A/N I'd like to thank DogDays124 for making the artwork to go along with this story, other than that I just want to say this is my first attempt at a first-person POV. Otherwise enjoy!
I hate crossovers...
Always welding one civilization with another. I am never too sure why they happen though; sometimes I believe that the visitors are sharing our world this whole time. Other times I think that, the whole universe is out of whack, causing others to fuse with it. Finally, when a day comes by that is completely silly, the idea of millions of god-like beings writing their tomes on the internet. Which depict characters from their favorite TV shows being stuck in a setting from their favorite video games for their own enjoyment, comes to mind.
That last thought is why I do not have my steaks served with mushrooms on the side anymore.
Anyway, to say things went crazy would be an understatement after what happened in the past couple weeks. The three Eds ran like hell after trying to scam my friends along with me out of our money for the umpteenth time. I do not want to go into details about it but it did not end well. Most of us were in bad shape after the scam, but we pursued the three anyway. The Eds sent us on a real chase, from an abandoned factory to a swamp. In that swamp I had and used an opportunity to spend a brief moment with my now girlfriend Nazz. Even though most of her hair was shaved off during the scam, it did not detract from her beauty in a big way.
Now do not get me wrong, she wasn't the prettiest girl in the world. However, I'm not complaining she is everything I need.
When me, Nazz and the rest of us made it to the Eds final destination, an ocean themed amusement park. We found the three speaking to the older brother of Eddy. By the time we reached them though it was around the end, Eddy was sobbing claiming he was only scamming me and the rest of us not for our money, but our respect.
We could have beat the stuffing out of him, but because he had the guts to say that straight to his brother-who was a bully to Eddy his whole life-They were forgiven and even became our new friends. On our way back we sang a song made up by Jimmy-or as I like to call him, "Fluffy"-titled "Friends Are There to Help You."
Things went great after the long-winded adventure, the day afterward. Nazz wanted to celebrate by hosting another one of her sprinkler parties. I went to her house that morning to ask how she was doing only to my surprise (and delight) that puberty hit her like a ton of bricks. I don't mean that she turned into a repulsive beast, but instead she now was a few inches taller, around Ed's height. There were huge Ds where there was once a flat chest, among other feminine curves around her body. In addition, all her hair grew back and any injuries healed.
Frankly, it didn't take long to agree with her that hosting a party where the dress code was swimwear would be a great idea.
Things didn't get started until around four in the afternoon, I was the cook, preparing assorted barbecue foods when the rest showed up. We all ate right away, ranging from squid to hot dogs. I was still hungry afterward, as I could only eat one hot dog. Why you ask? When-not if-when someone would get a second frank, Eddy would use that joke every Goddamn time.
Anyway, afterward we all were just being chatty when Nazz came out. Not only did she look hot in a bikini, it seemed that her boobs somehow got even bigger. I was just about to kick Eddy's ass when he considering reusing Edd's nickname when things just went FUBAR.
Up in the sky, two massive starships appeared, a couple smaller ships flew out of one of them. Both drop ships landed in the street, they opened up and robots with laser guns marched out. However, the real terror emerged shortly afterward. He was some demon dude or something, but whatever he was; he didn't look very friendly at all.
Everyone gave up in a rather cowardly way; I should have too. Instead, I took a spatula, quickly dressed in my school clothes for some reason and confronted the demon. It mentioned something about 'fulfilling its purpose' and pulled out a metal rod which molded red energy into a staff while I held up my spatula. Before we fought, Eddy made a comment, but something about the comment just didn't sound right. It was like it wasn't his own words coming from his mouth.
To be honest, I can hardly remember the fight, it happened so fast. I don't even think I was in control, one moment I slice open the demon's arm, the next I'm jumping out of a house shortly before it went kablooey. Eventually I had him on the ropes, and when he questioned what I was, I replied by calling myself a 'Gary Stu'. I'm not sure who that is, and I'm not sure I willingly said that. It was as if I was aware of what was going on, but not in control. When I did say that I was a Gary, some dude I've never seen before whined about how it was not true. Meanwhile, some chick was making out with Ed while some agitated dude watched. Oh and there was a Sasquatch being awesome at the corner.
The demon dropped to the ground, while some old guy told me to finish him off. I was shot in the back by an irritating alien. I'm not sure what happened after that, the next thing I knew, the starships were leaving and Nazz ran towards me.
Then it happened:
For some reason, I announced that I didn't do older girls, and then the worst thing could happen. Nazz began to shrink back to her previous prepubescent self, when it was over her breasts were gone and her bikini shrunk with her too somehow. To make things even worse, I unwillingly said, "That's better,"
No, it was not better; it was beyond horrible it was utterly FUBFUBAR. (This basically stands for Fucked Up Beyond Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
The next week I didn't go outside my room, I was pissed about what happened that day. The whole time I was "playing" Team Fortress 2. Even though I mostly just bitched about what happened until I got banned from every individual player on a server, I repeated that until I ran out of servers to complain on. Didn't matter, I hacked someone's account anyway. Apparently the person in question was in charge of a couple websites, but like I care.
About a week later, I cooled down enough to go outside, not to mention my hair grew out significantly. The whole cul-de-sac gathered around the playground, I walked down to see what was going on. Everyone including the Kanker Sisters was there, while Double D stood on top of the slide apparently ready to announce something.
"Welcome everyone, it's a wonderful afternoon today, although I'm sure you want to know why you're here right?" Edd opened,
"No duh Double D, get the damn show on the road already!" Eddy replied, already it seemed he was out of patience.
"Eddy, please there are children here!" Edd scolded the dork, even after becoming friends, I still occasionally called the Eds dorks. They don't seem to mind though.
"It's okay Double D, this story takes place in the 21st Century. If I don't learn how to curse, steal and fight now, I'll learn in school." Fluffy said matter of factly.
"Well… A-anyway the day after the invasion, I snooped around the junkyard searching for scrap metal for my inventions. After an hour or two, I found a small disk like device unlike anything I have ever seen. I made a stunning discovery shortly afterward, but if you want to know more, you must all follow me. Double D slid down the slide and began to walk towards the junkyard, some of us were a little unsure on joining him but we all followed the brainy dork.
When we did learn about what he meant, things would change for better and worse.