Adrien browsed the internet absentmindedly, occasionally clicking onto the Ladyblog and hitting the refresh button. After a while of mindless browsing, Adrien realized he had stumbled upon a love potion. The main logo of tye website was a heart shaped bottle filled with purple-pink liquid. Adrien shot up and read the page curiously.
Plagg noticed and flew over to Adrien. He quickly skimmed the page and turned to Adrien.
"You do know those things are all hoaxes right?" Plagg asked.
"Yeah." Adrien said, scrolling down to the bottom of the site. He clicked on a link to the product ratings. It had a 4.5 rating. There were several comments.
"But look at these ratings Plagg? It wouldn't hurt to try it out. Just think. If it isn't a hoax, Ladybug will love me!" Adrien said, daydreaming about his bugaboo.
Plagg sighed. "You know what. I don't care. Waste your allowance any way you want. As long as I get my camembert, do whatever."
Adrien smiled at his kwamis agreement. He went back to the home page and went to the check out. He ordered 2 bottles for 10.00. Not bad considering how highly rated it was. The website said to allow 2 to 3 days for delivery. Adrien sighed and continued browsing the internet.
2 to 3 days later
Adrien got home from school and went up to his room. He started to work on his homework when his father's assistant, Natalie, came in.
"A package came for you Adrien." She said, handing him a small pastel pink package.
"Oh, thanks Natalie." Adrien said, grabbing the box excitedly.
Natalie left and Adrien tore open the packaging. He pulled out the two bottles of love potion. He smiled as hel read the labels. They stated some allergy warnings and other things. Adrien opened up one of the bottles and poured the contents into a water bottle so it wouldn't spill or break. He transformed into Chat Noir when the time came, and leapt off into the night, bottle strapped tightly to his waist. He landed on the Eiffel tower and waited for his lady to arrive.
He saw the polka dotted heroin land on the balcony next to him.
"Good evening m'lady." he purred.
"Hi Chat. Ready for patrols?" she said cheerily.
"In a minute. 'Fur'st of all, do you have any allergies?" Chat said, winking when he said the pun.
Ladybug facepalmed at the pun. "No chat. The only thing I am allergic to, is your puns." she said.
"Well in that case, I have a drink that I made special for you." Chat said, bending down onto one knee as if he was proposing, holding out the water bottle.
Ladybug eyed the bottle suspiciously. "You aren't trying to roofie me are you?" she joked.
"No way M'lady. I just wanted to show off my 'purr'fect drink making skills." Chat said, bragging slightly.
Ladybug rolled her eyes. "I will drink it. But you have to give up puns for the rest of the night." she said, putting her hands on her hips sassily.
Chat smirked. "You have a deal bugaboo. No more puns the rest of the night."
Ladybug smiled. She raised the water bottle up to her lips and took a sip.
"Oh wow. What is this Chat?" she said in surprise.
"Oh, uh. It's just something I threw together. Do you like it?"
"Like it? I love it. It's delicious!" Ladybug gushed.
"What else do you love?" Chat probed.
"Well I love strawberries. And chocolate chip cookies. And cookie dough ice cream," Ladybug listed off enthusiastically.
"Looks like it was a scam." Chat thought to himself disappointedly.
"Well, we better start patrol." Ladybug said. She took another drink from the bottle and then swung off with her yoyo, taking the bottle with her.
Chat sighed and propelled himself off of the tower with his baton. He followed his lady, doing patrol for the rest of the night. After they were done, they went their separate ways, Ladybug promising to return the bottle once she finished the drink. Chat agreed and went to his home. He landed in his room and detransformed. He sighed and sat down on his bed.
"What did I tell you?" Plagg sneered. "Nothing but a hoax."
"It was worth a shot." Adrien sighed, laying down on his bed. He fell asleep quickly, worn out from patrol.
The next day. After school. Chat "purr"spective. XD
Chat went out for patrol like usual. He didn't expect anything new to happen. He certainly didn't expect what happened.
He landed on their usual spot and waited. He leaned over the railing and watched for his lady. Soon he saw the red covered girl as she swung over to go him. He noticed that from the way she was swinging, she was going to land directly on top of him. He tried to move out of the way when he heard Ladybug yell out "Kitty!" and tackle him. He fell to the floor of the balcony, ladybug on top of him and nuzzling against his chest. He blinked twice and stared down at the dark haired beauty that clung to him. He blushed a dark red.
"L-ladybug what are you doing?" he stammered nervously.
"Hugging my kitty." she cooed as she hugged him tighter. Chat struggled to stand up as Ladybug clung to him. He finally was able to stand, balancing on the railing.
"M'lady you have to let go." Chat said nervously.
"Awe. But why kitty? I just want to be close to you all the time." Ladybug said as she continued to hug Chat.
"We have to go to 'paw'trol bugaboo." Chat said, teasing ladybug.
Ladybug burst out laughing and let go of Chat.
"Good one mon Chaton." she said, giggling softly.
Chat stood there, smitten. The love potion had worked. He smirked evilly and walked close to ladybug.
"Ladybug. Do you want to start patrol?" He purred.
Ladybug blushed candy-apple red.
"N-no." she stammered. "I. I kind of... I kind of just want to stay with you." she admitted.
Chat smirked. "Prove it." he teased.
Ladybug smiled and grabbed the sides of his face. She pulled him down into a passionate kiss.
Chats ears perked up in surprise and his tail stood straight out. His eyes were wide at first out of shock. He realized what happened and closed his eyes, relaxing and leaning into the kiss. He put his hand in the small of ladybugs back and one on the back of her head, holding her close. They kissed for a few minutes, separating occasionally to catch their breath. Chat was on cloud nine. His ladybug had kissed him on the lips. He smiled and pulled away from ladybug.
"Je t'aime" Ladybug said, staring into Chats eyes."
"Je t'aime Ladybug." Chat replied.
Ladybug smiled and giggled. "It feels so weird. Saying it out loud. I love you Chat. I love love love you!" Ladybug said, jumping up and hooking her arms around Chats neck.
Chat smiled uneasily. "You sure are enthusiastic." he said with a cheshire grin.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Ladybug asked, cocking her head in confusion.
"No reason. We really should patrol. The faster we get it done the more time we have to hang out." Chat said.
Ladybug smiled and nodded. She let go if Chat and grabbed his hand.
"Then let's go Chaton." she said, smiling widely.
Chat smiled and followed her around the town on patrol.
After they had went around the entire town they landed back at the Eiffel tower. Ladybug smiled.
"You are just amazing Chat." Ladybug said happily.
"How is that?" Chat asked.
"Everything you do! You are just. Amazing!!" Ladybug said, fangirling slightly.
Chat chuckled. "You are amazing too." he complimented.
Ladybug squealed out of happiness. "You really mean it! Oh my gosh!" she said ecstatically.
Soon, Chats miraculous began to beep.
"I've got to go Bugaboo." he said, kissing Ladybugs hand.
"Awe. No fair. I wish I could spend more time with you Chaton." she said, giving Chat another hug.
"I'll see you soon Ladybug." Chat purred, hugging her back.
Ladybug pulled him into another spontaneous kiss. She withdrew after a minute. She waved as Chat vaulted away on his baton. She sighed as she watched him go, a hand over her heart. She made her way back home, already missing her kitten.