Merry and Pippin, two hardass Hobbit motherfuckers, decided one day to go kill some daemons. So they grabbed the chainsaws and laser guns and opened the portal to the daemon world. Pippin was first to charge like berzerker decapitatin the gay daemon scum, while Merry roared a piecing battel cry and started firing lasers at the surviving daemon fagz. "Day of blood, praise the blood dawn!" they screamed in unison. Soon they were covered in blood and gore like butchers skilled in the art of butchering. Since their previous ememies were gay they decide to kill a daemon prince, so they charged towards the daemon prince with their chainsaws roarin and guns blazing. Daemon prince was soon dead but Pippin was mortaly wounded, so Merry said goodbye brother and shed a single tear for his fallen brother. Then he opened portal back home and berried his brother in a grave covered in daemon bones. A glorious day indeed!
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