This takes place between book 9 and 10. Enjoy!

Saint Dane was siting alone in a bar just drinkin his 5th glass of sniggers, needless to say he was on cloral. " I'm so bored. I thought that this drink would amuse me but it didn't. What else can i do?" Saint Dane looked around when something caught his eye. " karaoke?" he questioned and walk over to it. he pushed a button and instintly Ke$ha's your love is my drug started playing. The words were poping up on the screen. " these words are horrible! I'll make up my own." he said. he bent over picked up the mike. and began to sing.

"I've got a sick obsession

I'm seeing it in the flume

I'm lookin on every territory

Cloral, Quillan, Zadaa

I'm staying up all night killing

Hitting their heads against the wall

What I got, man, is hard to find

I tell Pendragon all the time

Their all strung out, territory's fried

Convergence took everyone's mind

Because your pain your pain your pain is my drug

Your pain your pain your pain!

I said your pain your pain your pain is my drug

Your pain your pain your pain."

By this point Saint Dane was booty shaking and

dancing in a way that only sluty girls should.

"He won't listen to any advice

Nevva's telling him he should think twice

We left him to his own devices

travelers it's a crisis!

he thinks that I've gone crazy

His judgments always been hazy

Halla is gonna be affected if he keeps it up like his Uncle Press did

What I got, man, is hard to find

I tell pendragon all the time

Their all strung out, territory's fried

Convergence took everyone's mind

Because your pain your pain your pain is my drug

Your pain your pain your pain!

I said your pain your pain your pain is my drug

Your pain your pain your pain

I don't care what travelers say

Halla will do whatever I say

I get so high when im in charge

People crash and crave scream "rescue me!"

so I have a question " pendragon will you join me?"

do I make your head pound like a 8 0 drum is my pain your drug?

huh, your drug. huh, your drug. huh, your drug. is my pain your drug?

Because your pain your pain your pain is my drug your pain your pain your pain!"

i said your pain your pain your pain is my drug! your pain your pain your pain!

The Saint Dane ended with the splits surprisingly. Little did Saint Dane know someone was watching him the whole time.

Authors note:

Thanks for reading! Its my first fan fic! Comments please. I'm gonna continue this. I'll take requests! Saint Dane may not be the only one singing!