So after reading the painful fanfiction: My Immortal, I decided that if there was one thing that I wanted to do... It would be to make my OWN version. Please note, the original My Immortal story isn't mine. (Thank GOD)

Hi my name is Ebony/Enoby/Evony/Enony/Eboby/ Da-HARK-Ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long black ebony hair which is how I got my name. Why? Because I grew hair before being born because that always is completely normal. I also have limpid eyes clearer than anyone else's which makes me more special. I like to compare myself to Amy Lee and get other people to, too.

It doesn't work but they're just jealous.

Even though my last name is Way, I'm not related to Gerard Way. I really wish I was though because I have a total crush on him. That so isn't incest!

Oh, I'm a vampire too. And I'm even more unique because other than the traditional jagged rainbow teeth vampires have, mine are straight and white. Just like my teeth, my skin is also a pasty white. (This makes me an official Twilight vampire!)

I'm also a witch that goes to Hogwarts. I'm seventeen so that makes me advanced and in the seventh year. I'm also a goth even though I dyed my hair pink and purple like a twelve year old. And me being a goth, I buy ALL of my clothes at the most goffik and overpriced store around: Hot Topic. For example: I was wearing a leather miniskirt, fishnets, boots, and a leather corset because Hot Topic totally sells that shit. I also was wearing red eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and white foundation because there's never such thing as too much white in a goffik world!

As it was snow-raining (people call it sleet, but they're dumb) people were staring at me as I walked along. I decided to give them the finger for no real reason. Afterwards glares were directed at me. Fucking preps.

While walking along, I noticed a familiar figure from the corner of my eye. I looked over to see...

DRACO MALFOY!

I ran right up to him. "HI DRACO!" I greeted energetically. He merely turned around, giving me a sexy disgusted look with his sexy eyes. "Aren't you that idiotic mudblood that always finds a way into the Slytherin common room?" Draco asked. I shook my head vigorously, "No! I'm a pureblood! Just like you!"

"Shut up, mudblood. Leave my sight before I get my father to do something about you instea-"

"Ugh, my friends are calling me... Bye."

Then I went away to my friends who weren't too far away.

Meanwhile Ron, Harry, and Hermione were hanging out in their own spot in the courtyard under a pavilion-like area to not get wet from the "snow-rain". Getting a glimpse at the abomination crossing, they were in awe.

"Bloody hell..."

"I bet she could petrify a basilisk for days with that makeup."

"Why isn't she in dress code?"

I woke up the next day in my coffin. How I got in there was a total mystery to me, but whatever! I opened it and got out. I like to follow the vampire cliches. My coffin was hot pink on the inside because that's how goffik people like their beds. The only pajamas I was wearing was a giant MCR shirt (I actually used to fit it perfectly until the surgery).

My roomie and bestie Willow got out of bed, flipped her hair, then opened her eyes like she always did in the morning. She scowled at me. "What the actual hell? How did you get that damn thing in the dormitory? What are you doing in my dorm?!" Willow demanded. I laughed, "Willow I'm your BFF! You let me in here!"

Willow kept glaring. "Why do you ALWAYS call me Willow? That isn't even my real name! My name's-"

I just smiled a goffik smile and dragged her to the bathroom to do our makeup. She was never a morning person.

Willow and I walked out of the Slytherin common room to the Great Hall. She kept glaring at me as I dragged her along because she wanted to sleep in but I had something to tell her today. "I talked to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" I said, then squealed. Willow rolled her eyes. "And why's that so important?"

"Because! He's THE Draco Malfoy! The sexiest guy around!"

"Please stop talking to me."

"He's sooo goffik and hot!"

"Shut up already, you horse's ass."

"My life was so miserable before I met his goffik eyes!"

"You'll really be miserable when you pull this rubbish when he comes by."

As if on cue, the very Slytherin came followed by his two lackeys. "Victoria? What the hell happened to your face?" Draco asked Willow, eyes wide. Willow pointed to me. "THAT happened. Now if you excuse me, I am going to the girl's bathroom to wash off this clown rubbish," she said, then stormed off. That left me with me and Draco himself! "So..." I said sexily, "I hear there's an MCR concert tonight at Hogsmead."

Draco gave me a sexy scowl, "I don't know what that is. By the sound of it, it's a filthy muggle band."

"So you'll go with me?!"

"No bloody way!"

"See you tonight!"

Draco's gonna go out with me! SQUEE!