1.1 Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel

1.2 (Barenaked Ladies song)

Driving home, to be with you

the highways dividing, the city's in view

As usual I'm almost on time, you're the last thing that's on my mind

I wish I could tell you, the way that I feel

But tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel.

Duo laughed as the raucous heavy metal music filled the small VW Bug. The car was new; purchased that afternoon. "And it's black! My favorite color!" Duo exclaimed to nobody in particular. Duo took another sip of his coffee, and rubbed his tired eyes. It had been a great weekend with the guys, and he had gotten little sleep. Duo felt better knowing his was on his way home to Hilde.

No commotion, no screaming breaks

Most of its over before I awake

From the ceiling my coffee cup drips

While out the window the horizon does flips

The worst part was hitting the ground

Not the feeling so much as the sound.

Can't help but wonder if all this is real

Because tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel.

Duo's breath came in gasps. What had just happened? Why was he upside down? A wave of nausea and pain washed over him, and he cried out. A sea of red swam in front of his eyes as flashing lights began to appear in the distance.

Rubberneck traffic and passersby

Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy

Stand around with their mouths open wide

I heard some idiot ask if someone's inside

With the Jaws of Life, they tried and they tried

Nobody here, can know how I feel,

Because tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel.

Duo relaxed in to the awkward upside down position he was faced with. "This isn't so bad..." he thought. His body was numb and he couldn't feel a thing. he looked sleepily down at the roof of his new bug; something besides coffee glistened there. "Blood...?" he muttered to drowsy and tired to care.

I guess its over now, because I've never seen so much, never seen so much,

never seen so much, never seen so much

I guess its over now, because I've never seen so much,

never seen so much,

never seen so much blood....

'I'd never thought it'd come to this...I'm the God of Death, the Great Destroyer ..I am the one who deals out death! I can't die..' Duo thought. he tried to move his fingers as a preliminary check, but found they wouldn't respond. His chestnut braid dangled before him. He noticed it too, was dripping the horrid red stuff. "Oh God...."

In all the confusion, there's something serene

I'm just a posthumous part of the scene

now I'm floating above looking in

as the radio blares the wheels spin

I can see my face slump with a grin

and you.... you're the last thing on my mind.

you're the last thing on my mind,

you're the last thing on my mind,

you're the last thing on my....

"Hilde? I love ya, babe..."

mind.....

A/N: I don't own anything!! I don't own the song or the GW/AC character.. I just borrowed them.