Disclaimer: I really don't own DBZ, that was just a rumor that I made up,
but if I did Vegeta would kill me for writing this but every one else would
laugh their ass off. I also don't own any Disney things or any thing
related to it. They are all © of the Disney family.
I think Trunks is 8 and Goten is 7
How Vegeta Almost Didn't Survive Disney World
Getting to Orlando
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
"What onna? I can hear your damn shrieking all the way down the hall way!" Yelled Vegeta
"I have to go on a business trip to Orlando, Florida for a client at Disney World" Bulma said
"What does that haft to do with me onna?" Veggie asked
"It means that you are taking Trunks and Goten to Disney world while I go to the meetings" She said
Vegeta knew those two names were never good if you put them in the same sentence.
"Over my royal crown onna! Never! 2 half breeds super sayians! And Kakarott's too?" He yelled
"Vegeta! Don't you dare yell at me or your new bed will be the front door!" Bulma shouted
"Fine" He whispered
"Good, now I packed your clothes and Trunks and Goten are in Trunks's room" Bulma said
She waked out the door.
"What shit have I gotten myself into?" Vegeta thought
Later on….
Vegeta couldn't take it any more! He could have just flown to Florida but no, his mate made him go the so-called normal way. A stewardess came up to Vegeta.
"What would you like to drink sir?" She asked
"Beer" He said
She pored the beer in a cup.
"That will be 3 zenni sir" she said
"I don't have 3 zenni onna so just go away and my mate will take care of it!" He yelled
"Sir I need the zenni now, I'm losing my patience" she said controlling her self
"No" Was all Vegeta said
"Look spike boy! I want the zenni now! If ya don't give it to me now I will kick you off this damn plane!" She yelled with a ruff voice
Every one in the plane looked at her.
Vegeta began to move away
"I don't beer I want water instead" He spoke
She soon smiled and pored the water in a cup and handed it to him then she walked away.
"She was almost as worse as the onna," Vegeta said
Soon Trunks and Goten came back from Bulma.
"Dad! Guess what! We will be in Disney world in 30 minutes! That why we came back!" Trunks yelled
"Great, now sit your asses down the movie will be on soon and I better not hear a damn peep from you because if I do guess who is going to pay a visit to HFIL?" Vegeta said
The boys buckled their seatbelts on and a little TV dropped down.
~*~
"Okay to day on K-Chan's interview we will be interviewing: Future Trunks
K: SO Trunks, how does it feel you saved 2 time lines?
T: Good I guess I like fighting evil
K: What is your favorite color?
T: Hmm probably blue like my father
K: Mine is too! Next question, Do you think you're the hottest sayian?
T: What kind of question is that? I really don't know
K: You are! Trunks look at you! Okay next one, Do you have a girlfriend currently?
T: Not now, why?
K: Because I'm your new girlfriend!
T: 0_O
K: Next one, If I told you they were more androids what would you do?
T: They are more androids? Got to go ad kill em.
Grabs sword and flies through roof.
K: Damn, see ya till next time!
~*~
"Seems future brat is doing that good here either" Vegeta said
"That was so cool, wasn't it Mr. Vegeta?" Goten asked
"Hn, it was lame and that wild onna get trying to be his damn mate," He snapped
"He looked a lot like me and even the same name, maybe I'm a clone just like Broli was!" Trunks said
"Shut up brat! It's a long story but you are not some damn clone!" Vegeta roared
"Welcome to Orlando, please sit while we fully stop the plane" Said a computer voice
Vegeta got up any way and started to walk down the hall soon the plane made a sudden stop and poor Vegeta landed on hi face.
"You may now leave the plane," said the voice
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
She ran to him
"What happened?" She asked
"Baka onna, I'm fine" He said
"hn" She said
Bulma grabbed the bags with Goten and Trunks holding them.
Should I continue? It will get a lot funnier.
I think Trunks is 8 and Goten is 7
How Vegeta Almost Didn't Survive Disney World
Getting to Orlando
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
"What onna? I can hear your damn shrieking all the way down the hall way!" Yelled Vegeta
"I have to go on a business trip to Orlando, Florida for a client at Disney World" Bulma said
"What does that haft to do with me onna?" Veggie asked
"It means that you are taking Trunks and Goten to Disney world while I go to the meetings" She said
Vegeta knew those two names were never good if you put them in the same sentence.
"Over my royal crown onna! Never! 2 half breeds super sayians! And Kakarott's too?" He yelled
"Vegeta! Don't you dare yell at me or your new bed will be the front door!" Bulma shouted
"Fine" He whispered
"Good, now I packed your clothes and Trunks and Goten are in Trunks's room" Bulma said
She waked out the door.
"What shit have I gotten myself into?" Vegeta thought
Later on….
Vegeta couldn't take it any more! He could have just flown to Florida but no, his mate made him go the so-called normal way. A stewardess came up to Vegeta.
"What would you like to drink sir?" She asked
"Beer" He said
She pored the beer in a cup.
"That will be 3 zenni sir" she said
"I don't have 3 zenni onna so just go away and my mate will take care of it!" He yelled
"Sir I need the zenni now, I'm losing my patience" she said controlling her self
"No" Was all Vegeta said
"Look spike boy! I want the zenni now! If ya don't give it to me now I will kick you off this damn plane!" She yelled with a ruff voice
Every one in the plane looked at her.
Vegeta began to move away
"I don't beer I want water instead" He spoke
She soon smiled and pored the water in a cup and handed it to him then she walked away.
"She was almost as worse as the onna," Vegeta said
Soon Trunks and Goten came back from Bulma.
"Dad! Guess what! We will be in Disney world in 30 minutes! That why we came back!" Trunks yelled
"Great, now sit your asses down the movie will be on soon and I better not hear a damn peep from you because if I do guess who is going to pay a visit to HFIL?" Vegeta said
The boys buckled their seatbelts on and a little TV dropped down.
~*~
"Okay to day on K-Chan's interview we will be interviewing: Future Trunks
K: SO Trunks, how does it feel you saved 2 time lines?
T: Good I guess I like fighting evil
K: What is your favorite color?
T: Hmm probably blue like my father
K: Mine is too! Next question, Do you think you're the hottest sayian?
T: What kind of question is that? I really don't know
K: You are! Trunks look at you! Okay next one, Do you have a girlfriend currently?
T: Not now, why?
K: Because I'm your new girlfriend!
T: 0_O
K: Next one, If I told you they were more androids what would you do?
T: They are more androids? Got to go ad kill em.
Grabs sword and flies through roof.
K: Damn, see ya till next time!
~*~
"Seems future brat is doing that good here either" Vegeta said
"That was so cool, wasn't it Mr. Vegeta?" Goten asked
"Hn, it was lame and that wild onna get trying to be his damn mate," He snapped
"He looked a lot like me and even the same name, maybe I'm a clone just like Broli was!" Trunks said
"Shut up brat! It's a long story but you are not some damn clone!" Vegeta roared
"Welcome to Orlando, please sit while we fully stop the plane" Said a computer voice
Vegeta got up any way and started to walk down the hall soon the plane made a sudden stop and poor Vegeta landed on hi face.
"You may now leave the plane," said the voice
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled
She ran to him
"What happened?" She asked
"Baka onna, I'm fine" He said
"hn" She said
Bulma grabbed the bags with Goten and Trunks holding them.
Should I continue? It will get a lot funnier.