Random Tales from New Vegas
By SomeRandomKittehs
Chapter 1: Deathclaw Rush
A/N: This is my first fan fiction. Comments are greatly appreciated as my writing skills are not that good. Comments will help improve this story and my writing. Also, writing this is going to be a hobby for me, meaning that I sometimes might not be in the mood or I might be out of ideas for the time. I'll update with new chapters when I can though. Also, there will be some fourth wall breaking as the characters talk to the narrator. The narrator might also give the characters supplies, but that will be rare. There will be blood and a tiny bit of gore. Now that that's all set aside, enjoy! Also author notes will be posted at the beginning and the end. That is all. Ohh and some cussing. So, T rating for this.
This day could not have gone any worse for Lola. It was supposed to be a nice day of sitting back and doing nothing. Maybe playing a hand of Caravan with Ringo. Nope. Instead, she's sitting inside with her rifle, praying a deathclaw wouldn't bust the door down.
"It would be nice if you would shut up, they might hear you." whispered Lola.
Too late. BOOM BOOM CRAAACCKKKKK!
"SON OF A DEATHCLAW!" Shouted Lola.
That's not a baby, It's an alpha male. Ohhhh…...crap. "HEY THAT'S MY LINE!" shouted Lola. I know, I like to screw with the story. Please. Stop. Shouting. Or that deathclaw will rip you to, hey wait where's Lola?
"Hehehehehstealthboysaresooexpensiveandawesome." Ohh, there she is, there's our Lola!
"Screwyoudeathclawsi'mgoingtofreesidelololololololol!" said Lola.
Welp, might as well end it here for now. WAIT! I haven't told you about Lola have I? Well, she's with the Crimson Caravan, has a weird sense of humor, and is the descendant of the Courier. In other words, she is a badass.
"Welp, I see you FINALY ACKNOLEDGED THAT!" Lola said tiredly.
Your so tired you can't spell words right, go to bed.
"Whatever."
A/N: I know it was short but this is my first fanfiction so derp. Ah well, reviews will be appreciated! There will be more, so yeah. Wow I think I suck at this. And writing stories. There will be SO MUCH YES MAN FROM NOW ON! WILD CARD ENDING FOR THE WIN! Sorry about that.