BLADE TALKSHOW
Disclaimer: I do not own blade or any other characters unfortunately …. Hannibal King
Summery: Blade characters get forced onto a talkshow where they get all sorts of emotions and thoughts of their chests
Warning: for obvious reasons. Language from most of the characters
Chapter 1
The camera turns on and we see our host Nim … actually where the HELL is she
Nim runs onstage and sits down looking guilty
Nim: sorry 'bout that some of the guests were acting up …. ANYWAY … Hi welcome to prison towers I am your host and today my victi…..guests are from the world of ….. BLADE
Audience: yayyyyy (some nervous clapping)
Nim: for all the filthy bloodsucking mother fuc…
Vamps: (glares)
Nim: *cough* sorry old habit… continuing on… for all the vamps in the audience I have made sure that ALL of the night stalkers, blade ….. Basically ANYONE who hunts them has no weapons just like the vamps they are unarmed…
Now to introduce our first guest ... (looks at sheet) THE ONE, THE ONLY …. BLADE
Blade walks onstage
Human audience: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Vamp audience: boooo, hiss
Blade: you mother fuckers Wanna' shut up
Vamps: *silent as the grave* (HEHE)
Blade: good
Nim: good to see ya again blade
Blade: you too, I got a present for ya
Nim: (shocked) really…. What
Blade: (un-wraps sword and hands it to Nim) like it
Nim: *speechless* how the fuck did I miss that
Blade: well you did get distracted by kin…
Nim: shut it *blushes*
Blade grins
Nim: anyway ….. Soooo blade how does it feel to be back to hunting alone
Blade: it's easier, quieter, and safer
Nim: but don't you miss ANYONE ….. Like whistler, Abby, Zoë, Karen or perhaps King
Blade: yes, sometimes she is a good tactical planner, that little girl makes me smile sometimes, Karen... Well yeah, and king FUCK NO
Nim: *grinning* well you are just gonna LOVE who we have on next…. Let's see King or Karen
Blade: don't you FUCKING dare
Nim: time for a commercial I think …. After the break we will have either Hannibal King or Karen Johnson on *grins evilly*
Blade: look you stuck up Damphier….
Nim: your one too
Blade: ….. SHIT
*goes to commercial*