And so, this is the aftermath...enjoy!
So, after the big hubba baloo at the church and almost everybody having to pick Bahamut and throw him into the ocean (Where else could they put him?), Avalanche had to deal with their problems, or something. Since Kadaj was still alive, thanks to Cloud's stupidity and my craziness about him, he was going to live with Cloud and Tifa. Other people had other problems, but who cares about them? They're gonna die eventually, so on with the show!
"So what have we learned?" Tifa asks. "Never to be a bad guy again" Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo answered at the same time. (A few weeks ago after the inccident, Kadaj had found a small box of phoenix downs in Cloud's medicine cabinet, so he revived Yazoo and Loz. Even though this didn't happen in my story, but oh well). "What else have we learned?" Tifa asks. "Shooting somebody in the butt can have bad affects" they answer together. "Good boys" Tifa smiles. "How long have we been here?" Cid groans. "About, 24 hours" Vincent checks the clock on the wall. "More like forever! How long can surgery take?" Yuffie complains. "Calm down, woman!" Cait points. "I'll go fix his problem, just let me in there!" Yuffie gets up with the conformer and prepares to barge in the ER doors, but Barret and Cid hold her back. "He's been in enough pain, I don't think he needs anymore" Tifa laughs nervously. Screams of pain can be heard from the door along with drilling sounds. Everybody stares in horror at the door. "What can they do in surgery?" Barret asks. "Ask Tifa" Cait points to her. "I may have had surgery, but never that type of surgery" Tifa pouts. Finally, a man in a white lab coat comes out of the doors and walks over to them. "It was a success" he smiles. "Finally!" Yuffie sighs. "Though I suggest he doesn't sit down for a while. He's going to be sore for a long time" he puts both of his hands behind his back.
"Well, lets see him" Barret smiles. Out of the doors, Cloud walks out, looking like he was in severe pain and misery. That's right, everybody was waiting for Cloud to get his butt surgery over with (In my fanfic, he got hit in the butt with a spark, bullet, and something else but I can't remember). "Sooooo?" Cait asks. "Don't look at it!" Cloud yells. "Look at what?" Vincent asks. The doctor turns him around to reveal that Cloud is wearing a butt cast (Like that's real!). It makes his butt look at least 2 times bigger than it was before. Everybody bursts out laughing, except Vincent, because he's too cool and sexy. "I said, SHUT UP!" Cloud yells so the whole world can hear him. The whole world is silent. "Thank you" Cloud smiles. "Just get some rest good buddy" the doctor slaps his butt. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Cloud screams even louder than he was before. -In the Sierra- "This is so embarassing" Cloud shakes his head. "Which one? You being in the cast or being slapped in the butt by the gay doctor?" Yuffie laughs. "I just want to see Zack right now" Cloud sobs. "He's on vacation, remember?" Tifa asks. "I don't care!" Cloud stomps his foot. "Where's Red?" Cid asks as he starts the Sierra. "Taking care of his cubs" Vincent goes over to his little corner. "Brother, are you going to be okay?" Kadaj asks (He's a little nicer). "No, how can I go to the bathroom? How can I sit down? How can I change my underwear?" he falls to his knees. Everybody takes a step back.
After a long time of Cloud's 'how can i?' and 'how do i?' they make it back to Midgar. "Okay, we're gonna make some ground rules" Cloud stands in front of Loz, Kadaj, and Yazoo. "First off, no more evil!" Cloud points. "WHAT!" they scream at the same time. "No more. With my butt like this, I can't put my sword in my rear sword holder (Directly on his butt). "Second, you follow my rules" Cloud stomps his foot. "Shouldn't that have been first?" Yazoo asks. "Third rule, don't correct my stupidness!" Cloud points to Yazoo. "Number floor, when I say jump, you're gonna ask 'how high?'" Cloud smashes his fist into his palm. "What, Cloud means is, just follow our rules and you'll be fine" Tifa gets in front of him. "Okay" they all say at the same time. "What're you guys still doin on my ship? Get off!" Cid kicks them off. Luckily, they had parachutes, but Cloud was screaming all the way down because he had no parachute and he got kicked in the butt (I said they were at Midgar, I didn't say they were in Midgar). And so, they're little world of randomness begun...