I don't own anyone. I just own the idea.

When Logan had returned from his uneventful trip to Alkali Lake, Professor Xavier had given him his first warning "Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here and you'll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you are a six year old girl".

Logan being, well, Logan, had ignored the warning and continued smoking around the house. Sure, he made sure that he didn't when he was around the younger kids, but he needed his cigar once in awhile.

As he leaned against one of the marble pillars Professor Xavier walked by "Logan, I still have no problem making you believe that you're a six year old girl"

Logan raised an eyebrow and watched Charles go past him; once he was out of sight he placed the cigar in his mouth.

Marie sat across from Logan as he smoked a cigar; she had grown accustomed to him smoking in front of her. She quite enjoyed the smell of it, probably having something to do with him still being in her head. "Logan, this is your last warning" Professor Xavier said simply before exiting the kitchen.

Marie was sat in the rec room with most of the younger children. It was her turn to baby sit while the adults went out for the night. Logan was supposed to help but hadn't come down yet. Just when she was about to go up to his room and find out what was keeping him, he walked into the room. "I like that doll" Logan said to one of the younger girls. That had caught Marie off guard and she stopped watching the movie to look at him. He hadn't seem to notice her and continued to brush the doll's hair.

"Logan, what are you doing?" Marie asked quietly

"My name isn't Logan, its Annie" he replied in a very high pitched voice.

Marie watched him with a dumbfounded expression. Then she remembered how Professor Xavier had continued to warn him that if he didn't stop smoking that he would… oh god!

If I get a few (5 or more) reviews with people saying they like it. There could possibly be a sequel :smile: