This is the story of Jeff and the Shifty Prune, a tragic tale of love, misunderstanding, and retardization. Jeff was a kind individual. Age 30, had a nice job, lived in a nice place. He believed that everything was good. Nothing ever went wrong, until the day he met his new business partner, Shifty Prune. Quite a strange name, he thought, when he went to meet him, in...an alleyway? Jeff, you know those places are dangerous, right? *snap snap* Hello? Ah, whatever. When he met Shifty Prune, Prune immediately climbed into his butthole. Jeff was in shock and pain, but in awe has he didn't know his butthole could hold such a Shifty Prune. Prune lived in their for months, when he decided to move into the large intestine. *Muffled voice in distance* (Hey, who wrote this story? It's a piece of garbage!) Jeff was stunned, with the sudden change of movement in his butthole. He felt his gut wiggle into his stomach, and melt because of the stomach acid. Jeff went to the hospital, where he got Shifty Prune extracted. Shifty Prune came out of Jeff's mouth, covered in shit and stomach juices. He was displeased. However, Jeff died of severe blood loss, and Shifty Prune was devastated. Homeless, nowhere to live, still covered in Jeff's shit and soon died, on Feburary 10th, 2015. Rest in Peace, Jeff and Shifty Prune, you will be missed. Thank you for reading this story. This has been a complete waste of my time. I will now go murder the person who wrote this.