Hayami Rinka looked over the pumpkin before her with great interest. Sitting across from her was Chiba, who was carving into it at a fast pace.
"So Americans carve faces into these and set them out for halloween?"
"Seems so." Said Chiba. "I figured it would be fun to give it a shot."
"Even though its not Halloween."
"Still."
Hayami cut a hole in the top of her pumpkin and recoiled upon seeing the insides.
"Do I have to gut this thing?" Asked Hayami. "Its all goey inside."
"Part of the job." Said Chiba. "You can do it."
Hayami gulped and reached for her pumpkin scooper.
"Oh god..."
One grateounous pumpkin disembowlment later and Hayami was ready to throw up.
"Gross..."
Chiba shrugged as he continued carving his pumpkin.
Hayami groaned and grabbed a carving took and a marker.
"I think I'll make it look like Korosensei..."
She drew Korosensei's face onto the pumpkin and began carving into it.
"Done." Said Chiba.
He turned his pumpkin so Hayami coukd see his handiwork.
"Chiba..."
"Yeah?"
"Thats not a face."
A detailed crosshair was carved into the pumpkin.
"I know, I thought a crosshair would look nice on it."
Hayami rolled her eyes and continued carving.
Hayami started at the finished product with contempt.
"This looked better in my head..."
Her pumpkin was a mess. The smile was crooked and sloppy, the eyes were disproportionate, and the side was dented.
"I suck at this..." Said Hayami
"Oh come on its not that bad." Said Chiba. "Its a nice looking mummy."
"Its supposed to be Korosensei."
"Oh, well in that case its pretty bad."
"Tell me about it."
Hayami let out a large sigh.
"I want to destroy this thing..."
Chiba smirked.
"I know what you can do with that pumpkin."
"Go on." Said Hayami.
Hayami stood next to Chiba near the school building. The pumpkin was lying in the sports field. Chiba held a small device in his hands
"I got some explosives from Takebayashi." Said Chiba. "One press of this detonator and it'll blow."
He handed the detonator to Hayami, who looked at the device for several seconds before replying.
"Very well."
Chiba plugged his ears as Hayami's finger closed in on the trigger.
"Fire in the hole!"
She pressed the button. The pumpkin erupted in a large and loud explosion, bits of pumpkin flew about as Hayami smiled.
"That was awesome!"
"I know right!?" Said Chiba.
"You wanna play smite?! I don't have that game!"
"I think the explosion messed with your hearing Hayami!"
"You want what with me?!"
"... Nevermind!"
"Orange rind?!"
Chiba led Hayami back into the school building, leaving a hot orange mess that neither of them wanted to clean up.
Sorry it took so long for an update. I got a job over the summer and my classes are starting. I don't think i'll be writing much assclass after this collection, but i do have something I've been working on.
Also sorry if this wasn't shippy. The next and final story should be plenty shippy to make up for it.