Disclaimer: These lawyer people told me that I had to state very clearly that I don't own Sailor Moon or Haou Airen.

Bishie: Short for bishounen, translated roughly means "pretty boy."

Tokyo Bambi

One

The annoying slurping sound the blonde haired blued eyed girl was making as she devoured her blueberry flavored lollypop was enough to make Ami want to pummel her with her World History text book. Watching the girl pop the confectionary treat out of her mouth Ami had to stifle her own giggles as she saw that the blonde's mouth and teeth were now completely stained blue. "So, do you want to help me?" The blonde, formally named Usagi Tsukino, asked her blue eyes filled with unhindered child-like hope.

While letting out a long sigh Ami closed her World History text book and swiveled around in her chair to face the blonde. "Despite the fact that what you're asking me is relatively possible, I simply can't see myself actually partaking in your," She paused momentarily in thought, tapping her pen lightly against her desk as she did so. "For the lack of a better word silly plan Usagi."

Usagi's jaw dropped open as she found herself to be absolutely flabbergasted, "What's silly about love?"

"Love?" Ami questioned while her aquamarine eyebrows shot up towards her own hairline. "This isn't love Usagi," She stated quite bluntly. "This is an infatuation with an image of a boy you made up in your own head, frankly this should be considered borderline obsession if you ask me."

Puffing out her own cheeks in anger Usagi regarded her best friend with cold eyes, "Well, if you won't help me then I'll just have to find another super genius to help me." She glared at her as she stood up, "Or I could just do it myself."

Unable to help herself Ami let out a tiny giggle causing Usagi glare to intensify, "Usagi, you've gotten straight Ds in Science since Middle School and if you haven't noticed already I'm the only 'super genius' in the Juuban district."

"So?" Usagi began to protest but seeing her point let out a defeated sigh while plopping herself back down onto her chair. Bringing her legs up onto the chair the blonde sat Indian style while propping her elbow up on her knee and allowing her face to rest on the palm of her hand. Turning back towards her text book Ami watched out of the corner of eye as Usagi returned the blueberry lollypop back into its rightful place inside of her mouth.

'Oh god,' Ami thought with disgust as the slurping sounds once again filled the air of her bedroom while Usagi began brainstorming a different plan of attack.

While pondering over a new concept to get what she desired Ami's words kept on echoing in the blonde's little head, over and over again. 'Infatuation with an image of a boy you made up in your own head,' Not understanding the true meaning behind Ami's words Usagi mentally snorted. 'Asanuma Ittou is as real of a person as a human can get,' She thought. 'And, I'm head over heels in L.O.V.E. with him,' Her inner voice practically sang. 'And one day we're going to get married and have plenty of cute children.'

Usagi's mind began to haze over as her lovey-dovey fantasy began to dominate not only her mind but her entire being. Sneaking another peek at the blond Ami could practically see the hearts beginning to form in Usagi's eyes as she began to suck harder on her lollypop. Feeling her own irritation level rising with each passing slurp, Ami wanted nothing more than to rip that confectionary demon from her friend's mouth and throw it into oncoming traffic. However, knowing that such an act would invoke sadness in her friend she instead took a deep breath, counting to ten while not only mentally cursing Asanuma Ittou but her friend's clumsily behavior as well.

If it hadn't been for not only Asanuma but Usagi's notorious klutz behavior then Ami could be happily working on her homework in peace instead she had to be subjected to not only her friend's idiotic plans but evil lollypops as well.

It had all began nearly seven months ago when Usagi had first encountered Asanuma by accident one afternoon while walking home from school. Usagi alongside with Ami and their friend Minako were happily discussing, well Usagi and Minako were discussing while Ami was breezily mentally reviewing for an upcoming exam, their favorite pastimes: bishies and desserts.

While gasping in outrage Usagi ran ahead and stepped in front of Minako, "No way!" Usagi practically yelled as she began walking backwards so she could stare Minako in the face. "Hakuron is the ultimate bishie in Haou Airen not Fuuoron, ok!" Usagi argued childishly and before Minako could have a chance to respond she found herself falling face forward into the hard unyielding concrete sidewalk, having tripped over a discarded tree branch.

While continuing to walk backwards Usagi couldn't help but begin chuckling at her friend's predicament while Ami stopped, bending down to assist their fallen friend. "That was so classic, and you guys call me a klutz." Usagi continued laughing, not noticing that she was walking onto a busy street when the red do not walk sign was flashing.

"Are you alright?" Ami asked while inspected the long haired blonde for possible injuries.

"Fine, the only thing wounded is my pride." Minako admitted while lifting herself up, shifting her eyes towards the snickering blonde her own light blue eyes suddenly widened. "Usagi!" She screamed as she began running towards the blonde while Ami gasped in horror.

Not paying attention to her surroundings Usagi ceased her laughing while tilting her head to the side. "What?" She questioned, absolutely clueless to the fact that a truck was rushing towards her at full speed.

"Usagi! Get out of the way!" Minako screamed as ran towards the blonde fearing the worst. The trunk's horn brought Usagi crashing back down to reality and as she twisted her head to the side the gravity of the situation hit her like a ton of bricks.

Staring at her impending doom Usagi could only drop to the street floor, closing her eyes tightly as her own fear immobilized her entire body.

Holding her breath the girl could only await her own one way ticket to the spirit world but just as the truck's horn began to grow louder she felt a pair of strong arms lifting her up off the ground bridal style. While the truck sped by the pair landed without a scratch on the sidewalk's corner.

Hesitantly opening her blue eyes Usagi found herself staring into the dark blue grey eyes of her savior. "Are you an angel?" She asked while bringing her hand up to run it through his short blonde hair, wanting to feel if he was real or not.

"No, I'm Asanuma." He answered simply while bringing his face closer to hers.

"Asanuma, are you sure I haven't just died and gone to heaven?" Usagi questioned ignoring the fact that her two best friend were currently standing next to the couple, hovering over her like a couple of worried mother hens.

"Pretty sure," He chuckled.

Maybe it had been the near death experience but quite suddenly Usagi felt her impulse control suddenly disappear as she placed her hands behind Asanuma's head, pulling him down so she could cover his lips with her own. Wide-eyed with shock Asanuma pulled away feeling sparks of electricity coursing through his veins. "Wow," Was the only word the he could form and get past his lips as he stared down at the small blonde in his arms.

"What's your nam-" He began to ask before his head suddenly shot up as his cell phone began vibrating in his pant's pocket. "Ah, Mamoru must be calling me." Asanuma said causing the blonde's eyes to widen. "Wait," Usagi began he was no longer paying attention to her instead looking at Minako. "Is this your friend?" He asked the blonde and when she nodded her head he handed Usagi to her as if she were a sack of potatoes.

"Wait, can I at least get your number?!" Usagi called out towards him while he began to run away taking his cell out of his pocket in the process. "I don't remember my number- Ack!" He screamed as he placed the cell phone to his ear. "I'm coming right now don't scream so loudly Mamoru!" Asanuma yelled, disappearing around the corner.

"No!" Usagi screamed while jumping out of Minako's arms but before she could chase after Asanuma, Ami jumped out in front of her. Uncharacteristically the usual calm and collected bluenette snapped taking a hold of her friend by her shoulders and shaking her. "What have we've taught you about looking both ways before crossing the street!" She yelled while continuing to shake the poor girl. "Do you realize you almost gave me a heart attack?!"

"Do you realize you just let that hot boy just get away?" Usagi shot back and watched as the bluenette's eye began to twitch. "I'm sorry, what I just said was stupid and insensitive to your feelings." Usagi robotically apologized as she saw her friend on the verge of snapping.

"Alright, we've all just gone through a traumatic experience and need sometime to calm down." Minako stated as she pulled the girls apart, "I have an idea why don't we all go done the arcade, Ami looks like she needs sometime with the punching bag."

Usagi nodded and the two of them began to lead the bluenette through the busy streets of Juuban towards the Game Center Crown.

It was while Usagi was consuming her tenth chocolate shake that day that she paused in mid-slurp, slamming her hand upon the wooden counter. Silently she promised herself to do everything in her power, short of stalking, to make Asanuma her boyfriend.

For months on end Usagi had forsaken all her homework, friends and even the arcade trying to brainstorm the perfect plan to be able to win Asanuma over. One morning while she was in the shower it had hit her, if she transferred to Asanuma's school she would have a better chance at getting close to him.

But, unfortunately for the young blonde after she had bribed a nameless nobody at her school to gather information on Asanuma's schooling she discovered that Asanuma went to an all boys school. For about ten minutes Usagi felt defeated and hopeless, that is until she thought about disguising herself as a boy to better get to know Asanuma. There she could befriend him and gather all the information she needed to make him hers.

That's where Ami's super genius came in; unfortunately the bluenette wanted no part in Usagi's master plan.

While pushing her lollypop into her cheek Usagi shifted her eyes towards Ami's bedroom door as she heard it opening up, the unexpected sound effectively knocking out of her haze. Stepping into the room was a taller blue eyed woman with long wavy black hair and a tattoo of a crescent moon on her forehead. Wearing a maid's outfit Usagi couldn't help but raise her eyebrow as she scanned the woman's lithe form, noticing that her skirt had been shortened since the last time she'd saw her.

"Good afternoon Luna," Usagi greeted the taller woman and she bowed slightly in response before turning towards Ami. Quite suddenly as she watched the two a Cheshire grin spread across the blonde's face causing the bluenette to push her chair back slightly in fear.

"You know Ami, when people had heard that you cloned your lovely dying cat and mixed it's DNA with a humans to create a new humanoid species, most people thought you'd gone mad." Allowing her jaw to drop slightly she glared at the blonde fiercely, knowing exactly where her train of thinking was heading. "Now, when you fell in love with what most called your very own creation, a lot of people called it sick. But, what did I do Ami? I accepted your relationship without question because I'm a true frie-"

"Fine!" Ami yelled while standing up and practically marching towards the blonde. Bending over slightly she plucked the atrocious blue confectionary treat from her mouth, "But, if I help you the first rule I'm enforcing is there are to be no more lollypops in my home."

"Deal," Usagi agreed quite warmly while Luna who stood behind Ami looked utterly confused.

While pinching the bride of her nose Ami sighed while walking back towards her seat. "I can build you a hologram inducing pen, and obviously I'm going to have to hack into the school's database and fabricate your transfer papers as well as your school records." She sighed as she sat back down, "The only problem in our school."

"What do you mean?" Usagi asked while titling her head.

"Well, how are you going to account for missing school while you're attending Azabu?" Ami asked while Usagi allowed her face to rest on the palm of her hand once again as she pondered over their dilemma.

Usagi snapped her fingers while straighten herself up in her chair, "I got it." She declared, "Why don't we get Minako to disguise herself as me and attend my classes for me?"

Narrowing her eyes at the blonde Ami simply shook her head, "But, then who will cover Minako's classes?"

Embarrassed at her own stupid remark Usagi placed her hand behind her head and began laughing, "Good point." She agreed before her eyes landed on Luna, "Why don't you build two hologram machines?" She asked causing Ami to raise her eyebrows; quite suddenly she noticed where Usagi had been looking at when she made that comment. "Oh no," She began to protest.

"Well, this way you'd get to spend more time with her," Usagi said.

"I don't mind," Luna replied. "I don't really know what you're guys are planning but I'd be happy to help in any way possible."

"See, she wants to help," Usagi smiled towards Luna.

"Alright," Ami finally said while slumping over slightly in her chair while Usagi began to jump triumphantly in the air. "Just give me a couple of days to build it," The bluenette stated while eying the blonde. 'Just what have I gotten myself into?'

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An: I hope that you've enjoyed it. For those that were reading the original Trunks/Usagi version of this and have questions basically what happened was that I wasn't happy that this was one of my least popular stories while I thoroughly enjoy it. I didn't want to be discouraged for lack of enthusiasm so, I decided to write it as a Mamoru/Usagi instead.

I have to admit that gender bending; cross-dressing stories are my absolute favorite to write so I'm going to have tons of fun writing this. Hope you guys enjoy it and leave me plenty of love.

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