THE BODY

The Brigadier and Yates looked down at the small, twisted body lying in the corridor of UNIT HQ.

"It....it looks like Sgt. Benton ,sir."

The Brigadier bent down and gently poked at the figure with his swagger stick. He looked at the shrunken form of Benton, the eagle eyes, the kung fu grip.

He picked it up.

"Captain Yates, this is an Action Man."

Yates tried, but failed to keep a straight face, as a familiar laugh came from behind them. The Brigadier stood up and turned around to see Yates and Benton creased up.

"Yates! Benton! You terrible c***s!!!"