THE MASTER AND THE DOCTOR
The Master smiled, the Master laughed,
He lit another spliff,
He had the Doctor where he wanted,
At the edge of a cliff.
With the Doctor in his sights,
The Master whipped it out,
He stroked it and the knob glowed red[1],
Then the batteries ran out,
The Doctor reeled back from the edge,
And kicked him in the shin,
And tried and tried and tried to pull,
The beard right off his chin.
The Master fell onto his back,
And gave a nasty cough,
The Doctor picked the Master up,
And then he tossed him off[2].
[1] - On the end of the Tissue compression Eliminator.
[2] - The cliff.