THE BUTTON
"So what does this button do then?" Benny asked, pointing to one of the myriad buttons on the console.
"Oh, nothing." replied the Doctor as he walked outside, swinging his umbrella.
He turned back for a moment. "Don't touch it." he said, doing that look of his, the one that said much badness mayl ensue.
Benny looked at his receding back, then at the console, then at the button.
The big button.
The big red button.
The big red shiny button.
The big red shiny button with no writing on it that she'd been specifically told not to touch.
*click*