disclaimer: a buncha these characters AREN'T MINE so don't use them in anything to be officially published
The Night Before Christmas: what happens when anime characters get together
It was the Night before christmas at the Tenchi householde, most everyone was asleep, with the exception of a blue haired space pirate.
She had a bottle of sake' and she drank and she drank and she drank. She heard a pit pat clatter at the door and had seen a small fellow.
This small fellow had a scar across his nose, a green hair in a ponytail and yellow eyes.
"WHO'S THERE?!" the half drunken Ryouko exclaimed. "It is i, Ferio!" the fellow sighed, not wanting to be flaimed.
Ryouko had heard another patter and then a red haired fellow with a cross scar on his face. "WHO MAY THAT BE?!" Ryouko glared at the two of them.
"is it I, Kenishin!" the fellowed told, his red hair aflamed. "Oh great, Ferio what have you done now?" came a voice from adistance. Then came the most beautiful girl came by, she was the prettiest in exisistance. "nothing my dear Fuu, but you've stepped in poo!"
Now Ryouko was stunned so she had nothing to say she just asked them to say that night and day, and a question she asked most often, "anybody want any sake?"
and then from outside, out in the lake a submarine labeled "Blue sub Six" and out walked a guy with no shirt and was smoking some looking like a pixie stick.
"who's there?" Ryouko exclaimed, now basically drunk on her beloved sake. "it is I,Hayami of the lake!" Now, no one except for Ryouko had noticed this man, they were are staring at fuu, trying as hard as possible to get rid of the poo.
Hayami had caughten sight of Fuu, and then the men scrubbing at the poo. "Halt! for i love that lady and not you! i shall get rid of that disgusting poo! then we will have a fight to see who gets this lady with poo!"
So they scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed, until Kenshin had made her toe stubbed. "Now, we will fight, for waht is right!"
Hayami brought a shiny black pistol, Kenshin brought a sparkly shiny thin sword, and Ferio had a most formidable weapon, he brought a gleaming blade that shined of silver and was very thick.
Well hayami shot and shot and shot, but kenshins sword was too good, he deflected his shots and had taken his pot. Kenshin got bored and decided it was time for Hayami's behead, much shortly after that Hayami be dead. (XD)
So it was down to Ferio and Kenshin. First minute Ferio had chopped off his hand, with blood spluttering and all. Then he crushed his throat with his gold arm band. Ferio had reigned victorious and took his prize. then Fuu with joy began to arise. She welcomed him with a kiss and they drove off after they had taken a piss on Ryouko.
woah... i amazed my self! well, enjoy!
The Night Before Christmas: what happens when anime characters get together
It was the Night before christmas at the Tenchi householde, most everyone was asleep, with the exception of a blue haired space pirate.
She had a bottle of sake' and she drank and she drank and she drank. She heard a pit pat clatter at the door and had seen a small fellow.
This small fellow had a scar across his nose, a green hair in a ponytail and yellow eyes.
"WHO'S THERE?!" the half drunken Ryouko exclaimed. "It is i, Ferio!" the fellow sighed, not wanting to be flaimed.
Ryouko had heard another patter and then a red haired fellow with a cross scar on his face. "WHO MAY THAT BE?!" Ryouko glared at the two of them.
"is it I, Kenishin!" the fellowed told, his red hair aflamed. "Oh great, Ferio what have you done now?" came a voice from adistance. Then came the most beautiful girl came by, she was the prettiest in exisistance. "nothing my dear Fuu, but you've stepped in poo!"
Now Ryouko was stunned so she had nothing to say she just asked them to say that night and day, and a question she asked most often, "anybody want any sake?"
and then from outside, out in the lake a submarine labeled "Blue sub Six" and out walked a guy with no shirt and was smoking some looking like a pixie stick.
"who's there?" Ryouko exclaimed, now basically drunk on her beloved sake. "it is I,Hayami of the lake!" Now, no one except for Ryouko had noticed this man, they were are staring at fuu, trying as hard as possible to get rid of the poo.
Hayami had caughten sight of Fuu, and then the men scrubbing at the poo. "Halt! for i love that lady and not you! i shall get rid of that disgusting poo! then we will have a fight to see who gets this lady with poo!"
So they scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed, until Kenshin had made her toe stubbed. "Now, we will fight, for waht is right!"
Hayami brought a shiny black pistol, Kenshin brought a sparkly shiny thin sword, and Ferio had a most formidable weapon, he brought a gleaming blade that shined of silver and was very thick.
Well hayami shot and shot and shot, but kenshins sword was too good, he deflected his shots and had taken his pot. Kenshin got bored and decided it was time for Hayami's behead, much shortly after that Hayami be dead. (XD)
So it was down to Ferio and Kenshin. First minute Ferio had chopped off his hand, with blood spluttering and all. Then he crushed his throat with his gold arm band. Ferio had reigned victorious and took his prize. then Fuu with joy began to arise. She welcomed him with a kiss and they drove off after they had taken a piss on Ryouko.
woah... i amazed my self! well, enjoy!