A/N: ...wrote this in my French class a few weeks ago... thought you might enjoy it. :3
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, he would most likely be gay or a nerd. Or both. Whatever floats mah boat.
"HEY! HEY! HEY!" screamed Naruto, flailing his arms, and at the same time, running, desperately trying to reach the bridge where his friends were waiting.
Catching the attention of Sakura, he started sprinting, almost stumbling over himself.
"Fuck… fuck… fuck… shit, this is not good, fuck…" The vulgar kunoichi mumbled.
She turned her head away, pretending she didn't notice. More cursing ensued under her breath after she saw him getting closer.
Sasuke, leaning complacently on the rail, was wearing a pair of those glasses that have pictures of eyes for the lenses, so no one would know he's sleeping.
The copycat ninja appeared right as Naruto had finally reached them.
"Well, it look like we're both late." Kakashi chuckled coolly.
As soon as the blonde stopped coughing, he became overly excited.
"Y-You guys! You guys! Guess what??" he shouted.
Oh Kami, this can't be good. Sakura thought anxiously.
She smacked her palm against her forehead in shame. Kakashi slipped his hands into his pockets as the girl continued to shake her head.
"What?" The jounin asked.
"I'M FINALLY A MAN!!!" he exclaimed, and started removing his jacket and shirt.
At his words, Sasuke woke abruptly, wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth, and taking off his glasses, pretending he could see through them the whole time. Having just woken up, and seeing Naruto take off his clothes, a cold shiver ran down his spine. He was feeling weird, but to lazy to go back to sleep.
Sakura, completely disgusted, couldn't help but ask.
"What the hell are you doing?!?"
Naruto raised his right arm as high as it could go, and pointed to his bare armpit.
"Look!" he said.
There was a pause.
"We don't see anything…" Kakashi stated.
Sasuke assumed he could walk away unnoticed, but he realized his shirt was caught on a splinter. He was too lazy to unattached it.
"No, no, no, look! I have armpit hair!"
With a closer look and a bit of stink, Kakashi and Sakura found one minuscule blonde hair.
"That's gross." Sakura said.
Naruto grinned widely, putting his clothes back on, and then said:
"I can finally start being a man!"
He flexed for a moment, and without warning, punched Sasuke in the jaw, causing the Uchiha to go flying many feet in the air, eventually landing in river below.
"WHAT THE FU- mmmmphh!"
Naruto had then grabbed Sakura and planted a giant kiss on her lips. After letting go, she practically beat him to death and left him for the vultures. Kakashi approached him, and squatted down to were he lay twitching.
"Not today, Naruto. Not today."
THE END.
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