Warning: when I wrote this I had just drank a huge thing of soda and had
been sitting in the movie theater for 2 and ½ hours watching Hayden
Christensen (how ever you spell that) and when ever seeing him drooling all
over my lap
Author: *starts to drool at the name* ok now on with the story
Every one was in great danger, the dark side was taking over. Aniken Skywalker had not yet turned into Darth Vador but he was on the dark side (poor baby). On one of the Empire ruled planets Obey-won and Aniken are having a duel
Obey-won: You were my first apprentice Aniken I am sorry to kill you
Aniken: ha you are mistaken master Obey-won I will not die you will
Obey-won: oh really * there light sabers clash*
Author: ahh cool this is rad
Obey-won: hey get back to writing
Author: right, back to the story
Aniken: you have been mistaken master Jedi I am not Aniken
Obey-won: WHAT, you're a fraud
Aniken: no I am the cute guy who played Aniken, and to tell you the truth you are a sucky actor
Obey-won: hey not fair
Count Dooku: The world has changed, Obey-won A new age is at hand
Director: um Count Dooku you are supposed to be reciting your lines from star wars not Lord of the Rings
Dooku: right now----
Hayden/Ani: dude you were in Lord of the Rings? total movie year for ya huh dude. Who did you play
Dooku: *very proper* I played Saruman and if you don't mind we have to get back to the original star wars stuff
Hayden/Ani: right, ok where were we
Obey-won: light saber fighting *turns his on* dude it really works it isn't one of those fakey ones we get on set sweet
Hayden/Ani: hey not fair you get a green one I have to have a stinking red one
Obey-won: well if you had just listened to master Yoda and stayed on the good side then you could have had a blue one
Hayden/Ani: but I ----
Obey-won: and since the bad guys always have red ones then I guess your screwed
Hayden/Ani: you will pay for that, you nasty little Jedi
Director: cut, will you guys please stop all this Lord of the Rings stuff
Obey-won: how was that Lord of the Rings like *Peter Jackson suddenly appearing*
Peter: Gollum, you are copying Gollum
Director: go away I am director here
Peter: oh really
Hayden/Ani: Hello Lets get going peoples we have a schedule to make here
Peter: right and I have to get back to my business
Director: alright, go
Obey-won: you might be the most power full Jedi but you sure ain't the smartest one
Hayden/Ani: oh really we will see about that *jumps in his Convertible speeder and speeds off*
Obey-won: where does he think he is going *jumps on his speeder thingy and speeds off*
Dooku: hey where did they go *jumps on his orc manned cart and rides off*
Director: *yelling after Dooku* If you think that's funny then I will let you know that it's not
Now back to Hayden/Ani
Author: *starting to drool again* hey look I see him
Director: hey get back to writing
Author: well sorry mista tough guy, grrrrrr, Back to the story
Hayden/Ani is speeding along at about 60 miles an hour with Obey-won close at his heals, Count Dooku on the other hand is going about ten miles an hour.
Hayden/Ani: I will be the greatest Jedi some day
Director: *speeds up* you all ready are the greatest Jedi
Hayden/Ani: right, I am the greatest Jedi and Obey-won is the smartest I think
Author: *under her breath* you are also the cutest one
Director: ahem
Author: *smiles and starts to inch away* right I will be leaving know
Director: permanently
Back to the Story
Obey-won: Aniken Skywalker come back you Toad
Hayden/Ani: after what you just said I don't think I will *speeds off even faster*
Obey-won: I need to watch my tongue
Dooku: *catching up* ha I am gaining on him
Obey-won: I will get there first
Dooku: will not
Obey-won: will to
Dooku: ha see I am faster *passes Obey-won*
Obey-won: *puts on extra speed and passes the Count* Mwhahahahahah, no one can beat a Jedi
Dooku: I am a Jedi too ya know
Obey-won: no you are a ugly wizard with a pointy nose and long hair and beard
Dooku: how dare you *dives off his cart onto Obey-won's speeder*
Back to Hayden/Ani
Hayden/Ani: where are those freaks?
R2D2: bleep beep bop bleep *translation* they sure are slow pokes
C3PO: oh no poor master Obey-won
Hayden/Ani: hello I am your master
C3PO: well I know but the poor man
Hayden/Ani: droids I will never under stand them
R2D2: beep beep beep *translation* hey not fair
Hayden/Ani: don't take it personally I was talking about this block head here
C3PO: I don't see a block head
Amidala: *walking up* hey Ani
Hayden/Ani: it's Hayden if you don't mind, and I have a duel to fight here if that idiot ever shows up *suddenly a speeder goes by with two people obviously wrestling in it* See ya around Senator
Amidala: come back darling
Author: ah how cute he is leaving you
Amidala: you little Toad you did that on purpose
Author: hey I am the writer
Amidala: you little *dives at the Author*
Back to Obey-won and Saruman—I mean Count Dooku
Obey-won: I will get there first
Dooku: well it seams that we are in the same speeder so we will get there at the same time
Obey-won: we will not *pushes Dooku out of the speeder who conveniently lands in his orc manned carriage*
Obey-won: drats he didn't fall to his death
Dooku: ha Obey-won I will beat you *whips his orcs*
Author: excuse me Count but just to let you know it is Orc manned not Orc drawn
Dooku: right
Back to Hayden/Ani
C3PO: I still do not see the Block head
R2D2:beep bleep beep bop *translation* you are the Block head what of that do you not get
Hayden/Ani: there they are *speeds up next to Obey-won
Obey-won: by Jiminy how did you get back there
Hayden/Ani: you passed me, now lets finish this duel fair and square
Obey-won: I have to go pee
Hayden/Ani: ok ,ok but don't take very long cause I am counting
Obey-won: ok
Hayden/Ani: 10…..9….8…..7…..6……5…..4…..3…..2……1…
Obey-won: back
Hayden/Ani: let the duel be finished
Obey-won: you will never beat me
Hayden/Ani: I will kill you I am the most power full Jedi of them all and the cutest
Author: you got that right
Hayden/Ani: thank you
Author: no problem *hearts pop out of her head*
Obey-won: where did the hearts come from
Author: *drool* Haaayyydddeeennn
Director: GET BACK TO WRITING
Author: ahhhhhhh ok fine be that way *sniff* I'll be leaving now *leaves*
Obey-won: *pushes Hayden who falls off a cliff* hahahahahaha
Author: your going with him *pushes Obey-won of the cliff (that's why Obey- won is mentally deranged) I will save you Hayden *makes a classy dive off the cliff
Hayden/Ani: I am a Jedi I am not hurt
Author: *falling to her death* HEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP
Hayden/Ani: I will save you *catches her* I got ya
Author: you saved me *faints, still in his arms*
Amidala: ah not fair
Dooku: the world isn't fair sweetie, hey did I ever tell you I was single
Amidala: ewwwww *runs away screaming*
This ends the great Duel that never ends if you want me to write more than you will have to review me.
Author: *starts to drool at the name* ok now on with the story
Every one was in great danger, the dark side was taking over. Aniken Skywalker had not yet turned into Darth Vador but he was on the dark side (poor baby). On one of the Empire ruled planets Obey-won and Aniken are having a duel
Obey-won: You were my first apprentice Aniken I am sorry to kill you
Aniken: ha you are mistaken master Obey-won I will not die you will
Obey-won: oh really * there light sabers clash*
Author: ahh cool this is rad
Obey-won: hey get back to writing
Author: right, back to the story
Aniken: you have been mistaken master Jedi I am not Aniken
Obey-won: WHAT, you're a fraud
Aniken: no I am the cute guy who played Aniken, and to tell you the truth you are a sucky actor
Obey-won: hey not fair
Count Dooku: The world has changed, Obey-won A new age is at hand
Director: um Count Dooku you are supposed to be reciting your lines from star wars not Lord of the Rings
Dooku: right now----
Hayden/Ani: dude you were in Lord of the Rings? total movie year for ya huh dude. Who did you play
Dooku: *very proper* I played Saruman and if you don't mind we have to get back to the original star wars stuff
Hayden/Ani: right, ok where were we
Obey-won: light saber fighting *turns his on* dude it really works it isn't one of those fakey ones we get on set sweet
Hayden/Ani: hey not fair you get a green one I have to have a stinking red one
Obey-won: well if you had just listened to master Yoda and stayed on the good side then you could have had a blue one
Hayden/Ani: but I ----
Obey-won: and since the bad guys always have red ones then I guess your screwed
Hayden/Ani: you will pay for that, you nasty little Jedi
Director: cut, will you guys please stop all this Lord of the Rings stuff
Obey-won: how was that Lord of the Rings like *Peter Jackson suddenly appearing*
Peter: Gollum, you are copying Gollum
Director: go away I am director here
Peter: oh really
Hayden/Ani: Hello Lets get going peoples we have a schedule to make here
Peter: right and I have to get back to my business
Director: alright, go
Obey-won: you might be the most power full Jedi but you sure ain't the smartest one
Hayden/Ani: oh really we will see about that *jumps in his Convertible speeder and speeds off*
Obey-won: where does he think he is going *jumps on his speeder thingy and speeds off*
Dooku: hey where did they go *jumps on his orc manned cart and rides off*
Director: *yelling after Dooku* If you think that's funny then I will let you know that it's not
Now back to Hayden/Ani
Author: *starting to drool again* hey look I see him
Director: hey get back to writing
Author: well sorry mista tough guy, grrrrrr, Back to the story
Hayden/Ani is speeding along at about 60 miles an hour with Obey-won close at his heals, Count Dooku on the other hand is going about ten miles an hour.
Hayden/Ani: I will be the greatest Jedi some day
Director: *speeds up* you all ready are the greatest Jedi
Hayden/Ani: right, I am the greatest Jedi and Obey-won is the smartest I think
Author: *under her breath* you are also the cutest one
Director: ahem
Author: *smiles and starts to inch away* right I will be leaving know
Director: permanently
Back to the Story
Obey-won: Aniken Skywalker come back you Toad
Hayden/Ani: after what you just said I don't think I will *speeds off even faster*
Obey-won: I need to watch my tongue
Dooku: *catching up* ha I am gaining on him
Obey-won: I will get there first
Dooku: will not
Obey-won: will to
Dooku: ha see I am faster *passes Obey-won*
Obey-won: *puts on extra speed and passes the Count* Mwhahahahahah, no one can beat a Jedi
Dooku: I am a Jedi too ya know
Obey-won: no you are a ugly wizard with a pointy nose and long hair and beard
Dooku: how dare you *dives off his cart onto Obey-won's speeder*
Back to Hayden/Ani
Hayden/Ani: where are those freaks?
R2D2: bleep beep bop bleep *translation* they sure are slow pokes
C3PO: oh no poor master Obey-won
Hayden/Ani: hello I am your master
C3PO: well I know but the poor man
Hayden/Ani: droids I will never under stand them
R2D2: beep beep beep *translation* hey not fair
Hayden/Ani: don't take it personally I was talking about this block head here
C3PO: I don't see a block head
Amidala: *walking up* hey Ani
Hayden/Ani: it's Hayden if you don't mind, and I have a duel to fight here if that idiot ever shows up *suddenly a speeder goes by with two people obviously wrestling in it* See ya around Senator
Amidala: come back darling
Author: ah how cute he is leaving you
Amidala: you little Toad you did that on purpose
Author: hey I am the writer
Amidala: you little *dives at the Author*
Back to Obey-won and Saruman—I mean Count Dooku
Obey-won: I will get there first
Dooku: well it seams that we are in the same speeder so we will get there at the same time
Obey-won: we will not *pushes Dooku out of the speeder who conveniently lands in his orc manned carriage*
Obey-won: drats he didn't fall to his death
Dooku: ha Obey-won I will beat you *whips his orcs*
Author: excuse me Count but just to let you know it is Orc manned not Orc drawn
Dooku: right
Back to Hayden/Ani
C3PO: I still do not see the Block head
R2D2:beep bleep beep bop *translation* you are the Block head what of that do you not get
Hayden/Ani: there they are *speeds up next to Obey-won
Obey-won: by Jiminy how did you get back there
Hayden/Ani: you passed me, now lets finish this duel fair and square
Obey-won: I have to go pee
Hayden/Ani: ok ,ok but don't take very long cause I am counting
Obey-won: ok
Hayden/Ani: 10…..9….8…..7…..6……5…..4…..3…..2……1…
Obey-won: back
Hayden/Ani: let the duel be finished
Obey-won: you will never beat me
Hayden/Ani: I will kill you I am the most power full Jedi of them all and the cutest
Author: you got that right
Hayden/Ani: thank you
Author: no problem *hearts pop out of her head*
Obey-won: where did the hearts come from
Author: *drool* Haaayyydddeeennn
Director: GET BACK TO WRITING
Author: ahhhhhhh ok fine be that way *sniff* I'll be leaving now *leaves*
Obey-won: *pushes Hayden who falls off a cliff* hahahahahaha
Author: your going with him *pushes Obey-won of the cliff (that's why Obey- won is mentally deranged) I will save you Hayden *makes a classy dive off the cliff
Hayden/Ani: I am a Jedi I am not hurt
Author: *falling to her death* HEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP
Hayden/Ani: I will save you *catches her* I got ya
Author: you saved me *faints, still in his arms*
Amidala: ah not fair
Dooku: the world isn't fair sweetie, hey did I ever tell you I was single
Amidala: ewwwww *runs away screaming*
This ends the great Duel that never ends if you want me to write more than you will have to review me.