Chapter 1:

What The Fuck?

Mike was laying on his bed at 12:20 A.M., he couldn't fall asleep these

days and it was killing him. His performance over the past couple weeks

have gotten worse and worse. The only thing keeping him going was that

he had Alex on-screen and Justin off-screen. They weren't dating, they

were just the greatest of friends. When Justin told him he was dating

Randy he just felt his heart breaking. But no matter what Justin would a

always go to Mike if anything serious ever happened. Mike finally fell into

an uneasy sleep.

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Mike woke the next morning to a knock on his door. Mike checked the

time and it was 9:30 A.M.,

What would someone what with me at this time?, Mike thought to himself.

He groaned and got up and opened the door and saw Justin standing there.

''I thought you weren't going to answer.'' Justin said and Mike could tell

something was wrong.

''Justin I love being with you but what do you want?'' Mike asked.

''Uh were going out to breakfast with Alex and Randy, remember.'' Justin

said.

''Oh let me go get dressed, you can come in.'' Mike said and turned

towards his bedroom.

''Be right back.'' Mike said and went to change in his bathroom. He'd

chosen a white shirt and his favorite jeans and his leather jacket. Once

Mike had gotten dressed and fixed his hair, he stepped out the bathroom

and Justin was sitting on his bed.

''Back, you missed me?'' Mike asked but Justin didn't look up from his gaze at the floor.

''J, are you okay?'' Mike asked but Justin didn't respond.

''J.'' Mike said.

''Justin.'' Mike said again

''Paul!'' Mike yelled and Justin looked up.

''Oh I didn't notice you were there.'' Justin whispered.

''Are you alright?'' Mike asked with a worried expression.

''I think so I like completely spaced out there.'' Justin said and got up.

''We should take you to a doctor,'' Mike said ''no actually Im taking you

To a trainer at the stadium, its on the way and you need help.''

''I don't need a trainer or a doctor, im fine.'' Justin said.

''Justin I had to yell at you to get your attention and I said you name like 5

Times, what'll you do when your in a match and you 'space out'?'' Mike

asked.

''Im taking you to a trainer in the medical field.'' Mike said and pulled

Justin out of his room.

''Whatever.'' Justin sighed. Mike all but shoved Justin into the car as he forced the young African to cooperate .

''You're a jackass.'' Justin said.

''Really? Really? Really Justin Really? Im a jackass because im helping you, but your boyfriend isn't and he probably wouldn't even notice that your getting pale.'' Mike said.

''Do not bring Randy into this.'' Justin warned.

''Why?'' Mike asked.

''Because you talk about him like he's trash when I love him to death.'' Justin said and Mike rolled his eyes.

''Do you love him more than me?'' Mike asked.

''Yea.'' Justin said and Mike kept his eyes on the road.

''Whatever.'' Justin said. Mike and Justin didn't talk for the rest of the drive. When they finally got there Justin ran into Randy's hug and Mike kept his eyes on the ground as Alex greeted him.

''You okay man?'' Alex asked.

''Yea Im fine.'' Mike growled.

''Okay then,'' Alex said and grabbed Mike's hand ''well lets scaboosh to the table.'' Mike smiled alittle and he thought Alex was gonna throw a big celebration, he loved making Mike smile and when he says scaboosh it just sounds funny, so who wouldn't smile?

''RANDAL!'' someone yelled and Mike turned to see a happy John Cena. Mike rolled his eyes.

''Yes Jonathan?'' Randy asked.

''My names not Jonathan its John.'' John said

''Okay John what do you want?'' Randy asked.

''To see how my best friends are doing.'' John said.

''Im fine… well until you came over then my day became bad.'' Randy said and John frowned.

''Well that was rather rude,'' John said ''im sad that you don't wanna be near me anymore.''

''Im sorry and of course I do.'' Randy said.

''So how is my other best friend?'' John asked and Justin's gaze was locked on the floor.

''Justin?'' John said and Randy slapped the back of Justin's head.

''Oh hi John when did you get here?'' Justin asked.

''I haven't moved since I started talking to Randy.

''Really I didn't notice you there.'' Justin said.

''You okay?'' John asked and put his hand on Justin's forehead ''Shit your warm, we should get you to a trainer.'' Mike did a silent celebration and Alex held back his laughs.

''I don't need one, im fine.'' Justin said.

''Justin im no doctor but I know your not fine, damn your turning pale.'' John said. Mike started doing another celebration that looked really stupid. Alex could hardly contain his laughter, but he managed to.

''I think it would be a smart idea to see a doctor, because If theres something seriously wrong with you we can get It fixed and you'll be back to work in no-time.'' Randy said.

''What if theres nothing wrong with me?'' Justin asked.

''Well then we were wrong and im sorry but I think you sick.'' Randy said.

''Okay ill go later.'' Justin sighed. Mike started doing a victory dance and mouth 'HELL YEA YOU ARE!' and Alex started laughing really hard.

''What the hell is so funny?'' Randy asked and turned to Alex and Mike. Mike was still doing his victory dance and Randy sighed.

''What the hell are you doing?'' Randy asked and Mike stopped to look at him.

''My victory dance.'' Mike said and John started laughing.

''Why?'' Randy asked.

''Its fun.'' Mike said.

''Quite frankly Mike people do victory dances when they win and you didn't win anything except the permission to stand there but everybody has that permission.'' Randy said.

''Really? Really? Really Randy Really?'' Mike said.

''Really.'' Randy said.

''Quite frankly Randal I don't give a damn.'' Mike said.

''YOU JUST GOT RANDALED!'' John yelled and Alex had to sit in a chair so he wouldn't fall to the ground. Mike glanced at Justin who was gazing at something that Mike couldn't quite see.

''Ill be right back.'' Justin whispered and walked towards whatever he was gazing at.

''WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD!'' Randy yelled.

''IM NOT A RETARD!'' John yelled back.

''YOU COULD WIN A GRAMMY FOR THE MOST RETARDEST PERSON ALIVE!'' Randy yelled back.

''YOUR MOM CAN WIN THE AWARD FOR THE UGLIEST PERSON ALIVE!'' John yelled.

''WHERE DO I GET MY LOOKS FROM THEN!'' Randy questioned.

''YOUR DAD'S ASS!'' John yelled but Mike slipped away before Randy could answer. Mike walked the way Justin went and saw the African slip around the corner. Justin seemed to be in some sort of a trance as he walked forward. Justin almost ran into a wall.

''Shit.'' Justin said and began searching the wall. Mike hid behind this rack and watched as Justin search for … whatever the hell he was looking for. Justin scratched at the wall as if it could open. Justin finally gave up and turned around shaking his head and mumbling to himself.

'What the fuck was he looking for?' Mike asked himself mentally and went to go check the wall himself. Mike copied the movements exactly as Justin had done them, Mike sighed unsuccessful and started to do his victory dance as he walked out of the bathroom acting as if he had been in there.

''Wheres you been?'' Alex asked.

''Bathroom duh! Retard.'' Mike said and slapped the back of Alex's head.

''Ow! I cant believe you'd slap the person who got you breakfast!'' Alex said and shook his head disapprovingly.

''Did you get me see through toast and invisible eggs?'' Mike asked, '' Cuz I do not see it anywhere.''

''Did It ever occur to you that its at the table?'' Alex asked.

''Well why don't we go sit at the table instead of just standing here you brainless moron.'' Mike said and walked towards Randy.

''Where's Justin?'' Mike asked as soon as he sat down.

''I don't know I haven't seen him since we met John and we started yelling at each other.'' Randy said and shrugged. Mike just nodded.

''Sorry to say Alexander but im not eating, im not in the mood.'' Mike said.

''Dude! Do you know how hard I far I had to walk to get that?'' Alex asked.

''A foot.'' Mike said and smiled making Alex pout.

''Shut up.'' Alex growled.

''You could get me a coffee though.'' Mike said and Alex shot up and almost ran to the coffee machine, Randy and John burst out laughing.

''What?'' Mike asked.

''How do you not see it?'' Randy asked.

''See what?'' Mike asked.

''He likes you.'' John said.

''Really? Really? Really John Really?'' Mike asked.

''What.'' John said.

''Why would Alex like me?'' Mike asked.

''Well your extremely sexy and he'd be stupid if he didn't,'' John said and Mike blushed a bright red ''I mean have you ever seen the looks Alex gives you.'' Randy rolled his eyes and John took Mike's hands in his.

''Mike its been years since I've seen you happy and in a great relationship. Your relationship with JoMo was terrible so it doesn't count as you being happy even if you say you are.'' John said.

''What John is trying to say is for you to ask Alex out. Sorry for his moronish way of saying it. I swear he comes from the land of stupid.'' Randy said and sighed.

''HEY!'' John yelled.

''DON'T START THIS AGAIN!'' Randy yelled back.

''I WAS BORN IN MASSACHSUETTS NOT THE LAND OF STUPID!'' John yelled.

''WELL EXCUSE ME! IT'S THE STATE OF STUPID!'' Randy yelled.

''NO ITS NOT! I MEAN LOOK AT MISSOURI! ITS SMELLS LIKE HOLY SHIT BOMBS THERE! I COULDN'T EVEN WALK OUTSIDE!'' John yelled, ''ALSO THE PEOPLE FROM THERE ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!''

''And ass clowns!'' Chris chimed in.

''Im from Missouri and im not an asshole or ass clown.'' Evan said.

''Oh sure whatever you say Evvy.'' Chris said and kissed Evan's cheek.

''WELL ATLEAST MY MOM DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FAT ASS FUCKIN PIG!'' Randy yelled.

''RANDAL!'' Phil yelled ''Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP! THERES NO NEED FOR YELLING!''

''WHAT DOES THIS EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH YOU PHILLIP?'' Randy asked.

''Its getting annoying you drinking crack fuck.'' Phil said. Alex finally came back with Mike's coffee, but when Alex walked by Randy he snatched the cup and splashed the coffee in Phil's face.

''What the fuck you stupid parasitic tape worm hypocrite?'' Chris asked.

''What?'' Randy asked.

''I was gonna do that!'' Chris said and Randy threw him a strange look.

''Im gonna look for Justin.'' Mike said and patted Alex's back.

''So I once again got you something that you didn't want.'' Alex said.

''The coffee was used and ill save the toast for later.'' Mike said and crept off.

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