AN: So this is really a combination of efforts from me and my best friend. She's not on but feel free to leave a review and I shall pass it on to her enjoy!


Killer Kiss

Chapter One: The Blondes

Damon knocked back another glass of whiskey boredom quickly setting in to his bones, his usual drinking buddy and only friend (not that he'd admit it though) was off on a date with his psychotic doctor girlfriend leaving him all alone. The vampire was about to give up and slink off back to the mansion in hope of having a chance to wind up Stefan when something caught his attention or should he say someone. Making there way across the grille Damon spotted two blondes arms linked together as they laughed as soon as they reached the bar one was quick to hit on the barman as they ordered their drinks the other however was scanning the rest of the grille her blue eyes searching,

"Told you I could pull it off." the green eyed one laughed her British accent obvious,

"Never doubted you." the other blonde smirked her accent slightly different he couldn't quite place it. Damon began to stroll over to the two girls when something made him stop in his tracks the green eyed girl had raised her hand to sweep back her hair when he spotted it. A gothic flower etched into her flesh with ink. He knew them both the first with blue eyes and unnaturally blonde hair streaked with brown, her flowered dress flowing around her knees. Beth a girl who looked harmless to all who didn't know better, Damon knew better after she had winded him badly in a apparently friendly game of rugby the day he'd met her. The other with curly blonde hair was green eyed also sporting a dress but her had grotesque figures covering it. Ronny the girl with a sweet smile, heavy eyeliner and a temper to rival his own,

"Hello girls." He grinned coming up behind Beth, who spun on her heal to face him in one swift move,

"Thought I smelled you." Beth grinned her Welsh accent lacing her words, Damon recognized it now,

"It's odd seeing you two in America how long has it been since you set foot in this country?"

"A long time," Ronny sighed, "But Beth herd a certain original vampire was in town and well we couldn't resist."

"Which original would that be?"

"Jealous Damon?"

"You know he isn't," Ronny smirked leaning closer to her friend, "He's in love."

"Oh yeah a human really Damon you picking a human over us have you been brainwashed?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about Beth."

"Really?"

"Yes really who's your source?"

"Well-"

"Beth," the other girl cut her off elbowing her in the ribs, "I think I just found your man." she nodded towards the door where a blonde man had just walked in,

"Is that-"

"Klaus." Damon sneered,

"This night is getting better and better." Beth grinned sipping her drink,

"Want to play this our normal way?"

"Nah this isn't just some normal guy. I'm playing this one solo."

"Alright then go for it holler if you need me."

Beth flashed Ronny and Damon one last grin before sauntering over to the table Klaus had sat himself at,

"Stop her Ronny."

The girl looked up at Damon,

"Don't tell me you're actually jealous?"

"Klaus is all kinds of trouble if you want your friend alive you'll keep her away from him."

"In case you've forgotten Damon we're all kinds of trouble as well." She sneered veins becoming visible on her cheeks eyes darkening,

"How could I forget? But Klaus is not just an original he's a hybrid as well."

"Hybrid what don't we know?"

"A lot come back to the boarding house I'll explain everything."

"I'm not leaving Beth," Ronny sighed, "We'll be there later okay?"

Damon growled under his breath, "Be careful."


"Hey, this seat free?" Beth grinned looking down at the gorgeous original,

"For a fellow Brit? Always."

The vampire slid into the seat across from him,

"So what part you from?"

"A place that is long gone," he sighed, "What about you?"

"Wales."

"The place with the sheep?"

Beth broke out into laughter,

"Yeah the one with all the sheep," she managed to choke out happy to see the original smiling with her. She leaned forward resting her chin in her hands, "So tell me how dose a big, bad. British original vampire end up in little Mystic Falls?"

Klaus chuckled, "I was looking for a girl."

"Oh," Beth slouched back into her chair, "And I was getting excited,"

"Excited-"

"Am I interrupting?" Ronnys high voice cut through whatever Klaus was about to say,

"Yes." Beth sneered under her breath grinning slightly when she noticed Klaus smiling at her,

"Of course not," the original answered Ronny waving an arm towards the seat next to Beth, "Please join us."

"Gladly." the blonde grinned as she sat down next to her friend.

Beth frowned at hearing the lie,

"Klaus was just telling me why he was in this fair town."

"Surly it had to be for it's beauty."

"No not quite why don't I get us another round of drinks?"

"Maybe another time," Ronny interceded, "We just got in to town today. It's late. I'm tired, we should really be getting off."

"Ron's right," Beth sighed, "Let me give you my number."

"I'd like that." Klaus smiled handing over his cell phone for the blonde to type her number in,

"Call me?"

"Maybe sooner then you think. My family is also new in town and we're throwing a ball I would like to invite you both."

"Sounds good."

The two girls linked their arms together once more heading out of the Grille they were half way to the boarding house when Beth sighed,

"What's going on?"

"Klaus is bad news."

"We're vampires we're all bad news."

"This is true however something is going on. Didn't you smell all the vervain in there? If we're sticking around in this town I want to know what's happening."

"Okay."

"That's it?"

"Yep," the other blonde smiled, "Didn't you hear Klaus his family is here that means one thing-"

"Elijah."

"Elijah."

"Do you think their's any chance he's still got that long hair?"

"Probably not."

"Damn," she giggled as they approached the boarding house, "They're never going to redecorate this place are they?"

"Not likely."

They entered the house to find not just one Salvatore but two both looking as serious as one another,

"Spill." the girls said in unison.