The Very Twisted Avatar Game Show
Torturing Aang
Me: You know what? I'm tired of these disclaimers. Someone else do this for me. Lemme think…Sebastian!
Sebastian: Wha…??? But how…never mind. Sarah…
Me: It's Laila
Sebastian: Laila doesn't own this show. It belongs to some people whose names I can't pronounce.
Me: Thank you. SECURITY!!! Anyways, onto the show…whoa, I better get there, it's almost starting!
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(Camera zooms in on a stage, which has one lone chair and two microphones on it. I come out, dressed in a very nice sparkly dress.)
Me: Welcome to my very twisted game show! Today we're going to force, err, I mean allow the Avatar cast to compete in various challenges. Then we will ask them random questions! Now, do you, the audience, have any requests on challenges and/or questions?
(Random guy raises hand)
Me: Yes, you, way in the back.
Random Guy: Will you marry me?
Me, startled: Wha…NO! Security!
(Security, who, by the way, is a band of angry gorillas, drags the guy away)
Me: Anyways, back to the show! First up we have…Aang! Come up here!
(Security drags Aang onstage)
Me: Aang, please take a seat.
Aang: I never agreed to this.
Me: Yes you did.
Aang: When!?
Me: Just now.
Aang: How???
(I pull out tape recorder)
Aang, on tape recorder: I…agree…to this.
Me: As you can see, you agreed. Anyway, the first challenge for you is submitted by one of my security officers. (Aang glances at the gorillas) He says, "Make him dress up like a sheep and walk around town." Aang, your sheep costume should arrive any second now. (Sheep costume falls from sky) You have 30 minutes to complete this challenge. If you can't, my security officers will dump a jar filled with rotten eggs onto your head.
Aang: What?!?!
Me: Starting now.
(Aang hurriedly puts on sheep costume and runs out the door)
Me: We'll meet back with you in a minute. For now, here's a message from our sponsor!
Sebastian, who comes out of nowhere: What sponsor?
Me: You.
Sebastian: Okay, lemme think… this show is brought to you by (Digs in pocket) half my sandwich from lunch. Sandwiches. They taste good. Eat them.
Me: That's enough. Welcome back to our show! We are now on the streets, following Aang, who is dressed up as a sheep.
Sebastian: Can I help you host?
Me: Sure! Your job is to keep hitting Aang on the head.
(Sebastian walks up behind Aang and hits him on the head. Aang spins around several times, but sees only a short kid. Sebastian runs back to the camera)
Sebastian: What do I do now?
Me: Tackle him.
(Sebastian runs up behind Aang and tackles him. Aang falls into dog poop, but luckily his costume prevents him from getting dirty.)
Aang: WHAT THE HECK! GET OFF ME!
Me: Congratulations, you have now completed the challenge! The next person on my list is…Princess Azula!
Sebastian: Tell them to give you ideas on how to torture her.
Me: Do what the short kid says or my security team of angry gorillas will come to your house…maybe. Depends on whether they're hungry or not. Free cookies to all of you who give me and Sebastian ideas!