The Wizard and the Demon
A/N- Another Merlin fic inspirred by Tenacious D. eNJOYETH!
Charming was angry as he flipped through his late mother's spell books.
"There must be something in here to beat Shrek with." He thought.
He then found something.
It was a spell to summon a powerful demon.
"Now we're talking!" he told himself as he prepared to say it.
Suddenly he was nearly blinded by a bright light.
After it faded and he could see, a demon in a black trench coat with black snaky hair appeared with a guitar on his back.
"Hey s'up?
I'm Una demon of Rock!
Speak now dude or face thy musical wrath!" he told him.
Charming was feeling nervous but swallowed his fear as gw began to speak.
Tenaciou listened to Charming and smiled.
"You wish to destroy Shrek, eh?
He's a disgrace to our kind!
It'll be fun to kick his butt with Rock for nobody can destroy the Metal!" he yelled as his guitar glowed with magic.
Charming watched as the rock demon disappeared.
He'd went to the swamp to observe what Shrek's weaknesses were.
Leah was playing guitar along with Snowgre.
They were forming a rock band. They'd wanted to do this for a long time.
Carley smiled wistfully at them.
She had an amazing voice but was too shy to ask.
Shrek joined her.
"You okay?" he asked softly. He saw sadness in those blue eyes.
"I-I'm okay. I... want to be a musician but I can't play guitar to save my ass.
I'm just a disabled loser like everybody thinks." she said looking away from him.
"No you're not! You're amazing. Without you, none of this would've happened.
I care about you more than Fiona." he told her as they hugged.
Una then smiled as he chose his hostage.
Shrek couldn't do anything as his friend was carried off by a winged demon.
Leah was scared at this.
"We have to do something! I'm not losing my girlfriend to some demon!" she yelled as they went to Worchester.
Merlin was feeling bad as he saw what had happened.
Una was all powerful but only his ancestor vould destroy him.
He had a feeling he would have to this time.
It scared him...