Chapter 1: Propane Heaven(I'm redoing the fanfiction Also I can't access my old account BecauseICanOK So I'm using this account)
One day Hank came to work early. "Peggy just doesn't understand my love for propane anymore" He thought as he pulled into work. He packed his truck and walked towards the propane tank. He sniffed the air and screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" He smelled a propane leak. Before he could do anything the propane tank exploded killing him instantly. He then woke up in a room filled with clouds and flying propane tanks. He stood up and rubbed his eyes. "I can't believe it. Propane heaven is real. I knew I wasn't crazy" A red haired woman with angelic wings approached Hank. "Greetings noble propane worker. I am the goddess of propane. Your probably wondering what your doing here. Well I'm here to tell you. You are the best propane seller in all of the world. You see I've been watching you Hank Hill. Ever since you first started working at Strickland Propane. I knew you were the only mortal worthy to become my warrior for justice" Hank was surprised to find out some higher being was watching him. "Then what do you want me to do?" Hank asked. The goddess grinned. "Kill the non-believers Hank Hill. Kill them and make propane the only fuel source on your planet and then universe!" Hank nodded his head. "I shall kill the non-believers. I tell you what" The goddess poked Hank on the forehead and before he knew it he was back at the remains of Strickland Propane. He saw angelic being were building a base on the remains of strickland propane.
Hank walked over to a pistol and picked it up. He then got into his truck and drover home. "I need to go and see how Peggy is doing" After he arrived at his house he was greeted by Peggy. "Peggy the most wonderful thing happened to me today" Peggy hugged Hank. "Oh Hank I'm so glad your OK. I heard there was a explosion at strickland. I'm glad you were killed" Hank hugged her back. "I met the propane goddess. She wants me to spread her message" Peggy sighed. "Not this again. Hank Hill. There is no such thing as a propane goddess" Hank pulled out his pistol and blew Peggy's head clean off her shoulders. "Anyone who doubts the existence of the propane goddess will die. I tell you what" Bobby saw what Hank did to his mom and screamed like the little girl he was. "Dad how could you kill Mom?!" Hank smiled. "She's in propane heaven now son" Bobby sighed. "Propane heaven? Not this again" Hank then blew Bobby's head clean off and sighed. "Looks like I'll have to do this without my family. Oh well their better off in propane heaven. I told them what" Hank then burned the bodies in propane and went to bed. He then woke up and drove to his first propane base. He was greeted by angelic beings with propane flamethrowers. "General Hill. We are ready to kill the infidels at your command. Give us a order" Hank smiled. "Kill the infidels that refuse to use propane and only propane. Burn then with the very fuel they refuse. So they will burn forever in propane hell!"
End Of Chapter 1