I seriously don't know why I'm writing this. I should be studying for my biology final tomorrow, but biology is boring…'cept for dissecting, but…anyway…The idea for this story came to me during orchestra today. How I came up with it, I'll never know, but I think it'll be fun. This is my first shot at a parody, so…

Are you sick of the inner senshi betraying Usagi? Do you think it's stupid that people honestly believe her best friends for OVER A THOSAND YEARS would stoop so low as to talk about her behind her back? If you answered yes to either of these questions, hopefully you'll laugh at this story. (Assuming I'm a humorous writer) Or, are you one who isn't sure about the betrayal fics? Do you think they're plausible? If so, this story will change your mind.

I'm expecting flames…go ahead, I don't care about them. However, please leave an E-MAIL ADDRESS so that I can contact you. I like debating, and if you aren't willing to defend your viewpoints, don't bother reading this fic.

Now, this isn't going to be a literary masterpiece worthy of some big swooshy awards or anything. Some if it will be incredibly cheesy, OOC and downright stupid at times. This fic is meant to be an example showing just how stupid it is for Usa to get betrayed by the inner senshi. Now, on with the reading, and expect me to jump in to explain why I add certain things. ^_^

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The Backward Betrayal

'Twas yet another one of those glorious days, with the sun shining brightly overhead and the birds chirping happily in the trees. Not a cloud was to be seen in the sky, and a slight breeze blew, though it wasn't strong enough to detract from the warm air. Heero Yuy, ex-Gundam pilot and current college student was on his way to meet up with his fellow Gundam pilots.

They came together twice a year, now that the war was over, to discuss their lives and to simply enjoy each other's company. Three of them had a dislike for talking, so they generally found comfort in each other's presence, while doing separate things. Little did Heero Yuy know that something rather…wrong…was about to happen.

He arrived at the mansion of Quatre Raberba Winner a few minutes later, and went around to the back. The owner of the house, a wealthy heir of his father's company, had decided to meet in the back so that the pilots ::coughDuocough:: could enjoy the pool. Hearing voices, he stopped and listened, curious to know what his friends were talking about.

"I don't see why you bother inviting Heero." He immediately recognized the voice as Duo's. "He never says anything; just acts all high and mighty like he's God or something." The American snorted.

"Maxwell, you talk too much, though I have to admit, Mr. Perfect Soldier is getting on my nerves." The voice was that of Chang Wufei, a Chinese with a short temper and deadly accuracy with a sword.

"Well…I'd feel bad not inviting him…I mean, he is a pain, but…he's a Gundam pilot too…" Leave it to Quatre to be sympathetic with someone the others were showing hatred for.

"You're too nice, Quatre." Trowa stated. Trowa didn't speak often, but when he did, he was dead serious.

'So…they don't accept me…that's fine, I don't need them.' Heero thought, turning and leaving the mansion. If they didn't want him to hang around, then he'd just leave. He had other friends.

He decided to go find Zechs, Noin, Treize (who survived via omnipotent author intervention) and Lady Une. They cared about him. They would be his new friends. (Yeah…they're about as close to him as the outer senshi are to Usagi…but people still insist on it, so I'll do it, too…damn peer pressure) Hopefully, Treize (who has SUCH amazing influence over everything ::rolls eyes::) would be able to get him a shuttle out of this stupid colony and away from those idiots he used to call friends.

It only took him five minutes walking to reach his hotel. Once in his room, he got on the phone and called Treize. The ex-evil-dude picked up after two rings.

"Moshi moshi." His voice was calm and polite, yet demanding, as it always was.

"Treize, this is Heero." Heero said. Then, he proceeded to spill out the whole story to Treize. Because the character who is betrayed always changes to exactly the oposite of their original personality after said betrayal, he cried and wimpered and acted like an all around general pussy. Treize, always being one to sympathize with others who are about to screw destiny into the ground, agreed to arange for a shuttle to take Heero to earth. (Setsuna, in my eyes, would beat Mamoru and the inners over the head and make them accept Usa wheather they wanted to or not, so Crystal Tokyo and Chibi-usa would be around)

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Heero stepped off the shuttle feeling a bit more refreshed. He'd cried out most of the pain from his friends' betrayal, and was ready to start over again. He'd packed a few pairs of clothes, and had hopped the shuttle Treize had prepared for him for earth the next day. Noin and Zechs were going to meet him at the landing site. He could see them standing in the crowd. Zechs had his arm wrapped around Noin's shoulder. He waved to them, smiling. (yeah, Heero's smiling. Just like Usa would be cold and unresponsive. ::snickers::)

"Glad to see you're feeling better." Noin teased, also smiling. "We've got an apartment you can stay at. It's two floors above ours, so you can contact us if you need anything."

"Arigato." Heero said. He picked up one of his suitcases, and smiled appreciatively at Zechs, who had picked up the other one. Noin led the way to the cab, and in a few minutes they had arrived at the apartment.

Zechs helped him take his luggage up to his new fifth floor apartment before leaving him to collect his thoughts and unpack. He only took a moment to put his clothes into their respective drawers and closets before he got cabin fever and left the building. He decided to get accustomed to the surrounding neighborhood so that he wouldn't get lost as easily.

The second he stepped out of his room, something crashed into him and sent him tumbling to the floor. Whatever it was, it helped him up, apologized quickly and took off down the hallway before he could ask who the person was. He caught a quick flash of a blue skirt and brown ponytail rounding the corner before the girl disappeared. He shook the incident off as unimportant before finding the stairwell and leaving the apartment building.

Outside, he heard screaming and the sounds of explosions. Becoming alert and showing the briefest hint of the person he was before the betrayal, he ran down the street and around the corner to find out was happening. The screaming had stopped, as well as the explosions. He was just in time to see five figures jump onto nearby buildings and disappear. On the street, the slight breeze scattered a pile of dust. A woman sat on the ground, an astonished look on her face. She had a few bruises on her, but wasn't seriously hurt.

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Dear God, that has to be the most pathetic piece of crap I've ever written. If you read it all the way through, you're brave…very, very brave. Review all you want, and if you're going to flame, leave your E-MAIL ADDRESS so I can contact you.