In the TV that the infamous Night Raid assassins have discovered, Lubbock and Tatsumi were deciding on which show they would watch. Tatsumi has a case that's called Death Battle and Lubbock has one called Red vs Blue.

"So what are we gonna watch?" Leone spoke up from her seat as she has her alcohol with her.

"We're trying to pick one would be great and I suggested this one called Death Battle." Tatsumi replied as he held the case up.

"I picked this one cause it looked interesting." Lubbock added as he held the Red vs Blue case up.

The others were debating on what to watch, while Death Battle may be interesting to watch but Red vs Blue seemed more intriguing to find out. Soon Najenda asked Lubbock to play Red vs Blue, which he happily replied by putting the disk in the DVD and Tatsumi putting the Death Battle case back into the box.

Soon everyone got ready for the show to start as they seemed interesting to see it.

"Now we wait until the show starts, man I'm so hyped for this!" Lubbock grinned.

"Let's hope it's something worth our time." Mine scoffed as she doesn't get why this is a thing.

"Calm down Mine, I'm sure this might be an interesting experience." Sheele assured to her pink-haired friend.

"Plus it would prove beneficial to learn a lot on these shows for future battles as well." Bulat responded with a smile.

Soon, everyone quiet down as the show has already started and they were excited to see what this show is all about.

Red vs Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles Part 1.

Pan up from the ground and close in on two soldiers on top of a base, one clad in maroon armor, the other in orange.

"I'm guessing these are the Red Team guarding their base." Tatsumi said.

"Yes it is, but look at the armor they're wearing, it's pretty advanced." Leone pointed out.

"It would be very helpful to mass produced those armors for the Revolutionary Army." Najenda commented.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Cut to Simmons (maroon armor).

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Cut to Grif (orange armor)

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Everyone blinked at Grif's speech until Mine commented, "That was..."

"Pretty deep for a soldier to think about life like that." Akame finished as she bit on a huge chunk of her meat.

"Now we're really interested in this show now." Bulat smiled.

Simmons: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?

Grif: Oh. Uh... yeah.

"That's a good question, why are they there?" Lubbock asked.

"Maybe their guarding something important." Sheele answered.

"Or something else if they forgot the job detail." Najenda added.

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh...hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

Grif: No.

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out.

"Man, that's got to suck." Leone said as she chug down some alcohol.

"Yeah, being stuck in the middle of nowhere with no exit is really unpleasant." Bulat nodded in agreement.

Grif: Mm hmm.

Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.

Now everyone were incredulous on how both bases of the Red and Blue team were somewhat close to each other.

"What kind of dumbasses would even think of putting two opposing bases next to each other?!" Mine exclaimed angrily.

"Whoever it is, they made a poor decision of building bases out in the open." Najenda sighed in disappointment.

Grif: Yeah. That's because we're fighting each other.

Simmons: No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and if they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-fucking-doo.

"I guess these soldiers are preventing the other team from taking their base." Akame commented.

"But it seems so stressful from the way their talking about it." Sheele tilted her head.

"Well the work we do is stressing already." Lubbock shrugged.

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

"Master Chief?" Tatsumi repeated.

"Probably a very strong soldier if he blown up an entire armada." Bulat responded.

"Someone with that kind of feat would be great to our cause." Najenda smirked at the aspect of gaining an ally that can do the impossible.

Zoom in on two soldiers, one wielding a sniper rifle and in cobalt armor, the other standing behind him in aqua armor.

"So this is the Blue Team, and they wear colored armor to symbolize on which side they fight for." Mine pointed out.

"Yeah and they must be spying on the Reds for anything useful to use against them." Akame added.

Cut to Tucker (aqua armor).

Tucker: What're they doing?

Church (cobalt armor) slowly turns around to face Tucker, lowering his rifle.

Church: (aggravated) What?

"Heh, this reminds me of the times I bug shorty whenever she tested out Pumpkin." Leone grinned and making Mine frowned.

"Hey! You were distracting me, so don't put that incident up!" the pink sniper shouted back.

"I guess it does add the comedy for some funny moments." Lubbock chuckled.

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: I said, "What are they doing now?"

Cut back to Church, who is clearly frustrated.

Church: God damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: (defensively) You have the fucking rifle, I can't see shit. Don't start to bitch at me because I'm not gonna just sit up here and play with my di-

Cut to Church.

Church: (interrupting) Okay, okay, look... they're just standing there and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?" my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there."

"He seems really tired of answering to his partner." Sheele commented.

"I don't blame him, he's close to losing his composure any second now." Bulat said.

Both fall silent.

Cut to Tucker.

Tucker: What're they talking about?

Pause, cut to Church.

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

"And I fucking hate you as well." Mine grumbled as she glare at the Lionelle user.

"I love you too." Leone replied nonchalantly.

Cut to Grif and Simmons.

Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life. You know, fight them.

"Or studying them so we can breed all sorts of animals." Najenda said.

"Or taste test them." Akame added with a drool.

"And negotiate with them to make an alliance to help us fight the corruption." Bulat finished.

Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge.

Sarge: Ladies, front and center on the double!

Simmons: Fuck.

Grif: Yes, sir!

(End of episode)

As the episode was finished, everyone were now talking on their opinions on it and so far they were even more interested on finding out more about the show.

"Well that was an interesting experience." Najenda admitted.

"Yeah, but there's no action on it just talking." Leone pouted.

"Well it would help us understand what's going on without any mindless actions. But it seems interesting." Mine said.

"How about we continue watching it some more?" Sheele suggested.

Everyone all nodded at the purple-haired woman's idea and continued watching some more before heading back to work