Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I do not have any rights to Harry Potter and I do not make any money from writing these fics.

A/N: Written for the Procrastinators United Competition, the One Million Words Added Challenge, the Pairing Diversity Boot Camp Challenge, the 335 Pairing Bonanza Challenge, the If You Dare...Continued Challenge.

Prompts: Fat Friar/Louis Weasley, Glaciers, Glad Rags.

Ghost's and Veela's

Louis Wealsey let out a silent groan as he ran his hands through his messy hair as he caught his breath. His heart pounded in his chest as his mind ran a mile a minute as he tried to make sense of just what had happened.

'Now I know what uncle Harry fells like' Louis thought with a low groan as he cursed his veela magical attraction 'I need to remember to send mum and dad a letter...for some reason I do not think that ghost's are supposed to be attracted by a veela's charm.

"Oh where are you my hunk of handsomeness!" a familiar voice called out calling Louis to shiver in fear and repulsion, "Why are you running away from little old me? I promise I have changed out of my glad rags and into some proper clothes suitable for our first date!"

'I am never going to be able to look the Fat Friar in the face again' Louis thought with a silent groan as he wished the earth would open up under him and swallow him whole 'Headmistress McGonagall should be able to help if what I was told about uncle Ron's fourth year...but that means getting past him.'

At that thought Louis hugged himself tightly, the thought of being mated to the Fat Friar felt like someone had placed him alive trapped between two glaciers. While he did not mind the Fat Friar normally and they sometimes had a good conversation with each other this was something that he did not want, ever.

"Oh where are you my dear fruity lips~" the fat Friar called out flirty as he repeated what he had heard several students say, "Where are you and that sexy bum?"

Horror filled Louis at that comment as his eyes widened in shock, he gulped nervously and racked his brain for any secret passage way that was close by while thanking his mother and uncle Harry for teaching him the information.

As the sound of scary girly giggles came to Louis' ear he quickly made up his mind, there was one place that ghost's could not go where he was able to go and that included the Fat Friar. Outside. The Hogwarts ghost's besides a select few could not go past the main entrance and out into the grounds. Taking a deep breath Louis pushed himself up so he stood leaning against the wall, waited for a few seconds before he burst out from his hiding spot and ran for it.

As Louis turned around the corner a loud joy filled cry echoed throughout the hallway.

"Louis my beloved! You are looking for me too! And with just speed and dedication too!" the Fat Friar gushed out happily only for Louis to ignore him and continue running away from the ghost.

'I have to get outside, I have to get away from him' Louis thought frantically as he ran out of the hallway only to find himself standing in front of the moving staircase which was blocked by a group of giggling second year students 'It seems I will not be able to ask them out on a date later.'

Smirking slightly at his thoughts Louis ran down the stairs and pushed his way through the group of girls doing his best to ignore the angry cries and quickly ran down the stairs as fast as his les could carry him. As he made his way down several more flights of stairs Louis found himself having to duck and weave as hands came out towards him, trying to touch and grope him as most of the students and a few of the teachers became captured by his Veela charm.

As the large entrance doors of the castle came into view Louis found himself letting out a sigh of relief only for it to be too late as he found out a second later when a pair of ghostly arms wrapped around him only for Louis to run through them before the Fat Friar could do anything.

"Come back! Come back my beloved!" the Fat Friar moaned out sadly as he followed Louis towards the entrance doors, "I can't go outsides with you my sexy one! Why do we not just put a stop to this chase and consummate our eternal love!"

"Over my dead passed on body," Louis muttered to himself as he finally ran out of the entrance doors with a burst of extra speed.

Once a good few meters away from the entrance doors Louis came to a stop, huffing and panting, while doing his best to ignore the angry confused shouts of the Fat Friar. Louis winced at the heart broken tone and turned back with the intent on apologising only to freeze as he watched the Fat Friar pause and watch as a female ghost floated past before turning and following her just like he had done to Louis moments before.

'What the hell just happened?' Louis thought with wide shocked eyes only for his uncle Harry's words to float through his mind as he told them of Myrtle and his experiences with her 'Ghost's...the Veela charm does not affect them...then the Fat Friar...he was just playing with me and then he...I'll kill him again!'

With an angry growl Louis stormed back into the castle and headed towards the library intent of finding a spell he could use again the Fat Friar without getting into trouble...too much.

'Maybe that little spell mum caught me to castrate all types of beings no matter what species they are would work' Louis thought as he walked through the entrance hall ignoring the love sick gazes he was getting 'Or maybe I should tell Myrtle that he is deeply in love with her and he shows it by chasing other's around...'

With his mind busy plotting revenge Louis made his way to the library, the Fat Friar would never know what had hit him once Louis was done with him.

End.