"I'm home~" Almost immediately, you got a reply from Patty and Liz. Both weapons welcomed you back. Your weapon, Sei took off his shoes, laid them down neatly (for Kid would get angry at him) and then he muttered.
"I'll cook…" and with that, he left off for the kitchen. If the only benefit of living with Kid was unconsciously laying down your shoes neatly, that'd be an understatement.
Since the shinigami didn't answer, you looked around at the house. Still freakishly neat. You went down the formerly messy hallway, not surprised to see it clean as it could be. The picture frames were now straight (but when you tried to fix them, they always ended up lopsided, Kid said).
You went in your room and took off your sweater, to fling it in the laundry basket when you saw….
"Kid, are those my panties?" You squinted, and there the shinigami was, white stripes and all…looming over your drawer, holding up a pair of…well…panties.
"(N-name)! I can explain! You see, I was cleaning up your room because it was so disgustingly messy, and I checked to see if your drawers were neat, and when I opened it, they were all bunched up like you didn't care! It has to be symmetrical! It just has to be!" he said all this while folding up your underwear and he then put it in your drawer. He took out another pair, and started folding them. "It was so disgusting, and now it'll be neat!"
As he said his speech, your glare on him was getting stronger and stronger. "No perverted intentions at all?"
"…No…" Kid blushed a little bit; the red was slightly visible over his pale skin. He then finished. "See? All your panties are in a neat little –"
SNAP!
Patty came in at the moment. "Dinner's ready~! Hm? Kid, what are you doing with (Name)'s bra?"
"This part of the drawer is asymmetrical too! It disgusts me! I absolutely have to straighten it –"
"Patty, transform!"
"Huh? Okay!" She obliged.
You took Patty's gun form and threw it, aiming at Kid's head. "Don't touch my lingerie!"
"B-but…it's not neat….and folded…" Kid said.
You sighed. "Organize the refrigerator then! Sei just got through with it!" Blushing, you furiously grabbed the clothing in Kid's hand and went in the bathroom.
You heard Patty say "That's (Name)'s cup size? I'm jealous~"
"Don't you need underwear if you're going to take a shower? Don't worry, I'll reorganize the drawer after you mess it –" THWACK!
