Part 1
"Why won't you give up already?" Misty was annoying as always.
"We don't give up. Team Rocket *never* gives up!" Jessie put her hands on her waist, trying to look strong and confident, even though she already knew what was going to happen next.
"Yeah, we don't even know what giving up means!" declared Meowth.
"Oh, it's getting old," yawned Ash ,"Pikachu... blah blah... you know what to do."
The Pikachu smiled evilly, since blowing Team Rocket was his favorite part of the day. "Pi..."
"Wait a sec", James didn't feel like getting fried today, "Can't we work something out?"
"Yeah, work your way out of my sight!" laughed Ash.
"Pikachuuuuaauuuuaaaaauuuuu!!!!"
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again !!!"
They had a hard landing this time. And the minute Jessie raised her head up from the ground, she hit James over on the head.
"What was that for!" James gave her an angry look.
"*That* was for coming up with that stupid plan! And that-" She slapped him again, "Is for that `can't we work something out` of yours. What were you thinking?" And she hit him one more time.
"Would you knock that out?" He yelled at her.
"Dat was very stupid, James. Are you trying ta make friends with those brats, ya idiot?"
"And don't you yell at me! Mister `I'm-afraid-of-that-rat`! It's all your fault!" Jessie yelled back.
"*MY* fault? What about you- Miss `I'll-annoy-that-rat-to-death-like-I-do-with-everybody-else`?"
"Wow, dat was a long one!" said Meowth, trying to guess how's Jessie going to react.
Just like he imagined, she turned all red. "Are you calling me annoying?!"
"You can bet your buffet on that!"
"How dare you! You... you... cross-dresser!"
"You're the one who makes me wear those dresses, genius!" He was surprised to hear himself say those things, but not as surprised as Jessie.
"No one is holding a gun to your head!"
"As if I can say something about it, when you're hitting me and bossing me around all the time!"
"I'm not bossy!"
Meowth giggled. "Well, Jessie, you do tend to be a bit bossy..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Uh... I..." he mumbled, "I... James! You bad human! Bad, bad human!"
She gave him a hard look and turned back to James. "If you weren't such a wimp, I wouldn't have had to boss you around!"
"I'm not a wimp, I'm artistic!"
"yeah, yeah..." She rolled her eyes.
"At least I'm not in love with myself!"
"What ?!"
"You think you're so pretty, what allusions!" He did think she's pretty, but he was too mad to admit it.
"Allusions! Why you... whiner... cross-dresser, spoiled rich boy!"
"Yeah, rich... I'm *really* rich thanks to your brilliant idea of joining Team Rocket! And do something about that hair of yours!" That was a really mean thing to say, and he immediately regret saying that, but it was too late.
Even Meowth was in shock. He looked at Jessie and said to himself: "He's gonna get it this time... she's going to hit him with her paper-fan!"
And she pulled out her fan and hit James on his head.
"And now she will hit him with her mallet!"
And she pulled out her mallet and whacked him.
"And for the great finale, a boot in the butt!"
And so she kicked his butt.
"Jessie, I really hate you!"
"I hate you too!" she didn't mean it, of course, but hearing James saying it so loudly, made her feel like she really hated him.
"Would ya knock it out already? You're giving me a headache!" yelled Meowth. "And besides, the twerps are about ta arrive any minute now, so lets start digging a hole!"
"Ow, Jessie, you're standing on my leg!" grumbled James when they were about 3 meters underground.
"Oh, really? I thought you were a rock!"
"Very funny..."
"Here they come!" said Meowth and they all jumped out of the hole, covered it and went hiding behind a tree. The twerps, of course, didn't notice it and fell right down.
"Ouch! What's that hole doing here?" Ash cried out. He really doesn't get it, does he?
He did when the smog covered them and two figures popped out.
"Prepare for troubles!"
"And make it double!"
"Team Rocket, that really hurt!" Cried Brock.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within out nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"JESSIE!"
"Yeah, self-centered Jessie", hummed James.
"What was that?!"
"Shut up!!!" Meowth jumped and scratched their faces.
"Oh, Team Rocket, didn't think you two can fight. I thought you love each other!" Misty sounded content.
"Love her!? Ha!" James turned his back to Jessie.
"He can't love anyone but himself!" Jessie turned her back to him too.
"look who's talking..."
while they were busy arguing, Ash used his Bulbasaur to get the twerps out of the hole.
"It's time for our special weapon of da day!" Meowth jumped out and signaled to James to pull out the heavy big gun, and he did. Jessie offered him no help.
"What's that?" Ash was about to pull out his Pokedex when Misty reminded him that the Pokedex is only for Pokemon.
"Ha Ha ! With all our love, from Team Rocket!" Meowth exulted.
"Ahhh! That's a big gun!" yelled Brock.
"Pikachu! Do something!" Ash ordered the rat but even Pikachu wasn't that dumb to mess with heavy artillery.
That's what Bulbasour is for. He tried to use his vines on James but Jessie called out her Arbok.
"Jessie, I could really use some help here..." James hardy stood straight with the heavy gun in his hand.
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?"
"Arbok is doing just fine with out your help!"
The Arbok hissed at Bulbasaur, scaring him off.
"Grrrr...." Meowth was about to lose his nerves, "JUST PULL DA TRIGGER!"
"Ok, Here goes..." James was about to pull the trigger when everybody heard an annoying sound coming out of Misty's hands.
"Chu... kee... Chu... kee... Chu... kee..."
"What is that annoying sound?" Ash looked around.
"Yeah, what's that?" Brock asked.
"Ahhh, ahhh..." Meowth mouth and eyes ware wide opened.
"What's wrong, Meowth?" asked Jessie.
"It's Togepi!" Misty noticed that her little annoying egg had started to move it's hands from side to side.
"What is it doing?" Ash looked at it closely.
"Chu... kee... Chu... Kee..."
"It's da metronome ya fools!" scream Meowth. "It's going to explode!"
"Metronome! Oh no! Arbok, you're too close to it!" Jessie wanted to call back her Arbok, but couldn't find the Pokeball.
"Arbok!" She ran over to him and Meowth jumped on her back, trying to stop her, "Jessie, don't!"
They both fell on Arbok just as Togepi's hands started to glow.
"Chu... Kee !!!!"
And everything exploded.
"Why won't you give up already?" Misty was annoying as always.
"We don't give up. Team Rocket *never* gives up!" Jessie put her hands on her waist, trying to look strong and confident, even though she already knew what was going to happen next.
"Yeah, we don't even know what giving up means!" declared Meowth.
"Oh, it's getting old," yawned Ash ,"Pikachu... blah blah... you know what to do."
The Pikachu smiled evilly, since blowing Team Rocket was his favorite part of the day. "Pi..."
"Wait a sec", James didn't feel like getting fried today, "Can't we work something out?"
"Yeah, work your way out of my sight!" laughed Ash.
"Pikachuuuuaauuuuaaaaauuuuu!!!!"
"Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again !!!"
They had a hard landing this time. And the minute Jessie raised her head up from the ground, she hit James over on the head.
"What was that for!" James gave her an angry look.
"*That* was for coming up with that stupid plan! And that-" She slapped him again, "Is for that `can't we work something out` of yours. What were you thinking?" And she hit him one more time.
"Would you knock that out?" He yelled at her.
"Dat was very stupid, James. Are you trying ta make friends with those brats, ya idiot?"
"And don't you yell at me! Mister `I'm-afraid-of-that-rat`! It's all your fault!" Jessie yelled back.
"*MY* fault? What about you- Miss `I'll-annoy-that-rat-to-death-like-I-do-with-everybody-else`?"
"Wow, dat was a long one!" said Meowth, trying to guess how's Jessie going to react.
Just like he imagined, she turned all red. "Are you calling me annoying?!"
"You can bet your buffet on that!"
"How dare you! You... you... cross-dresser!"
"You're the one who makes me wear those dresses, genius!" He was surprised to hear himself say those things, but not as surprised as Jessie.
"No one is holding a gun to your head!"
"As if I can say something about it, when you're hitting me and bossing me around all the time!"
"I'm not bossy!"
Meowth giggled. "Well, Jessie, you do tend to be a bit bossy..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Uh... I..." he mumbled, "I... James! You bad human! Bad, bad human!"
She gave him a hard look and turned back to James. "If you weren't such a wimp, I wouldn't have had to boss you around!"
"I'm not a wimp, I'm artistic!"
"yeah, yeah..." She rolled her eyes.
"At least I'm not in love with myself!"
"What ?!"
"You think you're so pretty, what allusions!" He did think she's pretty, but he was too mad to admit it.
"Allusions! Why you... whiner... cross-dresser, spoiled rich boy!"
"Yeah, rich... I'm *really* rich thanks to your brilliant idea of joining Team Rocket! And do something about that hair of yours!" That was a really mean thing to say, and he immediately regret saying that, but it was too late.
Even Meowth was in shock. He looked at Jessie and said to himself: "He's gonna get it this time... she's going to hit him with her paper-fan!"
And she pulled out her fan and hit James on his head.
"And now she will hit him with her mallet!"
And she pulled out her mallet and whacked him.
"And for the great finale, a boot in the butt!"
And so she kicked his butt.
"Jessie, I really hate you!"
"I hate you too!" she didn't mean it, of course, but hearing James saying it so loudly, made her feel like she really hated him.
"Would ya knock it out already? You're giving me a headache!" yelled Meowth. "And besides, the twerps are about ta arrive any minute now, so lets start digging a hole!"
"Ow, Jessie, you're standing on my leg!" grumbled James when they were about 3 meters underground.
"Oh, really? I thought you were a rock!"
"Very funny..."
"Here they come!" said Meowth and they all jumped out of the hole, covered it and went hiding behind a tree. The twerps, of course, didn't notice it and fell right down.
"Ouch! What's that hole doing here?" Ash cried out. He really doesn't get it, does he?
He did when the smog covered them and two figures popped out.
"Prepare for troubles!"
"And make it double!"
"Team Rocket, that really hurt!" Cried Brock.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within out nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"JESSIE!"
"Yeah, self-centered Jessie", hummed James.
"What was that?!"
"Shut up!!!" Meowth jumped and scratched their faces.
"Oh, Team Rocket, didn't think you two can fight. I thought you love each other!" Misty sounded content.
"Love her!? Ha!" James turned his back to Jessie.
"He can't love anyone but himself!" Jessie turned her back to him too.
"look who's talking..."
while they were busy arguing, Ash used his Bulbasaur to get the twerps out of the hole.
"It's time for our special weapon of da day!" Meowth jumped out and signaled to James to pull out the heavy big gun, and he did. Jessie offered him no help.
"What's that?" Ash was about to pull out his Pokedex when Misty reminded him that the Pokedex is only for Pokemon.
"Ha Ha ! With all our love, from Team Rocket!" Meowth exulted.
"Ahhh! That's a big gun!" yelled Brock.
"Pikachu! Do something!" Ash ordered the rat but even Pikachu wasn't that dumb to mess with heavy artillery.
That's what Bulbasour is for. He tried to use his vines on James but Jessie called out her Arbok.
"Jessie, I could really use some help here..." James hardy stood straight with the heavy gun in his hand.
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?"
"Arbok is doing just fine with out your help!"
The Arbok hissed at Bulbasaur, scaring him off.
"Grrrr...." Meowth was about to lose his nerves, "JUST PULL DA TRIGGER!"
"Ok, Here goes..." James was about to pull the trigger when everybody heard an annoying sound coming out of Misty's hands.
"Chu... kee... Chu... kee... Chu... kee..."
"What is that annoying sound?" Ash looked around.
"Yeah, what's that?" Brock asked.
"Ahhh, ahhh..." Meowth mouth and eyes ware wide opened.
"What's wrong, Meowth?" asked Jessie.
"It's Togepi!" Misty noticed that her little annoying egg had started to move it's hands from side to side.
"What is it doing?" Ash looked at it closely.
"Chu... kee... Chu... Kee..."
"It's da metronome ya fools!" scream Meowth. "It's going to explode!"
"Metronome! Oh no! Arbok, you're too close to it!" Jessie wanted to call back her Arbok, but couldn't find the Pokeball.
"Arbok!" She ran over to him and Meowth jumped on her back, trying to stop her, "Jessie, don't!"
They both fell on Arbok just as Togepi's hands started to glow.
"Chu... Kee !!!!"
And everything exploded.