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Life in organization xiii

Chapter one

"Hello."

"Ah! Who are you?!" I asked.

"My name's Roxas. I didn't want this job, so bare with me...you're a nobody, you don't have a heart so you were excepted into Organization XIII. Yada, yada, yada. Come without a fight, please, I wanna go home." Roxas said.

I just watched him, contemplating what has been said. "...sweet."

Roxas opened a dark portal and we arrived in The castle that never was.

"Number XV, The Rambunctious Kitsune, welcome to Organization XIII, the names Axel. A-X-E-L, got it memorized?" An anorexic looking redhead said.

"Uhuh...um so...what exactly do you guys do?" I asked, twirling a piece of auburn hair.

"Uh..." Neither Roxas or Axel answered.

"We try to take over the worlds! And...fail miserably." A guy with a mullet/mohawk...let's call it a mul-hawk, said excitedly.

"Oh, cool. So do you guys live here?" i asked.

"Yup! Oh, I'm Demyx...Larxene was supposed to show you to your room...but-" Demyx looked around. "-I think she's gambling with Luxord again."

"So why am I number XV?" I asked.

"Cuz I'm XIV." A scary looking brunette with blue eyes said.

"That's our second newest member, Felix, The Firefly Summoner. Gay name but hey, so's mine." Axel said. "The Flurry of Dancing Flames."

"Axel, you are gay, literally." Demyx pointed out.

"Nuh-uh." Axel said.

"What? Axel! What about me?!" Roxas asked.

"Huh...?"

I just blinked at them. "You know what, I'll find my room eventually. See ya."

Walk away, just walk away.

In the halls I met Marluxia, The Graceful Assasin. He's okay but he's obsessed with flowers and has pink hair, and Vexen, The Chilly Academic, who's just flat out weird.

My door was labled 'XV'. 15. Hey, It's the same as my age!

Inside was a huge room with a queen size bed. And one of thoses totally wicked black cloaks that Vexen was wearing.

"Like it?" a voice asked.

I jumped again. "Geez, what is it with people sneaking up on me?"

"Sorry." the stranger said, apolegetically.

"S ok."

"I'm Xemnas, the leader of the Organization. What exactly is your name? When Felix came I didn't learn his name for months."

"Oh, Alex. How'd I get my name, 'The Rambunctious Kitsune'?" I asked, more than curious.

"I'm not sure...maybe because you have fox ears and a tail." Xemnas said.

I blinked. "But what's a 'kitsune'?"

"A fox." Xemnas deadpanned.

"Oh, gotcha. You know...you have creepy eyes." Hey, I tell the truth, that's good, right?

"So do you, see ya at dinner, it's at six...or whenever Axel stops fighting with the squirt." With that, Xemnas left.

I sighed and plopped down on the bad. "Finally."

So, I'm Alex. Short red hair, weird violet eyes and I'm only five foot. I have fox ears and a tail that attract far too much attention but so far no one cares here...prolly cuz they're just as weird. Today I become part of Organization XIII.

I heard a knock at the door. I answered it.

"Hiya. Can you do me a favor?" A emo-looking kid with silver hair asked.

"Maybe..."

"Do you like reading?" he asked.

"Hellz ya!" I said, excited.

"Good, I'm Zexion, number VI The Cloaked Schemer." he introduced himself.

"Alex. Rambunctious Kitsune." I said.

"Come, I need you help." Zexion grabbed my hand and dragged me to the biggest library I've ever seen One word: Paradise.

"What do you need help with?" I asked Zexion.

He just pointed at a creepy dude who kinda looks like Count Dooku (A/N: however you spell that) and a blonde girl? with antenae.

"Stop cheating, you old fart!" the blonde girl screeched.

"I'm not cheating, you just suck at this game."

"Why don't you just tell them to leave, Zexy?" I asked.

"Whose the fox?" the creepy dude asked.

"Alex. And they won't listen to me, maybe you can make them." Zexion said.

"(gasp) You must be Larxene and Luxord!" I had an epiphany.

They nodded.

"Oh, well Zexy wants you to leave his library so he can go back to reading yaoi!" I grinned.

"W-w-what?!" Zexion squeaked.

I just giggled.

Larxene smirked and Luxord made a face and left.

"So, you like yaoi, kid?" Larxene asked me.

"What's it to ya? I just knew it's make Dooku leave." i said.

Larxene raised an eye brow but left anyway.

"So, do you like yaoi or not?" I asked.

Zexion sighed and had a distant look on his face.

"Hm. I think you'd go good with either Demyx or Roxas, but I'm pretty sure Roxas is taken...and I haven't met everyone yet."

Zexion almost looked hurt. I almost regretted it but then...maybe he likes Demyx. Mwahaha! Plan: Get Demyx and Zexion together, commences.

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At dinner I finally met everyone else. Xigbar is awesome, Xaldin is scary, Lexaeus was okay but I dunno, Saix was hitting on Xemnas (flat out weird), Roxas and Axel were still fighting. Demyx was attempting to sing...(shudder). Marluxia was tending to his precious flowers, Vexen poked at his food. Larxene stole Roxas' food, so Roxas started crying, Xigbar hit Larxene and Axel lit her antenae on fire so Roxas was happy again. Zexion was chatting quitely with Felix and Luxord was building a bridge out of cards.

"This isn't weird at all..." I said sarcastically.

"Well it shouldn't be." I jumped at the voice. It was Felix. "How was your first day?"

"Dunno, it's only been like four hours since I got here." I said. Yes, I feel smart. I read alot but I;m not too bright. I'll admit that much.

"Pfft. Smart ass." he left.

"Freaky..."

"Lexi!!!!!" Great, a nickname already!

"Yes, Roxie?" I asked.

"Since you're new, yooou...um get to pick the movie." Roxas said.

"But it was my turn..." Axel whined.

Roxas whispered something to him, with made him grin. "Okay, your choice kid." Do I wanna know?

Turns out, Organization XII has the ENTIRE disney collection. So I had ALOT to choose from. I chose The Nightmare Before Christmas and the Lion King.

Half way through the first one, Roxas, Axel, Marluxia and Vexen left. Demyx was kicked out for singing along and ruining the experience. Xemans said he'd be back around midnight, Saix threw a fit cuz he left and went to his room. Lexaeus and Larxene were bribed into playing a game with Luxord. Zexion was reading, Felix was watching his fireflies and I was sucked into the movie.

"They're heeeere." someone whispered, I screamed.

"Ahhh! What the heck?"

Xemnas laughed. "So, Simba trying to rule the world?"

I calmed down a little. "No, Firefly boy is."

Felix glared at me, I just waved.

"Seems you fit in here." Xemnas said.

"Not really..."

"Sure you do, you haven't tried killing anyone and no one's tried killing you, they except you. Cept maybe Saix but...maybe that's because you're far more interesting than him." Xemnas creeps me out. My fox ears twitched.

"Uh-huh. Ima watch the movie now."

Xemnas frowned and went to bug Zexion. Recieving a bruise from a book, he moved on to Felix, who threatened he give pictures of him when he was drunk at last years' Christmas party to Saix, so Xemnas gave up...or so I thought.

Ten mintues after he left I heard Roxas yelling at him. Roxas came stomping in, positively red in the face.

I blinked at him.

"You. You told him to come in my room?" Roxas pointed an accusing finger at me.

I held up my hands in defense. "Hey, I didn't say anything. Maybe they did." I pointed to Zexion and Felix. They looked up.

Zexion only smirked, but Felix burst into laughter.

Roxas raised and eyebrow at him. "Roxie! Vexen killed my plants!"

"Not my problem Alex is the youngest now. Ask her!" Roxas said.

Marluxia came in and turned on the lights, causing me to wince. He was holding a tray of dying petunias and frowning.

"Aleeeeex." Marluxia said.

I pouted. "What'd I do?"

"You gotta help Marly with his plants. You're the youngest." Roxas said.

"Well how old are you? And Felix?" I asked.

"I'm seventeen. Firefly's sixteen." Roxas said, leaving.

"Aw...shucks."

"So will you help me?" Marly asked.

"Hm...have Demyx sing to them, then have Axel set em on fire, that should work." I laughed.

"Really? You think that'll work?" Marluxia asked, hopeful.

I sweatdropped. "Sure."

"Yay!!! Thank you!" I swore I saw mischeif in his (her?) eyes. Turns out...I was right.

---

I woke up in a completely (barf) pink room. "What the heck?"

"Good morning. Would you like one lump or two?" Oh my god...Marluxia. Dress. Wearing. Oh my god, where's my camera?

"Two. So, whose you're dealer?" I asked.

Marluxia looked at me with a blank expression.

I couldn't help it, and burst into fits of hysterical laighter.

"You know what, just leave. Fix my plants and leave."

"Um...no." With that I left and skipped down tot he kitchen.

"What ARE you wearing?" Roxas asked.

"Marluxia's clothes, he says it's blackmail...sadly he doesn't realize he's blackmailing himself." I let out a fake sigh.

"They're here!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xemnas screeched.

"What are?" I asked.

"Meeee!!!!!!" a boy with spikey brown hair and the same eyes as Roxas, came running in and glomped me. "Hi, new kid."

"Hello, spikey how are you? How's Riku?" I asked, pushing him off me.

"Um..."

"I'm being attacked that what." Riku said. Roxas, Axel, and Demyx were trying to drag him to the ground. "I will not go down without a fight!" But he fell over anyway.

"So, Alex. Has my brother been nice?" Sora asked.

"No, he made it so I had to wear this." I said, referring to the hideous pink dress Marly prolly put me in.

"Oh...I was wondering...Anyway. We brought CAKE!!!" Sora put a giant chocolate cake on the counter, and within the minute it was completely gone. The 15 organization members,Sora and Riku had devoured it.

"Now, Get Yuffie, Axel come with me and Sora to RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I declared.

"Okay." Axel said.

And so the four of us raided the party cabinet and trashed the castle that never was while Roxas and Riku mourned over the loss of attention from their boyfriends.

---

"Someday it'll work." I mumbled as I was handcuffed to the chair next to Sora's.

"Let them go Demyx." Zexion said.

"Aw, but Zexy..."

"No, Demyx, now." Zexion said.

Demyx pouted. "Fine..."

And Organixation XII lost two members that day. Me and Axel ran into the nothingness screaming "FREEDOM!!!!!!"

Owari

Mwahahaha!!!!! No my name isn't really Alex, but it hasta have an "x" in it so...ya.

Sora: Plans foiled again

Yuffie: Ya too bad...

Axel: Someday it'll work

I hope so...

Kitty: And so they will try and never succeed

Oh we will kitty, and when we do you will be SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: (srcastically)Sure. Read and Review, folks!