Alright, I admit it
I'm as hot as can be
No words can befit it
Will you go out with me?
I need a hot guy, a nice guy
One who enjoys a "shock"
Preferably in a white cell
With a door that self-locks
As for me? I'm insane
So you'd better not break it off
But I promise I'll be humane
At least until the catastrophe
I really do hate Edison
Trapping it behind that glass
And soon you'll know the reason
That at lighting I surpass
But really, I'm radiant
I could light up a whole room!
And all you need is a little patience
To get what you want soon