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Prompt: Sanji is lusting after Zoro in a manner that he'd like to think is completely inconspicuous, but in reality he's about as subtle as a curly brow moron noodling around a ship, so Zoro decides he's going mess with him a bit.
Sanji sliced up some fruits, humming a tune; he arranged the fruits on a plate and grabbed two forks, he placed them on the side of the plate. He grabbed six glasses, filling them with some blended fruits; he placed them on a tray and carried the tray to the ladies. "Robin-chan, Nami-swan, I brought you some fruit." Sanji said, spinning to them and placing the plate infront of them with a smile.
"Thank you, Cook-san." Robin thanked the blonde, grabbing a fork and pierced a piece of fruit.
"Thanks, Sanji-kun." Nami said, without looking from her book.
"Anything for Nami-swan and Robin-chan." Sanji swooned at them, before going back to the kitchen for the tray.
"Oi, shitty assholes, I made some drinks." Sanji rudely addressed the men of the crew playing on the deck. The blonde puffed his cigarette, kicking Luffy in the face when the dark-haired boy tried to grab two glasses.
"Thanks, Sanji." Usopp thanked the blonde, grabbing two glasses: one for him, the other for Chopper who was relaxing in the shade.
"This is so good~." The skeleton and the captain said unison as they finished their drinks in three gulps. The cyborg agreeing, "This is suupper!" he said as he finished his glass.
"Where's the shitty swordsman?" Sanji asked, exhaling the smoke, he turned to his captain.
"He's up in the crow's nest, training." Luffy answered before running to find Usopp and Chopper.
Stubbing out his cigarette, the blonde walked to stairs that lead to the crow's nest. Climbing them, the blonde walked in on Zoro swinging his swords in some form of attack. Sitting aside, the cook watched the swordsman train; his muscle flex as he twisted this way, how focused Zoro's eyes were, and the blonde lit a new cigarette before saying, "Oi, marimo."
Zoro turned to the blonde casually sitting by the entrance to the crow's nest, "What?" returning his swords to their sheath. Sanji took a deep puff of his death stick and exhaled it, "Here." He answered, pointing to the glass beside him.
The swordsman wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, he walked to the blonde and grabbed the glass beside the blonde, he stared at it before downing the glass in two gulps. Sanji watched the green-haired man's throat bob up and down, tearing his gaze from the swordsman's throat, his eyes travelled lower.
"See, something you like?" Zoro asked, watching the blonde's eye travel slowly from his chest to his eyes.
Scoffing, the cook stood and grabbed the empty glass before saying, "Nothing but an idiot swordsman." Climbing down, 'Think of a naked Zeff, Think of a naked Zeff." Sanji thought to himself repeatedly as he headed to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
Placing a plate filled with vegetables, Sanji looked at the table filled with various foods and drinks, the blonde went and called the ladies to dinner, "Nami-swan, Robin-chan, dinner is served." Yelling to the men, "Hurry up or else Luffy will eat it all."
Laughter, chatter and the occasional yell were the sounds coming from the galley-la as the crew sat and ate dinner. Luffy swiped food from Usopp's plate, swallowing it before the sniper had enough time to react, "Ah! Luffy, you did it again!" the sniper exclaimed in anger, violently shaking his best friend's head.
Everyone laughed at their captain's antics, some yelling at the dark-haired man when he swiped food from their plates. Sanji smiled as he watched his crew eat, standing he went to the kitchen and came back with a large pot of food, placing it on the table the blonde said, "Don't worry Usopp, I made extra."
"Yes!" Lifting his fork in joy, the long-nosed man opened the pot and served some of the heavenly smelling food on his plate, "Ah! No fair Usopp!" Luffy said grabbing the serving spoon from the sniper's hands and served most of the food on his plate.
Sanji rolled his eyes at the two before turning to the ladies, "Nami-swan, Robin-chan, seconds?" "No thank you, Sanji-kun. The food was delicious." "Ah, getting praise from Nami-swan is more than enough."
Nami rolled her eyes at the blonde, "Sanji-kun, who's on dishes duty?" "It's Luffy, but I will handle it on my own with that idiot, he'll break all the plates." "That's true." Nami agreed with the blonde but looked at the amount of dishes and said, "Zoro will help you."
Zoro was laughing at the imitation of Chopper that Usopp was doing when he heard his name, turning to Nami he asked, "What?" "Nothing, Zoro-kun, just your helping Sanji-kun with the dishes." Nami said with a mockingly sweet voice.
The green-haired man was about to protest, but saw the glare the orange-haired woman directed at him, he nodded. Nami thanked the blonde for the food once more before leaving the kitchen with Robin. Sanji lit up a cigarette, turning to the mess on the dining table, he thought, 'Eating with this crew is more of a war than actual dinner.'
They washed the dishes in silence, the green-haired man leaving when the last dish was dried and placed in the rack. The blonde cleaned the dining table and checked if he had locked all the food before heading to bed.
Sanji woke up a few hours before dawn; the blonde got dressed and headed to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. As the blonde prepared the bread, he heard heavy footsteps come closer to the galley-la's door, not looking up from his dough; the cook ignored the green-haired man as he covered the dough and rinsed his hands.
Zoro filled a glass with water, he turned and watched the blonde dry his hands before grabbing a large bowl and flour. The swordsman placed his empty glass in the sink, brushing his fingertips over the small patch of skin exposed on the blonde's back when he bent down.
Sanji shivered, feeling fingers brushing slightly over his lower back, standing up with a threat on his tongue, he looked around at the empty kitchen thinking, 'Did I imagine that…?' Shaking his head, the cook went back to preparing pancakes for breakfast.
Sanji grabbed mugs from the cupboard placing them on the table, he grabbed the three plates filled to the brim with pancakes and placed them near the mugs and went to call the ladies. Sanji yelled at the men, "Breakfast!" lighting a cigarette, the blonde filled a mug with tea and sat on the barstools, watching his crew walk in.
Seven heads were present at the table, the blonde rolled his eyes and stood, he swiped some bread and pancakes before Luffy could steal them and placed them on a plate and covered it. After breakfast, the blonde and cyborg washed the dishes, the latter thanking the former for the food as he exited the kitchen.
Sanji lit another cigarette, grabbing the tray with food and went to the crow's nest. 'I was right, he really is here.' Sanji thought as he casually leaned on the wall, watching the swordsman exercise.
"999."
"1000." Zoro grabbed the towel on the floor, wiping the sweat from his face he turned to the cook casually making smoke circles, "What?" he asked. "You didn't come for breakfast." Sanji replied, "I saved you some bread and pancakes." Nodding his thanks, the swordsman walked to the blonde, sitting beside him and began eating.
'It's sour.' The green-haired man thought as he bit into one of the pancakes. Zoro ate his breakfast in silence as the blonde smoked one more cigarette, his lips lifted at the corner in a smile.
Sanji stood at the , watching Luffy, Usopp and Chopper trying to fish, lighting a cigarette, the blonde's eyes wandered around the deck lingering on a certain swordsman.
The blonde puffed his cigarette, exhaling the smoke into the sky, his gaze focused on the green-haired man, watching as his muscles twitched and bulged through certain movements.
Sanji unknowingly licked his lips, stubbing out his cigarette the blonde entwined his hands placing his head on his hands, he watched the swordsman train.
Panting slightly, Zoro wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, standing from his position of a sit-up; he grabbed the water bottle and finished in two gulps. Tensing at the feeling of being watched, he turned and looked around, Luffy with Usopp and Chopper were still trying to fish, Franky wasn't here.
Looking up, Zoro met eyes with Sanji who had this intense look in his visible eye, a look filled with…hunger. The green-haired man was surprised by how casual the blonde looked as his eyes held such lust, such hunger for…him. The blonde seemed to snap out of whatever daze he was in, blinking a few times before lighting up a cigarette and going to the kitchen, leaving the swordsman very confused.
Pressing his back against the galley-la's door, the cook inhaled deeply letting the smoke swirl in his lungs before exhaling and squatting, dropping his head between his arms he looked at the floor thinking, 'Fuck! He saw! Fuck, I'm so screwed.' Repeatedly those thoughts ran through the blonde's head for the rest of the day.
"998."
"999."
"1000." Zoro sighed, placing his weights on the grassy floor, the swordsman sighed once more. 'I'm not focusing on my training at all.' He thought to himself, as he lifted his heavy weights and took them back to the crow's nest.
The green-haired man was on watch that day, he sat staring at the ocean for some time occasionally looking down at his crew fooling around down below. Zoro stood up and went to his training equipment, picking up some dumbbells, he began working out.
Sanji sat on the