Gold Cock arose from his throne made of gold and platinum.

"What do you mean train?" Lincoln asked.

Lisa sighed. " I've been speaking with the rift. She brings me info on what we're dealing with and your outta shape. Hes per say...the newer model..."

Lincoln flexed his right hand. "What'd you just say bitch?"

He began to stand over Lisa.

"Are you sayin im in bad shape?!" Lincoln raised his hand.

"NO! Please Pimp daddy! Let me explain! He just has more respect! Hes harsher than you!" Lisa yelled.

Gold Cock slapped down with such force it rippled the time rift. It hit the earth 65 million years ago, wiping out the dinosaurs. The recoil from the slap brought back every dead creature on earth and made them pimp themselves on the street for Gold Cock. Lisa grew up into the perfect hoe. His slap was so damn powerful it made Bruce Jenner look like Brad Pitt AND his cock and balls grew back.

"Hows that for powerful hoe?!" Lincoln went down through royal woods, walking the streets. Every woman clawed at his jeans. He slapped the hoes away. He made his way to the white house.

"Mr President! Gold Cock Binkie Lincy is coming!" A man shouted.

Gold Cock went to the gates where the swat and police were. He licked his grill fixed his fly fedora and pulled at his orange tux. The army trained their guns. He waved his diamond tipped cane and a ripple of respect rolled over the army. They all stood in formation and kissed his rings and licked his balls as he passed.

"Damn its good to be a pimp!"

He walked into the white house and made his way into the Oval Office. Trump stood up as Gold Cock slapped his dick on the table.

"This place is mine now." Gold Cock said.

"Your gonna have to go through me." the president said as he pissed himself.

Lincoln sighed. Am i really gonna have ta show dis nigga wassup?

Lincoln cracked his knuckles his hand filled with more energy than he had ever beheld. His hand began shaking from the power. The president sharted.

He swung down releasing a geo-storm of respect the earth's vagina was soaked. Earthquakes of respect made the planet shutter tornados of lust made it moan. Hurricanes of pure cocaine made the earth go crazy. His slap was larger than the big bang It was picked up as a 10.11 on the richtor scale. His face was burned into every living beings mind. God looked down upon his son with respect and love. The universe quivered under Gold Cock Binkie Lincy's touch.

Trump was destroyed the slap had wiped him from history completely.

Gold Cock repeated his methods on every country on earth.

He now ruled the world and everyone was a hoe. He hoed them off in different dimensions and made bank. He knew now that he was prepared for his battle... but maybe he needed a side kick justfor kicks.

He looked into the dimension of Limp Dong Kong and restored him.

"This'll be fun..."

My profile pic is LITERALLY Gold Cock lmao.