Kingdom Hearts: Before the Door
A Light in the Rain production
Neki © Light of Heaven and Kitty Fetish
Reni Concept © Kitty Fetish
Reni © Black Rainy
Kingdom Hearts Characters and Concept © Square Enix and Disney
Final Fantasy Characters © Square Enix
All rights reserved.
Hey! This is Light of Heaven speaking and this is the first installment of Before the Door! How this story will work is I'll write a chapter—
Then I write a chapter!
And by I you mean…
Black Rainy!
That's correct!
You sound like a teacher.
…
Well you do!
ANYWAY…Then I'll write the next chapter and so on until we finish! Then we'll prolly do a few other collab stories, and maybe some individual one shots with our characters; Neki and Reni.
Got it memorized?
…
WHAT?!
Nothing…
Right…
On to my chapter!
Chapter 1
"What do you think Riku?"
"I think—"
"I FOUND A GIRL!"
"What?"
"No wait—TWO GIRLS!"
Little Sora came running up the bridge to a confused little Kairi and little Riku, stopping short in front of Kairi.
"There are these girls that came like you!" He squealed enthusiastically and pointed at Kairi.
"Sora it's rude to point."
"Aw shuddup mama's boy!"
"What did you just say?"
"Oh he's gunna get it!" A voice said. Kairi looked over Sora's shoulder to see two blonde girls sitting on the bridge with muffins. The one on the left wore a grayish black sweater with a zipped up neck and some blue jean shorts. The right one had on a pink jumper with matching pink socks and tennis shoes. The left one was barefoot.
"Muffins?"
"WHERE?" they shouted.
"You're holding some." The two looked down and squealed.
"MUFFINS!!" The one on the right yipped and munched on the muffin. Kairi guessed it to be poppy seed. The one on the left looked longingly at the poppy seed muffin before almost reluctantly eating her chocolate one. Almost.
The one on the left finished first and leaned back onto her hands, "I'm Neki."
"And I'm Reni!" the one on the right clapped and cocked her head cutely.
"My arm candy," the other joked.
"Hey!"
"I'm just kiddin' you know that," She pointed at Riku, "Yo! Silver, got a name?"
"Riku."
"Snazzy!" Reni commented.
"That's what I was thinkin'!" Neki squealed.
"Do you have something against g's?"
"Me?" Neki asked pointing to herself, "I dunno, but I've always talked like I do."
"Yup!" Reni twittered, "Always!"
Neki stood and brushed at her clothing, which was a little wet. But only a little. Really now, how wet could you get swimming in the ocean? Reni stood as well and laced her fingers together behind her back.
"What about you Red?" Reni asked Kairi.
"My name is Kairi."
The blondes looked at each other, "Neah."
"We're going to call you Beaver from now on."
"Beaver? But why?"
"Cuz I feel like it that's why."
"Got a problem with that?" Reni asked and flexed her non-muscular arm threateningly. Riku was unfazed, but Sora and Kairi hid behind the tree.
"Okay…"
"What about me?"
"What 'bout you?"
"Do I get a nickname?" he asked Neki.
"No." she stated simply and turned to leave the bridge.
"Wait."
It was Riku. Neki turned halfway back so her legs still faced the island, "Yes?"
"Do you remember anything from where you came from?"
"Come again?"
"Do you remember anything about your home?" Beaver restated for him.
"Oh." She turned fully around and walked over to the tree heaving herself up and motioning for Reni to join her. When she had done so, she proceeded, "Well you see, we're on a national search amongst the worlds to find the best muffin ever. Our ship crashed and we floated over here."
"That's it?"
"That's it." Reni confirmed and hopped down, "You guys got some grub? I'm starved!" Neki rubbed her belly.
"Me too." She too hopped off the tree and started down the bridge in search of edible looking 'grub' to eat.
"My mom makes good spaghetti!" Sora called. The two stopped in their tracks and turned around with scary looking faces.
"With French bread that had parmesan cheese baked into the top layer of the bread to help it come to a crusty golden brown top with a fluffy underbelly?" Neki asked with the creepy face still plastered on.
"Um…She does make French bread."
"WE'RE IN!" They shouted and launched into the air with a fist up.
"But…" Neki started.
"How do we get to your house?" Reni finished.
"We ride in those boats," he explained and pointed over to the docks.
"So the plain one does have a brain!" Neki commented and ran for the boats with a giggling Reni following.
"Sora, what have you brought upon us?"
"Stop sounding like a fourth grader."
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"MORE PLEASE!" two blondes haired girls with red sauced covered bibs shouted to the smiling mother of Sora.
"Sora, why can't you have an appetite like these two?"
"Spaghetti is gross."
The girls gasped and Neki covered Reni's ears, "Sora! That's a naughty thing to say with a little one around!" she glared and jerked her head to say that she meant Reni.
"I just said that—"
"Don't even!" Neki warned him.
"Alright I won't! I won't! Geeze."
"Thank you." She said and uncovered Reni's ear, who promptly went back to eating her 'sketti' without question.
When they have polished off three more plates and Sora's mother was out of spaghetti, she ushered them up into the bathroom and delicately cleaned their faces, then scrubbed Sora's roughly.
"Ouch! Ma, that hurts!" he whined while Neki absently licked at her spaghetti covered fingers.
"Oh, sweetie don't do that," the woman said to Neki, "And hush up and take it like a man" She said to Sora.
"Yeah, Sora! Take it like a man!" Reni mimicked causing Sora's mother to laugh.
"Where are they going to sleep Mom?" Sora asked when she was done cleaning his face and hands.
"In your room."
"With me?" Sora asked frantically. Sora's mom laughed and shook her head.
"No, you'll be sleeping on the couch in the living room, and they'll be sleeping on your bed."
"YAY BED!"
"YAY SORA'S BED!"
Neki looked at Reni liked she was crazy.
"NO SORA'S BED!"
"No, YAY SORA'S BED!" Neki rolled her eyes.
"Okay…" Reni gave her companion a grin.
"You just wish it was Riku's bed!" Neki blushed bright red, glared at Reni, and stuck her tongue out at her.
"No!" Reni rolled her eyes this time and grinned at Neki.
"If you say so." Sora's mother laughed and ushered them into Sora's room, where she scrounged through some drawers until she found two big shirts and some boxers. She handed Reni a blue pair, with a gray shirt, and handed a green pair and a white wife beater to Neki.
Neki held the boxers in her first and middle finger, "You got these in red?" Sora's mother went back to the drawer and pulled out a red pair. Reni stole the green pair from Neki and handed the blue pair back to Sora's mom.
"Ma'am, can we call you Momma?" Momma gasp and hugged Reni and Neki.
"Oh, of course! I've always wanted a little girl, and two only makes it better!" Momma said still hugging Neki and Reni who were turning a little blue.
"Mom I don't think they can breath."
"Oh!" She released them and they let out a gasp and took a few deep breaths before giving Momma a smile. Neki yawned, and Reni walked sluggishly over to Sora's bed.
"I think we're going to go to bed after we get—"
"I FOUND HIS HAIR!!!" Reni screamed holding a strand of Sora's hair she found on his pillow. Neki slapped a hand to her forehead as Reni ran around Sora's room in circles with his hair.
"Good tuna…"
"Tuna?"
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That's a good place to end it!
That's only seven pages!
I'm having trouble with my own stories, okay? This is as good as it gets right now!
Next chapter will be longer! XP
So you say now.
Exactly.
Shut up.
Anyway, the first chapter wasn't very long because I've been really busy and haven't really had time to sit down and work on it because I need to save up money for Anime North 2007. I know it's a long time away, but my friend and I have to pay for most of it. And we're only fifteen…Meaning the only way we can get money is manual labor, babysitting, and paper routes.
I'm doing the first and the last one. -shudders- Anyway, the next chapter will hopefully be longer, but I know for a fact that I'll try to make my next chapter really long!
So we're out for now!
See ya'll next time!
Your drawl is better than mine…
Gotta go… -runs away-
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Next chapter's authoress is: Black Rainy!