"Okay guys, I've got news," James announced.
"Lupin, give that back to me!!" Sirius shouted. "James, tell him to give my wand back!!"
"Lupin, please give his wand back..."
"I'll give it when he gives my book back!!" Lupin shouted.
"Guys! Please! I've better news than remus's book or sirius's wand!!" James said.
"Oh really? Come on then, lets hear it." Sirius said.
"So... Lily just got back from the doctor-"
"Why? Was she sick?! What did you do to her already, James?! How could you-"
"Dude, I didn't do anything to her, she's completely fine-"
"If she's fine, why you calling us?"
"I'm calling you because I've news padfoot!"
"Can you get on with it?!?!"
"I WILL IF YOU LET ME!!"
"Okay guys, let's see what James has to say," Lupin said.
"Oh really!" Sirius interrupted. "You want to hear what James says, but don't want to hear anything from my mouth is it??"
"Huh?" Lupin said.
"So is it cause you don't find me attractive anymore? Is there someone else? IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE?!?!" Sirius bellowed.
"No there isn't -"
"OKAY, LISTEN!" James took over.
"So as I was saying, lily got back from the doctor, and the doctor said she was pregnant."
"WHAT?" Sirius jumped. "She's expecting a baby?!"
"Yes, padfoot, that's what pregnant means..."
"I know what it means mate, I'm just making sure! Woah! She has another human inside her apart from you!!"
"Okay don't say it like that please sirius..."
"So I'm the godfather okay!? The baby needs someone handsome and awesome like meee!!"
"Okay mate, we haven't decided yet, so mostly it'll be you, okay?"
"And lupin would be it's godmother, and Peter can be it's marauder uncle!!! Yes! That baby is real lucky!!"
"Undoubtedly," Lupin said, under his breath.
But sirius wasn't done. He started suggesting names for the baby, and soon it got to a point where James was dreading the moment the baby meets sirius.
"Mate, relax! You're even more excited than me! The baby hasn't even come yet!!"
"I wish I had a son too now...Lupin dear are you pregnant?!?"
Lupin blushed.
"I might be...it could be...yes, yes i am. I was waiting for the proper moment." He said, grinning.
"YES YES YES!! I'M A GODFATHER AND A FATHER! I'M THE ULTIMATE GOD!!! LET'S THROW A PARTY!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!"
Lupin smiled. "Should we go someplace special to celebrate it?"he asked sirius.
"SURE SURE HONEY! YOU READ MY MIND!" sirius said.
They were halfway gone, when sirius turned around and beamed, "By the way, congrats James!! Proud of you!"
They turned and walked happily, a happy couple that had no care in the world.