A demons day out
Comedy
Doomguy raced through the halls of E1M1 and along the way ran into a demon.
Now, a demon named Fred, trying to stave off the inevitable, attempted to befriend him, he figured it must be cold, so he threw a fireball, hoping Doomguy would catch it.
4 shotgun rounds later, Fred was barely clinging to life, dragging himself all the way to the ER and enduring several painful hours as the Triage nurse kept missing his appointment with the doctors, taking more people with minor illnesses like the common cold or Shingles. Eventually, the doctor came to him and he was taken into a room. He was put under anesthesia and the doctor tried every trick in the medical book to try and operate. after an incision, the wound would heal itself immediately, causing the now pissed off doctor to perform one last incision, tear open the wound and hold it open with staples.
Fred didn't move,breath or even fart. The doctor began removing the bullets one by one and Fred's body repaired the holes. after sewing him up, the doctor woke Fred and he groggily got up. "be more careful buddy" said the Doctor. Fred smiled and left.
The doctor's friendly smile turned into a slight frown and he pressed a button.
Fred was halfway out the door, when the room went dark, the people, walls and music stopped, and the area was sealed with metal walls. Chain-guns appeared and Fred tried to escape certain death, even as they started Whirring to life. Fred managed to punch a hole in the wall and squeeze through, even as 70 bullets entered his ass and came out his mouth. at last, he emerged, heavily bleeding, but alive. A hell knight in the area, named Joe, having just brutally murdered Doomguy, picked up Fred and bought him to Hell for Treatment.
But after the operation, A missile hit the hospital. Doomguy's backup had arrived.