the work and talk about tiny
Dart: You weren't complaining when you were down there
Sailor Mars: AAAAAHHHHHHH SOMEONES DROWNING IN THE PUNCH
They all look as Dart pulls the corpse out of the punch bowl and finds out its Kee…
Dart: Kee forgot how to breathe again(I didn't kill myself here. Im not that dumb)…and this time no one helped him
Kee: Good morning
Dart: WHAAAA????!!!!
Kee: I lost my radio-active demon-cat plushie with the pee stains on it from when I wet the bed in the punch before the party and was bobbing for it when I got sleepy and fell asleep.
Everyone throws up due to the fact they drank radio-active pee (ewwww!) Dart Drops Kee and starts vomiting
Kee: OW!!
The rest was great until Albert got drunk and came on to EVERYONE but Dart!
Shana: DON'T POKE ME THERE!!!
Albert: ::passes out::
Everyone: YAY!!!!
The rest was great until everyone woke up with hangovers and had to clean up
Dart: Weird I woke up in a tub of ice with stitches where my kidney should be
Albert: I think I slept with Lulu from Final Fantasy 10 last night cause something of me is missing
Kee: NOT NOW MY HEAD HURTS!!! ROAR!!!!!
Kee attacks and tries to kill Lloyd who was cleaning up
Dragoons: Ok Kee we had enough end this fic!
Kee teleports them to the Martha Stewart show
Kee: Don't mess with me on a hangover ::pukes on the radio-active, peed kitty doll:: Not cleaning that hug ::hugs the plushie::
THE END
I hope you like it. Feel free to review again cause I love reviews
Thank you all for reviewing and im happy I have fans. Kee is here to stay (thank Soa cause I didn't really wanna quit but I felt like I was doing fics for no reason). Im gonna start doing Dragoon Vacations chapters whenever I feel like it (later). I modified it a little so the ending is different.
My Final Fic
The Dragoons & Kee are sitting in the living room really sunburned from their vacation and thinking of ideas.
Kee: Lets set something on fire
Dart: Im gonna go to set Shana on fire
Shana slaps Dart real hard in the shoulders where the worst of his sunburn is.
Dart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shana: BUTT-HOLE!!
Dart and Shana just start slapping and poking each other in the burnt areas and screaming
Meru: Rose got a tan and now isn't so pale and gothic-lookin
Rose: *#$% you beoch
Meru: ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Meru and Rose start fighting and attacking each other. Of course Meru kicks Roses ass badly but they still fight
Kongol: Haschel old
Haschel: THAT'S IT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Kongol and Haschel start fighting and pretty soon Miranda and Albert start for no reason.
Kee: I feel left out now
Kee starts poking himself in the burnt areas so he doesn't feel left out
A month later
All the sunburn is gone and they're all back to normal. They all want to do something but they dunno what.
Kee: How about a…hmmm…lets see…uhh…maybe…hmmm…
Shana: AN ORGY!!! LETS HAVE ONE!!!
Everyone: EWWWWWW!!!
Shana: Its not my fault Dart gives me crap
Dart: SHANA!!!!
Shana: Its true and talk about small and narrow it's small and thinner than a needle
Dart: SHANA!!!
Meru: A PARTY! LETS HAVE A PARTY AND INVITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Kee: ok can I invite my friends?
Rose: great cannibals and nuttcases coming here…sounds like fun
Albert: I'll get everything ready
Albert leaves to get the stuff
Miranda: IM leaving due to my PMS
Kongol: me too
Haschel: im too old for that im gone too
Miranda, Kongol, and Haschel leave
A few hours later
Everything is all set and the guest are all coming
Dart: ::opens the door:: HI! IT'S THE SAILOR SCOUTS
Kee: SAILOR SATURN!!!! OH MY SOA YOU'RE THE GREATEST
Sailor Saturn: You think so?
Kee: YEAH TOTALLY!!! I EVEN MADE A SHRINE TO YOU ON MY HOMEPAGE!! THERES A LINK TO IT!! (advertisement)
Kee and Sailor Saturn start having a conversation
The following people that came are: Sailor Scouts, Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9 & 10 people, Spider-man, Harry Potter, Hannibal, all the fanfiction.net authors, the characters from Spongebob Squarepants, and my fans(thanx every1)
Albert:: This is a great party
Dart and Sailor Mars came down from downstairs after doing it and now their hair is messed up and clothes are put on improperly
Dart: I got laid and it was better than Shana
Sailor Mars: I did all the work and talk about tiny
Dart: You weren't complaining when you were down there
Sailor Mars: AAAAAHHHHHHH SOMEONES DROWNING IN THE PUNCH
They all look as Dart pulls the corpse out of the punch bowl and finds out its Kee…
Dart: Kee forgot how to breathe again(I didn't kill myself here. Im not that dumb)…and this time no one helped him
Kee: Good morning
Dart: WHAAAA????!!!!
Kee: I lost my radio-active demon-cat plushie with the pee stains on it from when I wet the bed in the punch before the party and was bobbing for it when I got sleepy and fell asleep.
Everyone throws up due to the fact they drank radio-active pee (ewwww!) Dart Drops Kee and starts vomiting
Kee: OW!!
The rest was great until Albert got drunk and came on to EVERYONE but Dart!
Shana: DON'T POKE ME THERE!!!
Albert: ::passes out::
Everyone: YAY!!!!
The rest was great until everyone woke up with hangovers and had to clean up
Dart: Weird I woke up in a tub of ice with stitches where my kidney should be
Albert: I think I slept with Lulu from Final Fantasy 10 last night cause something of me is missing
Kee: NOT NOW MY HEAD HURTS!!! ROAR!!!!!
Kee attacks and tries to kill Lloyd who was cleaning up
Dragoons: Ok Kee we had enough end this fic!
Kee teleports them to the Martha Stewart show
Kee: Don't mess with me on a hangover ::pukes on the radio-active, peed kitty doll:: Not cleaning that hug ::hugs the plushie::
THE END
I hope you like it. Feel free to review again cause I love reviews