The great question.

Synopsis: Buttercup and Butch overhear a conversation between their friends. ButchXButtercup

Disclaimer: This was inspired by another fic. Do not own the ppg.

A/N: This is for you readers to not think I'm dead. I'm still alive and I am still writing.

"I'm telling you! It's obviously Butch!"

Butch and Buttercup both raised their eyebrows at each other as they passed the living Jojo brothers had come to pay a visit to their respective girlfriends, but Buttercup had grabbed her boyfriend for a quick make out session in her room. Not that he minded.

And it seemed that in their absence an argument had begun. Not that he cared.

Buttercup grabbed his hand to stophim when he was about to enter the room where their sisters and brothers were.

"That doesn't make sense!" Bubbles suddenly shouted "I'm telling you it is Buttercup!"

Both greens shared a glance as they wondered just what they were talking about. Their great minds joined and started listing off things they could be blamed for.

"It can't be Buttercup, Bubbles" Blossom exhaled loudly "You know she is not like that"

Ok, so they hadn't actually broken anything. Buttercup knew that if that had been the case, Bubbles would be defending her, not Butch.

"But it also can't be Butch" Brick added, as if he was thinking greatly about the task in hand "I mean, we know him and, no matter how he acts, he just… doesn't seems the type to…"

'To what!?' Both greens tought.

"He's aggressive, too. "Boomer suddenly said. "I know that if he wanted it, he could have gotten it long ago."
"So is Buttercup!" Bubbles squeaked "She's even more like that! Remember when they got into this lets-see-who-is-stronger fight? Buttercup threw the first punch and she was winning, too. If only Blossom hadn't interrupted…"

"The banshee is violent and powerful" Brick ended for her.

"Butch is too!"

It didn't seem like they were in problems. Maybe they were arguing about who was stronger than the other? That would make more sense, Butch tought.

"Yeah, I guess, but not as much as Buttercup" Brick said, and they fell into a deep silence, until Bubbles looked at Blossom.

"Blossom, you can side with me, right? I mean, Buttercup is our sister, and…"

"Don't be ridiculous. You're completely wrong-"

"Come on! You know how Buttercup is! Don't you think it's actually her?"

"Well, I can say that Butch is a little calmer than her but…"

"I you had to choose, let's say, in a dramatic situation where your life is in danger, who would you, choose?"
"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"I suppose that in a dramatic situation, I would say Buttercup is on top. HOWEVER I don't believe they have ever done it…!"

"YESSS!" Bubbles squealed loudly before she turned to the door to notice the two greens there. Her eyes widened as she blushed and took some steps back. Seeing the look in her face, the others turned to look, too.

"Whoops" Brick smirked as the two greens stepped inside the room and strolled towards them.

"Uh-oh" Mumbled Boomer.

"You guys are in trou-ble!" Blossom sang.

"I-I didn't mean it!" Bubbles said as she carefully walked backwards. "We were just talking and… well, somehow it came up ... we didn't mean it tough, I swear! I-I just…!" She glanced at them as she got ready for the punch she was sure she was going to get.

"You're going to kill me, aren't you?" the blonde squeaked.

"You're all wrong," Butch said, annoyed that none of them had been able to figure it out (and by the fact that most of them, including his own brother, had thought it was Buttercup).

"Honestly. Did it never occur to you that we take turns?"

EDIT: I'm giving a cookie to anyone that got the hint and reviews it.