Chapter 1: Muttonhead!
Astrid POV
I was in my room listening to some tunes and was doing my calculus work
Come on Astrid what is the answer!
5 minutes later...
Think! You are one of the smartest kids in Berk Highschool!
10 minutes later...
I swear this problem will make my brain go overload!
15 minutes later...
I officially hate Calculus!
60 minutes later...
Fuck it! I will do it later!
I went to the living room to see Snotlout on his phone probably bragging about living in the same house as me and talking about us marrying soon
Even thinking about it is making me gag
"Yeah, Astrid is hard to get but she is hot!" He said but I kept my cool and walked to the fridge
I'm not one of those airhead blond bimbos who will go out with Snotlout and he is in my pants within 2 days!
I just simply got apple juice out the fridge and Snotlout hung up the phone and walked up to me and him leaning against the counter
"Hey babe," He was flexing his muscles and I rolled my eyes
What does he not understand? I don't care about muscles!
"I'm not your babe Snotface!" I said bumping past him he then swirled me around and kneeled down holding my hand
"Your hands as soft as angels," He said
He thinks I'm an angel? I will show you a devil!
"Aww and so it yours," I then twist his arm and he yelps in pain
"By the way, I am no angel," I say throwing his helpless arm
I stomp back into my room and start my dragonology homework
Okay, Astrid, this is your number one subject
What is the firepower of a Deadly Nadder?
...
18!
What is the shot limit of a Monstrous Nightmare?
10!
What is the jaw strength of a Gronkle?
8!
How much Venom is in a Zippleback?
12!
Who was the first person to discover a Nightfury?
...
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Finally, I finished at least one piece of homework!
I heard a knock and went and opened the door since Snotface was too lazy to do it himself and when I opened it I saw Camicazi and Ruffnut, I internally sighed
"Hey, Asty let us in!" She said bumping past me and I rolled my eyes
What about a hello geniuses! and I'm busy!
"So Astrid, Eret invited us to this new party at his house-," Ruffnut said I rolled my eyes again
"NO.," I said firmly
"Ugh Astrid you're so a party pooper," Camicazi said wiping her fawn hair out of her face (If you don't know what color that is, look it up if you can't it is like a blond mixed with brown so it is like light caramel)
"Guys I have homework I don't know about you but I want to get to college wit good grades," I said folding my arms
"Just loosen up a bit, We will leave at 8:30 pm absolute promise," She said putting a hand over her heart
"You said that 2 days ago... You wouldn't let me leave until 7:45 am!" I said as she looked guilty
"Fine you can leave whenever you want," She said and I smirked
I will be back by an hour
"Whatever guys," I said giving in
"Let's get you all prettied up!" Ruffnut said
They grabbed me into the room and gave me a sparkly blue dress which I complained about for how tight it is around my body
"Guys it's sucking all the air out of my lungs!" I said as they shrugged
"That is the point! It shows your curves!" Ruffnut said as they put on red lipstick and put on glittery eye shadow that I also complained about
"Guys it's making my eyes water!" I said trying not to water up
"You'll live!" Camicazi said crossing her arms as I glared and wiped my eyes and she pouted
"Let's go my peeps!" Ruffnut said dancing out of the room, I giggled and walked out with Camicazi
I went in and sat on the table and started drinking punch when Anna, Elsa, Riele (By the way Riele is Rapunzel) and Eugene
"Hey Astrid!" Anna said sitting next to me
"Hey Anna," I said
I'm so bored with this conversation... already! But keep going don't hurt her feelings
"I wouldn't have thought you will come to this party," Eugene said as I shot him a death glare
"Yeah Ruffnut and Camicazi talked me into it and I'm not staying long," I said taking a swig of the punch which tastes like sprite
"You are a fun pooper," Riele said swinging her long braid in the process
"Not the first time I ever heard that," I said putting the chip in the dip (That rhymes!)
"Just loosen up a bit," I roll my eyes
"Seriously guys I am fun I just care a lot about school," I said as they all crossed their arms
"Yeah a little too much for a popular teenager," Eugene said and I throw a spoon full of dip and throw it at his face
Who's fun now?
"OMG!" Riele was bursting in laughter and I did the same, Elsa chuckled
"I'm gonna *Breathes* get another towel," Riele was red and trying not to cry and I laughed at how much she was laughing
When Ruffnut and Camicazi grabbed my arm and hurled me to Eret and Ruffnut tapped his shoulder
"OH! hey Astrid," He said giving me a wide smile
"Hi Eret," I couldn't help but glare
He only have that smile on his face so I will fall for his charm and like him
"So Astrid can I have this dance?" It was a slow dance song and I felt eyes on me
"No," I said as he looked hurt
"Oh uh... Okay," He said as I walked away in swift movement
"OH, you just got burned Eret!" Tuffnut said and I punched his shoulder and walked out
I wasn't mad at all he just needs to know that the fake smile and attitude isn't gonna work with me
I put the key in the door and went into the shower
As I washed my golden blond hair I felt quite annoyed with everybody today right now I need to relax so I can finish my Calculus homework without burning the homework when I heard a thud I peeked through the curtains to see Snotlout looking my body up and down
"Woah!" He said as I put on my towel and jump on him
"I'm gonna kill you Snotface!" I grab his ankle and twist it and drag him back
"YOU WERE FREAKING WATCHING ME WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER!" I put him in the chokehold as he gasped
"Let go..." He looked like he was ready to faint so I let go and punched him in the jaw
"GET OUT!" I said as he runs out
At least I let out all of my anger
I walk back into my room and start to finish my Calculus homework and finishes it but after that, I am unbelievably tired
I wake up to the smell of smoke, I walk out of my room to see a fire near the kitchen and Snotlout trying to put it out, I mentally freak out and grab the fire extinguisher and put the fire out I then snap
"HOW DID YOU FUCKING START A FIRE!" I said grabbing the collar of his shirt
"I was making pancakes and I went back to my room to watch a movie when I smelled fire and then you woke up and you know the rest," I punch him in the same place I did it last time
"YOU ARE SUCH A MUTTONHEAD!" I scream throwing him to the ground furiously leaving
I open the door to see the principle
"Mr. Haddock I need to switch rooms!" I said as he rubbed his beard
"Please!"