i do not own naruto or harry potter
Ch1
What are you talking about?
"SASUKE-TEME!!!!!!" "Hurry up dobe..." Sasuke walked out of the room as Naruto threw a pillow at the door missing him by inches. "Hey teme! Who's going to be at the
meeting?! " "Why would i know this dobe." "STOP CALLING ME DOBE SASUKE-TEME!!!!!!" Grunting Sasuke grabbed a horrified Naruto out by his boxers. "AHH!
SASUKE!" Naruto's face turned into a huge tomato as Sasuke tossed him over his shoulder walking calmly to the hokages office.
in the Hokages office
"Obaa-san! Why did you get use up so early!?" "I am not old!...Where is Acrei , Koji, Kakashi, and Iruka?" Kakashi then jumped threw the window as Iruka ran threw the
doorsboth carring a pair of identical looking teens on there shoulders. "I'm sorry hokage-sama i couldn't wake Acrei this morning..." "Did you try using ice cold water Iruka?"
Tsunadepoored water onto both Acrei and Koji successfully waking both of them up. "(Arg! Who splashed me with water!?)" Both Acrei and Koji screamed furiously. "Now that
you are all awake to hear your mission." "A mission! Are we all doing this together!?" "Yes and yes. your going to be goint to a school called hogwarts...a school for witchcraft
and wizardry.Orochimaru has travel over to the continent and has joined forces with a man call voldemort." "moldybutt he doesn't sound do tough!" Kiba shouted doing a happy
dance. "Right so how are we going to get there?" Acrei asked ringing out his hair in his black boxer shorts. "Well your going to go over by a portal...from there you will arive in
londen and go to the leaky caldron were you will then go to the diagon alley. A man named Hagrid will meet you in the leaky caldron. And Acrei i need to speak with both you
and koji in the other room for a moment." "Yes M'am." Acrei and Koji both walked through a sliding door the hokage following silently behind them. the others jumped slightly as
they heard Acrei scream 'What!?' real loud nearly bursting there eardrums. the 3 soon walked out Acrei blushing uncontrollably as he handed kakashi and Iruka both a choker.
"put those on." the hokage mumbled as she sat back down in her chair irritated. the group gasped as Iruka and Kakashi shrunk there clothes become way to big for their smaller
teen forms. "it's now time for you all to go to diagon alley through th" "but i'm only in boxers!" "I don't care now go into the next room and go throught the damn portal! your things
will be at your rooms in the leaky caldron and as i said before hagrid will meet you at the leaky caldron where he will fill you in with more details." Everyone (Gaara, naruto,
sasuke, kakashi, iruka, Neji, Kiba, Hinata, sakura, ino, kankuro, shino, shikamaru, Kankuro, temari, Choji, Acrei, Koji, and lee.) blinked as they walked to the portal in the other
room. Tsunade smiled as she pushed them all through th portal.
out back of the leaky cauldron
hagrid sighed as he patently waited for the goup he was to take around diagon alley and then to numer 12 Grimmauld place. Then a purple and black portal opened as a large
group of teenagers fell to the ground except two who looked exactly alike who landed on their feet. "Ahem s'cuse me but ar ya the group from the leaf." "yes...and you ar hagrid
correct." "yeah why ar ya in your boxers." Aceri blushed as he rubbed the back of his head. "um i didn't have enough time to get dressed. Tsunade said that i could get dressed
sense are clothes andbelongings would already be here." Acrei said shivering nervously. "ah old on a minute...ere it is this is to room 12 that is wher your clothes should be." "hehe
thanks." Acrei grabbed the key and ran inside dragging Koji behind him. Hagrid then turned to the others and gave them a friendly smile. "So what are yer names?" Hagrid looked
at Naruto,"I'm Naruto Uzamaki and i love ramen!! and this is Sasuke uchiha,Aburame Shino, Akimichi Choji, Gaara, Haruno Sakura, Hinata and Neji Hyuuga, Yamanaka Ino,
Inuzuka Kiba, kankuro, Rock Lee, Uzamaki Naruto, Nara Shikamaru, temari, Umuino Iruka, and hatake kakashi. and the two that ran inside ar Acrei and Koji their twins!."
Naruto said with a huge grin on his face. Acrei and Koji then walked out in new outfits. Acrei was in tight black black hip hugger jeans, a chain that attached from his hip to a
wristband on his right wrist, boots that come close to his knees that zip upthe pants cover the zipper on the boots, and a sleevless shirt torn to hell and back.koji is now in A
narrow sleeve less trutle neck with a red crossin the middle of his chest under his neck, black pants, tan hooker boots that come up to his knees with four straps on the side, and
white hooker gloves that gove passed his elbows. "What are youwearing!?" "Um clothes." "But there so revealing!" Iruka yelled Kakashi did the eybrowing thing where you lift
both eyebrows a couple times before Iruka hit the back of his head. "Kakashi!" "Well we aren't exactly back in konoha so we changed to fit in here." Acrei said looking to the
side before pointing to a gruop of teens running by in normal clothing with out any weapons . they all sweatdropped as they changed and ran back out about ten minutes later.(This
is what they are whereing. Neji is in tan cargo pants, white shirt , sneakers, and tan vest, hinata is still in the same outfit only with jeans, her jacket is open, and sneakers, Naruto is
wearing a darkblue shirt with a orange jean jacket, with blue jeans , and sneakers, Sasuke is in a black pants, a black tanktop with fishnet sleeves, and boots, Sukura in in a short
red shirt and a whit tanktop with red sneakers, Kakashi is wearing a black turtle neck , with blue jeans and is still covering his face, Iruka has a light blue shirt with a dolphin
picture on the back with light blue jeans and sneakers, Shikamaru was to lazy to change but doesn't have his wepons on his legs anymore and put them in his shirt that it over a
fishnet tank top, Shino's outfit is similar to before only he has black jeans and shoes, Choji is in a blue and white shirt with baggy blue pants and sneakers, Gaara is in a blood red
shirt, still has his gourd, tan pants and sneakers, temari is amost in the exact same out fit on she's wearing a tank top were she would have fishnet , and sneakers, Ino is in a dark
blue skirt, and a dark blue t shirt that left little to no imagination, Kankuro is in black pants, a grey shirt, still has scarecrow and sneakers, Kiba is wearing a black shirt with two
squirels (A male and female)chasing each other in under garments, baggy blue jeans, and jeans with akamaru one his head, And Lee in wearing a green tanktop with the konoha
symbol sewn into the back bandages that go up to his elbows, a blue and green arm band on his left arm, yellowish green pants with leafs/flower prints and the bottom , a brown
and red belt, a necklace made out of green and yellow beads, and green sneakers his eye brows were also plucked so he would look normal. Whew that was tiring on with the
fic) "Er so are ya ready to go yet?" "yeah but who's going to pay for all of our stuff?" Acrei asked as he messed with the hem of his shirt. "O that 's already taken care of by
dumbledore. He told me to let ya get what ever you think you would need, you can also get pets and broomsticks..." "right well lets go then." Sasuke mutterd as he headed for the
wall at the end of the alley. hagrid tapped the bricks as the doors opened showing diagon alley all of the ninja's eyes turned to the size of plates as they looked all over the place in
awe. "WOW! This is so cool!" "yeah it's cool alright so cool that i wan't to want to barf." Acrei mumbled as he moved a strand of his hair from his face. "Acrei!" "What i'm just
saying." "If ye will follow me i'll be taken ya to get your wands." Hargid said as he headed to olivanders wand shop. As they walked in a old crazy looking man stepped out of no
where and greeted Hagrid before turning to the teenagers. "Yes i see well lets get started then shall we." mr olivander walked over to Gaara and started to measure him in almost
every nook and cranny. "Hm try this younge man." Olivander handed gaara a wand, Gaara then swished the wand causing a nearby vase to explode. Everyone but Gaara, Hagrid,
andOlivander jumped. "Hm that won't do try this one." Olvander handed gaara another wand and Gaara repeated what he did the last time making the wand shot out sand. "Ah
thats the one for you! Oak, and the core of a racoons hair 61/2 inches." after the gang all got there wands( Naurto: cherry,Fox hair, 5inches, ; Saukra: Cerry , sphinx hair, 51/2
inches ; Sasuke: Willow, eagle feather, 6 inches ; Shikamaru: Oak, Deer fur, 6 inches ; Kankuro and temari: birch tree, metal core, 7 inches ; Kiba: Dog wood, Dog hair, 6 1/2
inches. ; kakashi: Cherry wood and palm tree, noreigon ridgeback scale core, 7 inches. ; Iruka: Oak and cherry wood, a hippogriff feather core, 6 1/2 inches ; Shino: Maple tree,
Killer beetle, and is 5 1/2 inches ; Choji: Maple, hippo ass hair. 51/2 inches. ; Ino: Oak, sphinx hair, 5 inches ; Neji and Hinata: apple tree, centaur hair, 6 inches. ; Lee: Pine tree,
Merman scale, 7inches. ; Acrei: Death tree, vampire fang, 7 1/2 inches. ; Koji: Rose bush, a silver fox hair, 7 inches) they headed to madame malonky robes emporium. The gang
all walked into the store and the girls imediatly wanted to go explore the store. "if it's alright with you four I think that the guys with the tempers should probably go First..." "Yeah
alright! I'll go first!" Naruto bounced up onto a stool as madame malake step forward measureing Naruto. "now don't move i don't want to prick you with my pins."
two hours later
they had just walked out of the store after Koji finished getting measured. Almost everyone there was poked with a needle for twitching naruto was poked 42 times, and the ones
who didn't is neji, Acrei, Kakashi, and Iruka. "alright we need to get you your books, claudrons, potions ingredients, ink and parchment, pets, and brooms if your interested."
Harid said as they entered the book store. "ah hagrid Dumbledore told me you would be coming here is the books he reguested." "ah thanks!" hargrid picked up the books
handing it to theirrespected owners. After and hour of running around they had all of there things and had them sent back to their rooms. "ah well now we just have to get your
brooms and pets." As they all walked into the store they all imidiatly walked over to the firebolts. "well i think well all go ahead and try out for the quidditch teams Hagrid but i
don't know how well do exactly." Acrei said as he smirked. "Ah well i suposse well find out at the begining of the school year now won't we now lets go to the pet store shall we."
They wall walked out after there purchase that nearly gave the chashier a heart attack as they walked in everyone was assaulted with mewls and yaps form countless animals.
"Wow it's so cute!" Sakura ran up to a cage with twany owls. "those are twany owls we use em for deleivering mail." "O can i get one?" "Sure." Sakura picked up a little tan owl
and put in on her shoulder were it cewed andsnuggled into her hair. Rolling there eyes all of the guys moved to random areas of the said store looking at the bizzar animals in the
cages. Naruto, Garra, Acrei, and Koji all stayed together as they moved closer to the back of the shop finding four weird looking animals. One looked like a raccoon mixed with
a dog, another was a bright red fox with yellow eyes, another fox only this one was a silver color and its eye were a mix between yellow and green, and the last was a mixture
between some sort of feline, bat, and a fox making it black with white paws and leathery wings that flapped a little every so often. Naruto picked up the red fox and started
rubbing his cheek up against it as the fox made a mewling sound and rubbed back. gaara looked at the raccoon and it looked back at him and jumped onto his gourd. Koji
watched as the silver fox jumped down infront of him rubbing up against his legs, and Acrei just stood still as the last animal flew onto his head and sat their claiming his head
hissing at anyone that came within 5 feet of him. The shop keeper laughed quietly as he watch Acrei try to look at the animal on top of his head before he walked over stopping
infront of them. "i'm glad to see that they finally found someone that they seem to like." the guy shook his head and he looked at the animals calmly. "Hm Arnold was going to get
rid of them later so if you would like you can have those guys for free." The creatures mewled and andliterally latched onto the four. " I don't think we really have a choice in the
matter." Acrei said sweatdropping as the thing's claws wrapped around some of his hair. "Haha i guess not would you all like cages for them while i go and get the information and
foods that they will need?" "yeah i think that would be a good idea." "alright" the guy walked off as everyone else walked up holding some kind of animal except Kiba who already
had akamaru. "Ah i see the rest of you are done as well. I'll just ring you up then." the guy soon had everything written down and told hagrid the price so that he could pay it. not
even waiting for Hagrid Acrei walked out of the shop with the broom and pet supplies in hand heading back to the hotel room.
Two hours later
"MAN I CAN'T BELEIVE I HAVE TO ROOM WITH SASUKE TEME!!!!" "Whatever dobe." right beside them there pets where glaring at each other Sasuke got a
minurature eagle type bird . "Will you both shut up i'm trying to study...DON"T MAKE ME GET IRUKA!" "NO!" They both yelled at once causing them both to glare at each
other again. Acrei sighed rubbing his temples looking over at the other ocupants of the room Neji, Koji, and Gaara who where all calmly doing whatever in the room. All of there
eybrows twitched as the two boys started to fight once again. After about two weeks of reading there books everyine but Kiba, Naruto, kankuro, temari, and lee could do more
then one spell, Koji, Acrei, and Neji could do the most spells and new everything else that was in the text books. So those three were able to go and do what ever as the others
had to study.
"Well i'm going to go see if i can find something to do why don't you two go down into the pub and see if you can gather any information." Acrei walked out of the
door as he finished the sentance wearing black and red jeans, boots, and a black tanktop. neji an Koji nodded as they headed down to the pub to see that no one was there
except Acrei who was talking to Tom. Tom grinned as he pointed to the kitchen and both himself and acrei walked back.
in the kitchen
"So you wanna do some odd jobs around Diagon alley eh? Well i'll tell you what i'll hire you for the summer to do things around the pub i'll put up a chart on the wall of the list of
things to get done. and well talk about your pay later, and i'll see what i can do with the other shopkeepers.but for now here tosses a water bucket go set up and clean the pub."
Acrei nodded as he Grabbed a bucket of soapy water and headed back out into the pub. Tieing his hair back with a tie he quickly cleaned and reset the tables and went to
cleaning the floor notnoticing Neji and Koji watching him do all of this. "So can i help you two boys." "Ah no but i was just wondering why is my brother cleaning..." "He asked
where he should go for a summer job and for some odd jobs around diagon alley so i hired him to do things around the pub." "..." they all turned back to Acrei who had found a
nasty looking spot one the floor and scrubbed it mirclessly. Tom shook his head as he went back to the counter. Neji and Koji dissapeared around the back going into diagon
alley to walk around. Acrei quicklyfinished the floor and ran back into the kitchen washing his hands before going to the list of chores that was already on the wall.
List:
1.do the dishes
2. make biscuits (cookies)
3. brew tea
4. start cooking the daily soup (tomato soup)
5. make Turkey
6. make coffee
7. organize the spice rack
8. make sure to refill the spice rack
9. clean quest rooms
10. clean all of the bathrooms
11. clean and organize the counter
12. rearrange the cookbooks into abc order
13. oranize the cubboards
14. clean the room up the stairs from the kitchen
15. take out the trash
16. feed the cat that's behind you
17. Whip off the mirrors
18. polish the wood
19. organize the medicein cabinet and write down what i need to go get
20. make the orders
Acrei looked behind himself to indeed see the cat and decided to go ahead and feed it setting it's bowl next to the stairs 'well i better get started if i only have one day to do all of this.'
up with Kakashi and Iruka
'bored ' Kakashi pulled out his Icha icha paradise book and started to read it when Iruka wasn't looking. (the other decided to have a study group in one of the other rooms.)
Iruka turned to see the damned forsaken book and his ears immidiatly started to immit steam. "KAKASHI!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THAT BOOK! I'll burn it this
time!" Iruka jumped for the book chasing Kakashi around there room Kakashi laughed as their pets chased them around the room. (iruka's pet is a little gray fluffball that can
change into different forms. Kakashi has a weird looking dog with his tademark anime face on it.nin dog) Kakashi silently laughed as he tackled Iruka to the bed as they fighted
over the book. kakashismirked as he let Iruka have the book as he burned it Kakahi just pulled out another copy of that exact book and continued where he left of leaving Iruka
to growl in frustration.After several hours of walking around neji and Koji came back to see that the entire pub was spotless. "hey kid if you see your brother anywhere tell him to
come down...i need to talk to him." tom looked around the place and then picked up his cup that nearly blinded the costomer that just came in."jesus! Tom are you trying to blind
me! Put that thing down!" Remus Lupin sat down on a stool after tom had put away the cup. "When did you clean up the place everything looks spotless!" "Ah yes i hired some
help for the summer...he did all 20 of his chores in an hour." Tom showed him the list and Lupins eyes nearly popped out of his head. "he did all of that in an hour!?" tom nodded
as Acrei popped out of no where with a cup of coffee handing it to Lupin who imidiatly took a drink and made a aproving sound. "Wow this is great. Is this who you hired tom?"
Tom once again nodded. Acrei gave lupin a look before he went to talk. "Hm I'm Acrei and you would be." "I'm Remius Lupin I can here to check on the new students
dumbledore told me about." Acrei opened his mouth to ask something else as he was tackled from behind by Naruto. "there you are Acrei-san! Where were you!?" "I was in the
kitchen Naruto..." Acrei calmly pushed Naruto off of him and looked at Lupin. "Anyway if you wish to speak with us follow me." Acrei grabed Naruto's hand as they walked
back up o their rooms lupin following silently.
Lupin's pov
'Hm so this boy is one of the ninja's Dumbledor was talking about. They both have a strange scent...' Lupin frowned as he tried to place the sent on the two boys but to no avail
. 'what the hell is that smell?' As the two boys entered their room he relized that the smell was of a fox and water lillys.
Normal pov
"Ok...every one this is Lupin...I SAID SHUT UP! As i was saying this is Lupin he was supposably sent here by the headmaster at the school we are supposed to be going to."
"Um yes i was to come here to see how you are doing and to help you if you needed my help." Lupin said with a weary smile. "thats nice if you baka's need me i'm going to sleep."
Acrei jumped down on to his bed his pet sitting down onto his stomach watching the other occupants in the room. "HEY IT'S ONLY 7!" "Yes and i want to get up early
tommorrow." Acrei mumbled as he hid his head under a pillow and fell into a deep slumber. "Is he always like that?" "No he's just stressed." Koji said as he entered the room
drying off his hair. Lupin looked at koji and then back at Acrei before blinking slowly. Tom then walked into the doorframe and knocked. Acrei turned to look at Tom with a dull
look as he waited. "here yer earnings for the day kid. I got you a few jobs around the other stores to. I'll tell you more about those tommorrow."
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